ESPN: Manti Te’o's girlfriend did not exist
Yes, the Manti Te’o hoax/scam is perhaps the most bizarre story we’ve ever come across. But it pales in comparison to this graphic ESPN/ESPNEWS has been running for the better part of the evening. ESPN...
View Article8 popular musicians that have awesome sidejobs
ethanhickerson, Flickr When it comes to rock stars, we don’t generally think of them in any way except for the hard rocking persona they exhibit on stage. But the reality is that many musician’s...
View ArticleThe Manti Te’o Hoax Anthology – Answering all of your important questions
Wikimedia Confused about the Manti Te’o hoax? Too many details to sort through? Here’s a rundown of what we know so far. 10 Is Manti Te’o's girlfriend real? As in, does she actually exist? The answer...
View ArticleApparently Al Bundy and CM Punk are friends with the Gracies
There are random pairings and then there’s a photo of WWE Champion CM Punk, Modern Family and Married with Children star Ed O’Neill, and two members of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu royalty the Gracie family all...
View ArticleLindsay Ellingson looks good even when fully-dressed
Usually when we get a chance to see Victoria’s Secret model Lindsay Ellingson she’s, well, wearing Victoria’s Secret lingerie. But did you know that she is also attractive when she isn’t in her...
View ArticleDavid Lynch once directed a bunch of PS2 commercials?
It’s true; the man who gave us Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks, and Mulholland Drive once directed a bunch of ads for the PS2. And, surprise: they’re weird as hell. Believe it or not, the PS2 has been making...
View ArticleHow the F did ‘Movie 43′ get all these actors?
Here’s an actual answer to that question, in the form of a video. You’ve probably seen the commercials for Movie 43, the foul-mouthed sketch comedy that has an absolutely insane cast of actors who...
View Article11 things we wanted to steal from CES
Cool Material At CES for every 4K television and awesome new gadget, there are hundreds of junky iPhone cases, cheap docking units, and Sky Mall-esque products that will never even be released, but...
View ArticleAustralian Open match halted by crazy person in mascot gear
A match between Bernard Tomic and Daniel Brands was halted when a person in mascot gear ran aimlessly around the stadium. Yes, this actually happened. I know it’s been a tough few hours and you’re...
View Article10 types of drunk girls you see in clubs
For as popular as they are, most people will agree that going to a club is awful. To compensate, we drink too much, and the result is obnoxious. These 10 drunk girls are exactly what you’ll find this...
View ArticleGuy needs 1M likes on Facebook to convince girl to have sex
Just when you think you’ve seen everything on the Internet, a guy named Petter Kverneng and a girl named Cathrine Johansen have one-upped the world with a campaign to get one million likes on a photo...
View Article‘Killer Is Dead’ is all about loving and killing
How’s this for a concept: you play as a dude that’s part James Bond, part Mega Man, and all ruthless assassin. One who must travel the world, getting rid of other killing machines. Sounds good, right?...
View ArticleThe 20 most ridiculous vintage advertisements
Heavy Reviewing the past hundred years or so there’s so much objectionable advertising it makes you wonder how these ever made it to print. Get ready to be offended.
View ArticleBlazed Movie Reviews: ‘Mama’
Universal Pictures I can’t smoke pot anymore because my kids will get taken away to be raised by a malevolent spirit. So I do it at the movies. This week: Mama, a horror movie produced by Guillermo Del...
View ArticleValparaiso goons it up in dirtiest play of the college basketball season
University of Detroit’s Doug Anderson is a high-flyer, known for his wild, acrobatic dunks both on breakaways and in traffic. Last night, Valparaiso opted not to be on the receiving end of his...
View ArticleOh God, there’s a Spongebob porn parody
Have you ever dreamed of a world in which an actor pretending to be Spongebob Squarepants gets into all sorts of sexual misadventures with characters from the show? A) Register yourself with local...
View ArticleWhat’s winning the Internet today (01.18.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today....
View ArticleHosewear is a tough, manly, and green iPad case
Fire hoses are designed to take serious abuse. Their stated function is to blast water through themselves, water that’s under thousands of pounds of pressure, and never split, never leak, never give...
View ArticleThis just in: Carrie Underwood, still attractive
I thought since we already delved into the world of sexy singers today we’d stick with that theme and take a look at what Carrie Underwood’s been up to lately. One of the things she’s done recently is...
View ArticleThe Weekend Guyism Speed Round
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan and her special guest Lizzie Havoc act like the homeless guys outside your local liquor store. Topics include Taylor Swift vs. Nicki Minaj and Jameson. In...
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