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Guy calls 911 to complain about prostitute, shockingly gets arrested
Next time you’re mad about your sex worker purchase, you should probably write about it in your Livejournal instead. Old Orchard Beach Police Scott Pipher of Maine had allegedly solicited the services...
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Ilford HP5+ Disposable: Disposable cameras get classy
Instagram is a terrible thing, and one of the worst things it’s done is convince people black and white photography is just color photography with the hue slider set to zero. It’s not. Real black and...
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GIFterpiece Theatre: Carmen Electra gets naughty
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor. 1. *Hurries to the corner store,...
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25 GIF Salute: Your weekly tribute to hot chicks in GIF
Vimeo/Bruce Weber Every week we’ll take a look at some of your favorite female celebs, models and hot chicks in the news and present them to you in glorious GIF form. 25 Salma Hayek This week’s Salma...
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This music video is exactly why the Irish shouldn’t be allowed to rap
Yasha Swag is an Irish rapper whose video, “Pickles”, has racked up over 8 million views since December 1st. Must be good, right? Nope. Not at all. Even stranger? The YouTube comments include positive...
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Katt Williams loses mind, quits comedy
Showtime Then un-quits comedy, still can’t find mind. So if you know anything about Katt Williams, you know that he’s a man who loves his weed. Unfortunately, I think somebody might have put a little...
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It’s the trailer to ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ redone in Legos
That’s right. Grand Theft Auto V in Legos. Plus four totally random game characters, all beating the crap out of each other, and for no reason. Happening right now is the Machinima Interactive Film...
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How to take an awkward holiday photo
Huffington Post Whether it’s piling on top of each other, lining up in order of height, or whipping out an “armshelf,” striking a pose is a surefire way to make all that view your holiday photo uneasy.
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T-Mobile to end phone subsidies: Costly phones, cheap plans
Currently, most mobile operators pay a subsidy to the manufacturer of cutting-edge handsets so they can turn around and offer it to you at a low price in exchange for locking you into a two-year...
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Must See Imagery: Weekend Edition
9gag, Facebook We here at Guyism take our Internetting very seriously, and we strive to bring you only the best content the web has to offer. Thus, going forward we will be brining you the Most Viral...
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News anchor proposes to girlfriend during live interview
News anchor Mark Rivera brought girlfriend Alissa Groeninger onto his Illinois station under the guise of an interview. And then he proposed. And then we all went “awwwwww.” In other news, this is also...
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Lions player considered finger amputation following grotesque injury
In 1986, Ronnie Lott had doctors amputate the top part of his finger so he could be ready for the season. More than 25 years later, a Lions player almost did the same thing. Defensive tackle Wille...
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What TV shows we should watch tonight
CW Friday night’s are devoid of quality television so my deepest apologies. Here are just a handful of things to keep your eye on. Nikita @ 8pm, CW: I feel like I should start my own Nikita fan club....
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Shay Maria in a white bikini ends the week right
Well this is it. The end of Shay Maria week. The final video from this epic five-part series. Sad. The good news is that this final video is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face as it involves a...
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Slammin’ Sam is beer specifically for golfers
Back9network And now the celebrity booze you’ve all been waiting for, Sam Snead’s beer! Wait, what? That’s right folks, the late, great Slammin’ Sammy has his own beer. Inspired by Sam Snead, one of...
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12 ways to make bartenders hate you
truTV Before you get crazy this holiday season there are some things you gotta not do when you go out to imbibe — things you might be temped to pull that’ll invariably make bartenders hate you.
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It’s official…this is the perfect birthday card for a 13-year-old girl
Sure, you could try to teach young girls about the importance of loving themselves. ORRR you could have a birthday card that tells them they need to get bigger boobs in order to get a rich boyfriend....
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Too bad Capcom doesn’t care about Mega Man’s 25th birthday
Hence why Mega Man 25th Anniversary is not coming from the publisher, even though some real deal game makers are behind the project. Before Street Fighter, before Resident Evil, there was Mega Man. So...
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How Plan B stops you from ruining your life
Unlike magnets, we know exactly how Plan B works. This simple video will teach you everything you need to know about not polluting the gene pool. Plan B might give dogs a run for their money in terms...
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Camera +: The best photo app just got better
Deny it all you want: We’ve see the Facebook pictures. You’re a crappy photographer, and that’s okay. What’s important is that you get better. Camera + is here to do just that, and it’s gotten a huge...
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