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Thug Notes future edition: ‘Brave New World’ &‘Fahrenheit 451′
“Open up yo’ ears and soak this game up, B.” Brave New World is one of the greatest books ever written, and Thug Notes helps make sense of Aldous Huxley’s future so you don’t look like an idiot....
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Is it possible that Jennifer Lopez is sexier than ever?
Jennifer Lopez is 44 years-old now, so she’s been around for what seems like forever, but you wouldn’t know any of that if you just happened to see her for the first time in this sexy behind the...
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The 20 worst inventions ever
Heavy Inventors are great. They’ve made this world such a better place. But sometimes they miss and things like these 20 worst inventions ever created happen. Diet water? Fork and knife chopsticks? To...
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Smartphone from the future looks amazing and wildly impractical
As the iPhone 5S announcement crushes it on the Internet today, is it wrong to expect a little more? A new “social movement” called Phonebloks is trying to reinvent the way your smart phone works....
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Tom Cruise uses a Scientology dating service, allegedly
Tom Cruise image by s_bukley/Shutterstock Does the fact that it is being reported that Tom Cruise is using a dating service run by the Church of Scientology to score women surprise even a single person...
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The (actually) unbelievable features of the new iPhone 5S
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Chet Siegel discusses the new iPhone 5S and it’s cheap little brother, iPhone 5C. Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube to see more from Chet every single day! Missed an...
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Guyism Quiz, Hoax or Headline: Are these stories real?
Onion Today’s Guyism quiz tests your gullibility. Are these stories real or are they a hoax? Click through to the next slide for your answer. 16 Korean teacher beats student then masturbates Wikimedia...
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Decent chance this dude never gets laid again. Like ever
Nothing’ll salt your game worse than screaming like a bitch on a carnival ride, announcing you shat yourself, and then having the video go viral. Nothing at all. Then again, he is wearing a lineman...
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8 NFL players’ McMansions that will make your jaw drop
Thrillist NFL players put their bodies through a lot of punishment, but once you have a gander at these eight luxurious homes of some current and former NFL players you’ll see why they pay that price....
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Trailer for ‘Legend of Korra – Book 2: Spirits’
I know nothing about the show Legend of Korra other than it has something to do with Avatar, and people jock the shit out of it. For those of you in #korranation, here’s a trailer for “Book 2:...
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Hot on Instagram: Nicole Williams
Instagram has opened up a whole new world for beautiful women to get noticed. Instead of having to hire a PR firm, they now can just post their pictures on the Internet and people will follow them....
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Get ready for cranberry margaritas from Bud Light
Look out yeast infections, Bud Light is making a cranberry beer. “Cran-Brrr-Rita” is a new seasonal coming to Anheuser Busch’s line of flavored malt beverages. Anheuser-Busch Starting this November...
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College people! Claim sunglasses and food for being cool
Still have your college .edu email address? Then you’ve got an opportunity to claim some Society43 sunglasses and a case of PopChips just for having friends. Society 43 Sign up on Sumpto.com using your...
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This guy’s response to Miley Cyrus’s nude music video is perfect
Miley Cyrus’s new song “Wrecking Ball” features her nude riding a wrecking ball. This guy’s Vine response is somehow even better. So seductive.
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Jim Ross retires from WWE
Legendary wrestling announcer Jim Ross has decided to retire from the WWE. The announcement came on the company’s website. Jim has had a long and storied career at WWE, both on the corporate staff as...
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This week in Facebook idiocy
In this week’s Facebook Idiocy we take a look at some hilarious zingers, grammar FAILs, hilarious WINs, and more! Every week on the Internet we see screen shots of unfortunate interactions on...
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Ndamukong Suh is responsible for the decline of Western Civilization
True story: Ndamukong Suh shot and killed a man on Sunday. Then he ripped out his eyes and peed in the sockets. It was pretty gross. That might be a lie. But is it? Is it really? Suh is ultimately...
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This is a grown woman crying over Candy Crush
You’re a grown ass woman, lady. Don’t cry over the latest idiotic addictive iPhone game. You’re embarrassing us all. You know what an adult does? Gets stuck on level 197 for, literally, the past three...
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‘Breaking Bad’ getting a spinoff called ‘Better Call Saul’
AMC Good news, folks, AMC and Sony Pictures have announced that they are moving forward with a Breaking Bad spinoff tentatively titled Better Call Saul. According to a statement released by AMC, the...
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What to watch tonight: ‘X Factor’ season 3 premiere
FOX Kelly Rowland, Paulina Rubio and Demi Lovato join Simon Cowell on the X Factor. This is the show that’s not American Idol but sorta like American Idol and God I hate you America. X Factor @ 8pm,...
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