The ‘Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That’ lady did a commercial
Sweet Brown’s “Ain’t nobody got time” declaration during a local news interview became a local hit. And now she’s taking her catchphrase to the hallowed halls of local advertising. It’s a real delight....
View ArticleWhat’s winning the Internet today (02.08.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today....
View ArticleJessica Alba makes her case for world’s hottest mom
Well, we said that we wanted more Jessica Alba in 2013. Looks like we’re getting our wish. Yippee! And as you can clearly see from this interview and behind the scenes look at her photo shoot for this...
View ArticleFelicia Day, reciting poetry based on a video game she wrote at 12
Hey, we all did stupid things at that age. But do we all recall it many years later, and on YouTube? I like Felicia Day, but I absolutely hate poetry. Plus the following is based upon Ultima, which I...
View ArticleBlazed Movie Reviews: ‘A Glimpse Into The Mind Of Charles Swan III’
American Zoetrope I can’t smoke pot at home anymore because… well, no real reason. But I do it at the movies instead! I was kind of looking forward to Roman Coppola’s A Glimpse Into The Mind Of Charles...
View ArticleTwo bizarre fans on different ends of the spectrum
The following is a tale of two fans, one of whom clearly sucks at life. The other? Well, I’ll let you judge for yourself but know that I’m behind his enthusiasm, awkward as it is. TNT It’s not that I...
View ArticleJustin Timberlake wants you to #KeepItPlatinum
4.2% alcohol isn’t cool. You know what is cool? 6% alcohol. At least that’s what Justin Timberlake wants you to think now that he’s the Creative Director of Bud Light Platinum. Facebook “Bud Light...
View Article25 GIF Salute: Your weekly tribute to hot chicks in GIF
YouTube Every week we’ll take a look at some of your favorite female celebs, models and hot chicks in the news and present them to you in glorious GIF form. 25 Jennifer Love Hewitt Check out this...
View ArticleNaked woman goes on bloody rampage at ‘The Rage’ salon
Huffington Post One client took this salon’s name too literally. Jelena Monique Taylor, 44, allegedly broke into Rage Salon in Corvallis, Oregon early Tuesday morning and went on a rampage, naked.
View ArticleCreepy white guys ruin online dating for Asian women
There are a fair amount of white guys out there who love Asian women, which is fine if you’re, you know, treating them like people. New Tumblr Creepy White Guys shows that a fair amount of guys missed...
View ArticleTwitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets
eldh, Flickr Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list...
View ArticleThe Weekend Guyism Speed Round
Katie Nolan settles the nostalgic debate between 90s TV programming and answers all your viewer questions in today’s Guyism Speed Round. Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube for the latest videos from...
View ArticleBMW designs a four year-old’s concept car
When we’re little kids, and have no concept of engineering, safety, or physics, we design ridiculous vehicles. Kids believe in more power, and little Eli, a four year-old, is no different: He...
View ArticleMust See Imagery: Ultimate Weekend Edition (35 Pics)
Facebook/4chan We here at Guyism take our Internetting very seriously, and we strive to bring you only the best content the web has to offer. Thus, going forward we will be brining you the Most Viral...
View ArticleBest weapon in ‘Dead Space 3′ turns you into diehard sports fan
Because they’re the kind of folks who would bother purchasing one of those stupid, oversized foam hands, right? As previously noted, Dead Space 3 ain’t all that it’s cracked up to be. But at least they...
View ArticleThis science experiment is failure at its finest
You spend days, maybe weeks, putting together a vacuum pump science project designed to prove something or other. And then, in seconds, everything blows up. Every time your mediocre experiment...
View ArticleWhat TV shows we should watch this weekend
TJ Scott As if you needed another reason to watch Spartacus, this is a sexy pic of slave turned warrior, Saxa (Ellen Hollman). The photo is part of an ongoing, “In the Tub” series which benefits breast...
View ArticleSports Illustrated Swimsuit cover for 2013 is Kate Upton according to leaked...
The 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl appears to be Kate Upton once again if a leaked photo is to be believed. According to the site FashionCopious, which is where the leaked photo appears...
View ArticleArian Foster has a small penis says irate Iron Sheik
The Iron Sheik and Arian Foster are feuding right now on Twitter. It’s quite entertaining. The subject of Arian Foster’s penis size has come up and according to the Sheik, it’s smaller than Koko B....
View ArticleTwin Peaks is an amazing breastaurant
Regardless of your stance on the cult TV show Twin Peaks, there’s no way you won’t like Twin Peaks breastaurant. Their sexy lady-lumberjacks roam the floor dishing out 29-degree draft beer. *Beer...
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