Bacon cocktail salt is the best rimjob you’ll get all day
Amazon We’ve tried to upgrade you Bloody Mary on a few different occasions, but this one simple addition will take it to the next level – Bacon Rimshot Salt. No cheesey recipes, ghastly whiskey, or...
View ArticleIs FX splitting into two networks?
FX This is pretty bizarre news, if it’s true, because there’s no denying that FX is one of the best networks on the air right now. Where some networks like AMC have one or two good shows, FX hits on...
View Article25 GIF Salute: Your weekly tribute to hot chicks in GIF
Maxim Every week we’ll take a look at some of your favorite female celebs, models and hot chicks in the news and present them to you in glorious GIF form. 25 Alison Brie Perhaps the most GIFable person...
View ArticleThe 4 types of bars: A survival guide
Cracked Bars come in all shapes and sizes, and young, impressionable readers need a man with a misspent life to shepherd them through the liquor-spilled tabletops of adulthood. So let’s examine four...
View ArticleBikini model’s beach workout video interrupted by an inconvenient wave
A bikini model tries to be all sexy showing off an ab workout on the beach. Nature has no patience for such extravagance. When I saw the title of this YouTube upload was “Bikini Model Beach Workout...
View ArticleAlexandra del Pilar was Manti Te’o's real, actual girlfriend
Meet Alexandra del Pilar, Manti Te’o's real, actual, breathing girlfriend. Sort of. The two dated briefly after Teo’s fake girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, passed away. Pilar is a student at nearby St. Mary’s...
View ArticleTwitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets
eldh, Flickr Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list...
View ArticleGuy dressed as Pikachu pimp is best cosplayer of 2013 so far
They call him the Pimpkachu and he can be heard saying either “Where my Pokeballs at?” or “Gotta slap ‘em all.” Flickr/TheSpeedgrapher Okay, that first line is courtesy of <a...
View ArticleMust See Imagery: Best Pics of the Week (36 Photos)
Awkward_anteater, Imgur We here at Guyism take our Internetting very seriously, and we strive to bring you only the best content the web has to offer. Thus, going forward we will be brining you the...
View ArticleOmega rolls out the first anti-magnetic watch
Unless you’re a horologist and spend a lot of time working around intense magnetic fields, you probably don’t realize that a watch’s movement is not really a fan of magnets. In fact, being around a...
View ArticleTMNT pizza pipe is high on my list
We’ve known for a long time that weed and pizza go together like lamb and tuna fish, but this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pipe made it official. You can’t argue with expertly blown glass. Facebook Now...
View ArticleWhat TV shows we should watch this weekend
NBC Are you ready for some more Jennifer Lawrence? Our favorite gal’s on SNL this weekend. Elsewhere, the NFC/AFC champions will be crowned Sunday. Here’s what you need to watch. Friday Fringe @ 9pm,...
View ArticleRosie Huntington-Whiteley is still a very good lingerie model
Ever since Rosie Huntington-Whiteley quit working for Victoria’s Secret and made a movie we haven’t seen much from her. But good news folks, she’s still modeling lingerie! In fact she even has her own...
View ArticlePros and cons of a career in porn
Huffington Post If you want to test the waters of the adult film industry, you need to understand that everyone will find out. A newbie has to have a strong will.
View ArticleSony might drop the DualShock controller for PlayStation 4
For their next console, Sony is thinking of ditching their classic controller design, which pretty much everyone loves to death and is basically an industry standard. Again. fullhdwpp.com In case...
View ArticleThis Chris Kluwe punt for charity is so badass
As far as badass punter’s go, there’s Chris Kluwe and a bunch of awkward, unathletic gentlemen standing behind him. Today on Ellen, Kluwe punted a ball through a bullzeye several hundred feet in the...
View ArticleFind. Eat. Drink.: An app for people who want actual restaurants
Crowdsourcing is wonderful for many, many things, but it is spectacularly lousy at helping you find a restaurant worth eating at. Yelp is crammed with entitled douchebag college students and people...
View Article‘The Brass Teapot’ trailer is just really weird
It’s about a magical teapot that gives you money whenever you hurt yourself. That’s my life! Well, without the magical teapot. So there’s this old Jewish folktale that tells about a teapot made from...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: J-lo gone loco and more
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor. 1. Is this a good teaser for our...
View Article9 of the most secretly creepy breakfast cereal mascots
YouTube Most of us grew up watching Saturday morning cartoons and with those came an avalanche of breakfast cereal advertisements, each with their own mascot whose job was to guide us towards stuffing...
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