You’re a grown ass woman, lady. Don’t cry over the latest idiotic addictive iPhone game. You’re embarrassing us all.
You know what an adult does? Gets stuck on level 197 for, literally, the past three weeks and plays it every day on the subway into work and curses loudly at the game every time he can’t beat the level. A grown man recognizes the game as a metaphor for his own failures in other aspects of life and accepts them. He lives every day the same with a twinge of disappointment in himself that’s all too warm and familiar. THAT is what an adult does with Candy Crush. (via @Stephen_Douglas)