Guy’s celebration in Baltimore ends with him falling off street signs
Your football team just won the Super Bowl and it will have no material impact on your life. So how do you celebrate? By doing something that could seriously injure you and leave a material impact on...
View ArticleBelow the Video: The weird world of YouTube comments
You may be already be familiar with some of gems you can find hidden below the fold on the world’s third largest Web site, YouTube, but if you’re not don’t despair. With over 24 hours of video uploaded...
View Article‘L.A. Noire’ gag reel is not as funny as it is mind-blowing
We are now living in an age in which there exists a blooper reel featuring video game characters messing up their lines. Well, the actors who form the basis of said game characters, but still. The...
View ArticleHere’s Metta World Peace’s bizarre explanation of the Brandon Knight punch
Metta World Peace delivered a love tap to the face of Brandon Knight yesterday. Then he gave an asinine explanation as to why it happened. Before we judge Peace as the looney tune he is, let’s look at...
View ArticleWhat TV shows we should watch tonight
CBS You’re probably all TV’d out after last night’s Super Bowl but here’s a few things you should watch tonight. How I Met Your Mother @ 8pm, CBS: Yes, the show’s awful but the Robin Sparkles stuff...
View ArticlePhysics professor fires a ping-pong ball at jet-fighter speeds
We’re about to explain how to do something incredibly stupid and dangerous, and, as this is something that is incredibly stupid and dangerous, you should not attempt to do this at home. So, basically,...
View ArticleMust See Imagery: Demotivational Posters, Photobombs, and more! (29 pics)
thatssomeme, Tumblr We here at Guyism take our Internetting very seriously, and we strive to bring you only the best content the web has to offer. Thus, going forward we will be brining you the Most...
View ArticleLittle dog wearing boots is the only good thing a little dog has ever done
To all of the owners of little dogs out there: Sorry about your lot in life. Big dogs are where it’s at. But this video of a little dog walking in boots for the first time is the first and only good...
View ArticleBar Refaeli in a much more enjoyable video than the GoDaddy commercial
So you probably saw, and were grossed out by, the now infamous GoDaddy Super Bowl commercial featuring Bar Refaeli making out with a red-faced nerd. Let’s cleanse our palate of that nasty taste right...
View Article13 dumb sex tips from the Internet
truTV Those who can, do. Those who can’t give dumb sex advice on the Internet. Whatever you do, don’t follow any of these dumb sex tips.
View ArticleTons of new ‘Pacific Rim’ images
Guillermo Del Toro’s giant robots fighting monsters flick is almost here. So Pacific Rim had its first test screening in Los Angeles over the weekend and the lucky schmucks who were there seem to be...
View ArticleRateBeer for Android stops you from wondering at the liquor store
Craft beer is a wonderful thing in many, many ways, but one problem it’s created has been that moment when you’re standing in a beer aisle, dozens of selections in front of you, and you have no earthly...
View ArticleIt took 23 years, but we have a ‘Dances With Wolves’ video game
Imagine Angry Birds if it was based upon an Oscar winning motion picture. Also if the birds tried eating the pigs; that’s Kevin Costner’s Tatanka Hunting Simulator 2013 in a nutshell. Remember the...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Beyonce, Super Bowl DERPS and more
CBS Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor. 15 So much DERP 14 Way to use...
View Article7 great things about owning crappy possessions
rwkvisual, Flickr It seems like every day a brand new handheld electronic device comes out. Or a new car. Or a new piece of technology that swears it will simplify or improve your life. While these...
View ArticleThe many faces of Joe Flacco
The Joe Flacco media blitz is in full swing. After a brief stop at Disney World, the Super Bowl MVP made his way to New York for the Late Show with David Letterman. In typical Flacco fashion, the...
View ArticleAmy Paffrath is a very busy, sexy ‘one to watch’
Amy Paffrath is best known for hosting MTV’s Jersey Shore: After Hours. In 2012 she made the jump to guest starring on Hot in Cleveland and a pilot for CBS. But she hasn’t completely left hosting...
View ArticleAnheuser-Busch should fire half of McGarry Bowen ad agency
You can’t expect every commercial to be a hit, but with the money and branding behind Anheuser-Busch, you’d think they could do better than 3 out of the 4 worst commercials. So which ones failed? USA...
View ArticleGirl gives judge the finger during arraignment, gets what’s coming
Miami teen Penelope Soto was going through a simple arraignment for crashing her bike while allegedly on some pills. But her crappy attitude combined with a sassy Latin judge ended up getting her into...
View ArticleStormfly puts a computer on your wrist, lets you browse undetected at work
A lot of technology, right now, is focused on dragging your computer around with you in smaller forms. Phones that plug into docks and become computers, uploading everything to the cloud, tablets with...
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