National Signing Day captured in one gloriously stupid moment
Top recruit Stacey Coley will attend Swag University, located just south of my anus atop my perineum. ESPN This serves as a reminder that National Signing Day glorifies high school prima donnas, many...
View ArticleGuy writes song seeking a new roommate because Brooklyn
Jonathan Mann previously wrote a song explaining why he and his girlfriend were breaking up. Now he’s looking for a roommate in his Brooklyn apartment and there’s a song for that, too. This is a real...
View ArticleHot on Instagram: Steph Costas
Instagram has opened up a whole new world for beautiful women to get noticed. Instead of having to hire a PR firm, they now can just post their pictures on the Internet and people will follow them....
View ArticleMan allegedly drives drunk INSIDE Walmart
Huffington Post Florida man Timothy Carr was arrested after allegedly driving drunk inside a Walmart. Can you believe this happened in Florida?
View Article‘Fast & Furious 6′ trailer hits the gas
It’s always going to be cool to drive fast. No matter what. It’s kind of amazing to think about the longevity of the Fast And Furious movies. The little street racing franchise that could is on its...
View ArticleNew PS4 rumors make sense, while the Xbox 720 ones sound stupid
But the best kind of rumors are the ones that make you go “You have got to be sh*tting me”, are they not? First up, the PS4, or whatever Sony’s next console will be called. Believe it or not, it’s...
View ArticleThis Planet Fitness ad on hot girls at the gym misses the point
Apparently this video was the ad running before yesterday’s episode of the Guyism Speed Round. In it, hot girls are at the gym talking but a “regular” gym-goer is horrified by their behavior. Bad job...
View ArticleParkspot: An app that serves as your parking concierge
Parking is a pain in the ass. That’s a given. Parkspot was designed to make it ever so slightly less of a pain in the ass. Instead of paying for a block of time, you pay for the time you use, and you...
View ArticleThis week in Facebook idiocy
Every week on the Internet we see screen caps of unfortunate interactions on everybody’s favorite social network, Facebook. If we’re lucky enough we actually get to encounter these hilarious lapses of...
View ArticleDogfish Head and Beer Advocate team up for Crown-Breaker Artisan Ale
Dogfish Head teamed up with the brothers behind Beer Advocate to create Crown-Breaker Artisan Ale for the 10th Annual Extreme Beer Fest. To make things extra challenging, they elected to stay within...
View ArticleJennifer Lawrence played a mascot on ‘Monk’
Jennifer Lawrence is a household name after her Golden Globe win for Silver Linings Playbook. But it wasn’t always like that. There was a time when J-Law was a struggling actress. An actress that...
View ArticleWhat TV shows we should watch tonight
FX With the addition of The Americans, Wednesday night has become a stronghold for TV drama. Here’s what you need to watch tonight. Nashville @ 9pm, ABC: Deacon’s playing for Juliette which will...
View ArticleEva Longoria brings the heat in another sexy behind the scenes video
Eva Longoria has been on fire lately. Perhaps it’s her newfound being single freedom, but whatever the reason, we’re sure appreciative of it. And once again it’s for a magazine targeting the Latino...
View ArticleMust See Imagery: The best part of Wednesday (35 Pics)
4chan, Facebook We here at Guyism take our Internetting very seriously, and we strive to bring you only the best content the web has to offer. Thus, going forward we will be brining you the Most Viral...
View ArticleWhy do these products actually exist?
The Chive It truly is mid-boggling to think that somewhere, at some time, there were people who actually came up with these products and thought to themselves, “Yes, this is a great idea.”
View ArticleHere’s some news on the new ‘Star Wars’ movies
Disney Because there’s a lot to be said about these things. When Disney bought Lucasfilm, they happily announced that they intended to trot out the old Star Wars horse and start milking it for all it’s...
View ArticleRugged AR Case turns your iPhone into a tape measure
There’s no shortage of iPhone cases out there, ranging from the useful to the hideous to the goofy. File the Rugged AR case under the “useful” category, especially if you’re bad at eyeballing...
View ArticleBeefeater Gin offering you a look behind the curtain
It’s easy to say, “Seen one distillery, seen ‘em all,” but when the opportunity comes to explore a historic operation like Beefeater Gin, you have to take it. Thankfully, they’ve just received...
View ArticleHow to be a total cheapskate in ‘Dead Space 3′
By far the biggest beef everyone has with Dead Space 3 (and there are a TON of issues) is its reliance on microtransactions. Thankfully, there’s a way to buck the system. Courtesy of GameFront is an...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Keri Russell is ‘The American’ badass and more
FX Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor. 15 You should watch The...
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