This video is kind of ridiculous but it’ll really lay out to you how much a billion dollars is. Spoiler alert: It’s a lot of money.
If only it were that easy to take $100,000 away from someone. The ol’ “club people wearing nice fur in the back of the head and hope for the best” method hasn’t been paying off for me quite as well as I’d like. (via Reddit)
Can your Grandma thrash as hard as this grandma showing off her skills in a drum shop? Probably not.
She was definitely just showing off with those stick twirls in the beginning. Act like you’ve been there. Because you have been there, probably 57 years ago. And then you gave a guy in a fedora and a three-piece suit a handjob. (via Gawker)
Nicolas Cage managed to seem completely normal in this interview with Zoo. That’s somewhat disappointing, but it’s still a fun look at what the big screen psychotic is actually like.
For a guy with as much ‘net notoriety as Nicolas Cage, it’s not surprising that he doesn’t pay attention to it. I’m sure at first he was fascinated by our obsession with him, but once you get the 43rd tumblr page running the 102nd Nic Cage meme, it’s makes sense not to “surf a lot of Internet. At least he self-aware when it comes to irony. If only more actors had the “do whatever you want” attitude. And you know what I want? That cake.
Post Grad Problems
Everything has changed since college and there is one thing that never fails to serve as a constant and annoying reminder of your irreversibly aged state: Facebook.
Megan Haley, much like many of the sexy ladies we have brought you over the years, is a model that you probably don’t know, but really should. Let’s try to fix that today, shall we? So what do we know about Megan Haley? For one she was chosen to be the model for La Isla’s Limited Edition Artists series with these new bikinis designed by Jimbo Phillips of Santa Cruz Skateboards fame. Good choice as you can see. And two…uh…well…I found these ridiculously sexy photos of her. And that’s about it. So, to sum up: super sexy model that we know nothing about, but just did a nice little bikini modeling job for La Isla. I think that pretty much qualifies Megan Haley as “one to watch” don’t you?
Check out other talented women who we’ve deemed “One to Watch” right here.
Photo credit: La Isla
What’s on tap this weekend? Well, you’re gonna have to wait until Sunday for some quality television. Unless, of course you want to see Marisa Miller tonight in HD.
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno @ 11:37pm Friday, NBC: Oh my God Marisa Miller is on tonight. I’m pretty sure she loves me.
Comedy Bang! Bang! @ 10pm Friday, IFC: Aziz Ansari this week.
Dexter @ 9pm Sunday, Showtime: Disappointing season? Not ready to get there yet.
The Newsroom @ 10pm Sunday, HBO: I’m a big fan of this show and I thought last week’s episode set up the entire season. Also, Maggie’s hair sucks.
A few weeks back Chris Weidman knocked out Anderson Silva in one of the most shocking moments in UFC history. Someone with a lot of time and a lot of creative juices set the whole thing to Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. That person is a hero. I would give that person a reach around.
Props to BlackSportsOnlinehttp://blacksportsonline.com/home/2013/07/chris-weidman-ko-of-silva-gets-the-mike-tysons-punchout-treatment-video/ for saving this so the world can see its genius.
In this weekend’s Must See Imagery we take a walk through everything you might have missed this week, including some truly hilarious demotivational posters, perfectly timed photobombs, sexy ladies, and more! Aggregating content from the web’s hottest sources: Facebook, Tumblr, Imgur (often via Reddit), amongst others, we’re able to save you those precious man hours that can be used for things like grilling red meat, or wondering who the hell that sexy girl was in that commercial you just saw. If you come across any photos you think should be included in this daily feature then head on over HERE and post them to our Facebook wall, and I’ll be sure to include them (provided they don’t suck, and you actually understand what funny is).
Actually the full title is the Kick-Ass 2: Extended NSFW Trailer, so you know it’s good. Plus they also just announced the new Kick-Ass 2 Web site to learn more about the new characters and your favorite key players, and revealed that the Kick-Ass Photobomb app (Android, iOS) has been updated with new features including the ability to choose photos from Facebook and post “photobombs” to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.
Bleacher Report
For every athlete that has been brought down by scandal, there’s another for whom negative publicity is like water off a duck’s back. These are those people.
You didn’t honestly think a whole week would go by without a sexy new video from our buds over at Kaloopy Media did you? Of course not, because they went out and found yet another sexy model to shoot on video. That’s what they do. This week Kaloopy introduces us to the lovely Bryiana Noelle (who you should follow on Twitter) in a video entitled “Heart’s On Fire.” And as is always the case there are tons of sexy pictures to go with the video as well (over 50 more in addition to the ones below right here).
For more from Kaloopy, check them out on YouTube and on Facebook.
Photo credit: Kaloopy
Apparently someone went to multiple showings of Man of Steel. This Japanese train worker tries to stop a train with nothing but his own body and a willingness to ♫ NEVER SURRRRENDERRRRRRRRR ♫.
I have to believe this was all an elaborate prank on that worker designed to mess with his hand. “Yeah Yoshi, you totally stopped that train entirely by yourself! You did it!” Meanwhile there’s a guy hitting the emergency brake in the front of the train laughing uncontrollably like an anime character. Great prank, guys.
Tonight we look at the internet’s emerging obsession with twerking.
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.
15 Vanessa Hudgens twerking
14 The Twerk FAIL
13 Twerking a car hood
12 Heather Locklear twerking
11 Rihanna twerking
10 Hank Hill twerking
9 That’s just amazing
8 Patrick hates twerking
7 Bubble butt twerking
6 Miley Cyrus twerking
5 Twerking in a library
4 Twerking a trash can
3 Snow white twerking
2 Twerking in front of a door that’s about to open
1 They invented twerking
You know who Sara Sampaio is, right? A lingerie and bikini model who works for Victoria’s Secret? (Here.) Well it turns out that she’s also quite deadly with her hands and feet as this video will attest.
Damn, Sara Sampaio has got some power in those legs. I’m not not sure how I feel about that. I think she’d hurt me. Could be worst ways to go though, right?
John Stamos reunited Jesse and the Rippers, and their first gig was everything you hoped it would be and more. They tore the house down on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Who knew John Stamos could still jam like that? Hopefully this leads to a full (house) tour because I’ll get in line for Uncle Jesse tickets right now.
If you want to see Jesse and the Rippers in their glory days, you can check out their first hit single. Or for a new twist, John Stamos was photoshopped into 50 famous punk album covers.
Nathan.F, Flickr
People tell lies all the time – to their friends, their bosses, their spouses, their relatives, to the bum on the street who just wants a dollar – but the most insidious lies are the ones that people tell to themselves. These are the ones that keep people trapped, that keep them from moving on with their lives in a healthy way, and that keep them from fulfilling their potential. And since they’re lies we tell to ourselves, they can be tough to identify. But fear not, gentle friends, we’ve got you covered. If you ever find yourself uttering one of the following phrases, it doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re a dirty, dirty liar but it might be time for some good ol’ self-examination because, after all, these are eight of the most common lies that people tell themselves.
Photo credit: Nathan.F, Flickr
8 “I’m Just Taking a Year Off.”
fireflythegreat, Flickr
You hear this one all the time. A dude or lady dude comes home from school and announces that they just need a break, and that after a year off they’ll head back to school, get that degree and make everyone proud. And then next year comes and nothing really changes. And then another year passes, and another, and… you get the point. It’s easy to fall prey to this line of thinking because the system is set up so you can pretty much just be carried along until the day you graduate college. With every step, there is an infrastructure there designed to keep you going. But once you step outside that system, no one is there to prod you or to do all of the little things that keep you moving right along. And when that happens all that’s left is self-motivation, and for a 19 or 20 year-old kid who’s never been outside that system before, well… it’s a whole hell of a lot easier to convince yourself that you’ll just rejoin the flow again one day then to take the steps on your own to make it happen.
Photo credit: fireflythegreat, Flickr
7 “This Isn’t Permanent”
sylvar, Flickr
A close cousin of the year off, “This isn’t permanent” is the cry of someone who has settled. They’re adamant that they’re just treading water with this dead end job until the day when their dreams miraculously come true. Don’t ask them how it’s going to happen, it just will, okay? Of course, then they wake up one day, they’re forty years-old and their floor manager is bitching to them that these grills aren’t going to sell themselves. If you ever find yourself uttering either “I’m just taking a year off” or “This isn’t permanent,” just be very, very careful because you are walking on dangerous, dangerous ground, my friend.
Photo credit: sylvar, Flickr
6 “People Just Don’t Get Me”
Maggiejumps, Flickr
No, they get you. It’s just that, well, you’re an asshole. Probably, anyway. People aren’t required to like you, or agree with you, or worship your singular snowflake existence, so instead of jumping up on the cross and caterwauling like Morrissey, maybe you should ask yourself if you’re doing something that turns other people off. And if you are, well then that’s up to you to either live with or change. Go your own way, do your own thing, be that special snowflake you know you were meant to be, but don’t play the victim if it turns people off either.
Photo credit: Maggiejumps, Flickr
5 “I Can Totally Change Her/Him”
j.o.h.n. walker, Flickr
Look, if it isn’t right, it isn’t right. No matter what you do, you’re not going to be able to change your significant other. Not without making them feel resentful anyway. People tell themselves this one because they don’t want to admit that it simply isn’t going to work out and because the fear of being alone is worse to them than the fear of being with the wrong person. And so they’ll latch onto someone – anyone – and try to mold them into their ideal mate, which is totally ass-backward and will just end up in heartache and misery. But what the hell, at least you had a date to that office party that one time so, uh, you’ve got that going for you. Congrats?
Photo credit: j.o.h.n. walker, Flickr
4 “I’m Nothing Like My Mother/Father”
pescatello, Flickr
Suuuure you aren’t. And hey, it’s totally believable. At least until that day when you catch yourself screeching at your kid in exactly the same tone of voice as dear old mom or dad, or pulling the same passive-aggressive crap that drove you nuts all those years. Or throwing a fit just like they did because you can’t get that damn garage door to work like it’s supposed to. Or giving the same speech you heard growing up when you catch your kid smoking pot. Or…
Photo credit: pescatello, Flickr
3 “The Ending of _____ was Actually Genius”
Debs, Flickr
We all do this one. Our favorite show comes to an end and inside we think “What in the hell was that crap?” And then the next day you find yourself explaining to anyone who will listen why David Chase is a genius and why the abrupt black screen totally fit with Tony Soprano’s blah blah blah. Or why The Island was totally explained or why you didn’t need to know what Starbuck really was or any of the other million things we’ve all said or heard over the years. Extra special self-denial liar liar pants on fire points go to those special souls who swore up and down that The Phantom Menace was “totally good you guys.” It’s just easier than admitting the truth, I guess – that you invested hours and hours, and sometimes years and years, in a story that ended with a metaphorical fart.
Photo credit: Debs, Flickr
2 “I’ll Just Do a Few Extra Reps at the Gym”
Usodesita, Flickr
We’ve all said this one, or at least a variant of it. A few extra reps, a couple of extra minutes on the treadmill… it all seems so simple and oh so achievable when someone tosses that bucket of chicken skins down like a gauntlet. But then the day of reckoning comes and, well, you’ve kinda gotta get to work and what the hell, you’ll just do it the next day. But then the next day comes and you hit the snooze button one more time than normal and so you make a plan to carve out some time over the weekend, but then your buddies stop by with a six pack and oh shit, they’ve got chicken wings and okay, okay, you’ll just double your normal routine and… it never ends.
Photo credit: Usodesita, Flickr
1 “I’m Never Drinking Again”
chris_hau, Flickr
You filthy, filthy liar.
Photo credit: chris_hau, Flickr
(Previously published on January 10, 2013.)
Jordan Carver, Instagram
Very few people love to use Instagram more than celebrities. Each week they post hundreds of photos online to share with their fans and feed their need for self-expression. These are the sexiest pictures they shared this week.
Don’t see your girl? Let us know so we can follow her too!
70 Irina Voronina
Irina Voronina, Instagram
69 Carissa Rosario
Carissa Rosario, Instagram
68 Ireland Baldwin
Ireland Baldwin, Instagram
67 Jourdan Dunn
Jourdan Dunn, Instagram
66 Ashley Sky
Ashley Sky, Instagram
65 Gisele Bundchen
Gisele Bundchen, Instagram
64 Emily Ratajkowski
Emily Ratajkowski, Instagram
63 Hana Nitsche
Hana Nitsche, Instagram
62 Kristen Nicole
Kristen Nicole, Instagram
61 Marloes Horst
Marloes Horst, Instagram
60 Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba, Instagram
59 Martha Hunt
Martha Hunt, Instagram
58 Jessica Gomes
Jessica Gomes, Instagram
57 Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj, Instagram
56 Arianny Celeste
Arianny Celeste, Instagram
55 Nicole Trunfio
Nicole Trunfio, Instagram
54 Martha Hunt
Martha Hunt, Instagram
53 Chanel Iman
Chanel Iman, Instagram
52 Jasmine Tookes
Jasmine Tookes, Instagram
51 Nina Agdal
Nina Agdal, Instagram
50 Leanna Decker
Leanna Decker, Instagram
49 Candice Swanepoel
Candice Swanepoel, Instagram
48 Chanel Iman
Chanel Iman, Instagram
47 Carissa Rosario
Carissa Rosario, Instagram
46 Alexandria Morgan
Beach Bunny Swimwear, Instagram
45 Barbara Palvin
Barbara Palvin, Instagram
44 Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa Hudgens, Instagram
43 Daisy Fuentes
Daisy Fuentes, Instagram
42 Izabel Goulart
Izabel Goulart, Instagram
41 Maryna Linchuk
Maryna Linchuk, Instagram
40 Leanna Decker
Leanna Decker, Instagram
39 Genesis Rodriguez
Genesis Rodriguez, Instagram
38 Ciara
Ciara, Instagram
37 Selita Ebanks
Selita Ebanks, Instagram
36 Rosa Acosta
Rosa Acosta, Instagram
35 Bar Refaeli
Bar Refaeli, Instagram
34 Arianny Celeste
Arianny Celeste, Instagram
33 Nicole Trunfio
Nicole Trunfio, Instagram
32 Chelsey Novak
Chelsey Novak, Instagram
31 Renata Kuerten
Renata Kuerten, Instagram
30 Tawny Jordan
Tawny Jordan, Instagram
29 Kat Von D
Kat Von D, Instagram
28 Sophie Turner
Sophie Turner, Instagram
27 Beyonce
Beyonce, Instagram
26 Sophie Turner
Sophie Turner, Instagram
25 Hana Nitsche
Hana Nitsche, Instagram
24 Sara Sampaio
Sara Sampaio, Instagram
23 Alana Blanchard
Alana Blanchard, Instagram
22 Abigail Ratchford
Abigail Ratchford, Instagram
21 April Summers
April Summers, Instagram
20 Elsa Hosk
Elsa Hosk, Instagram
19 Renata Kuerten
Renta Kuerten, Instagram
18 Carissa Rosario
Carissa Rosario, Instagram
17 Jordan Carver
Jordan Carver, Instagram
16 Kat Graham
Kat Graham, Instagram
15 Victoria Justice
Victoria Justice, Instagram
14 Kate Bock
Kate Bock, Instagram
13 Behati Prinsloo
Behati Prinsloo, Instagram
12 Jourdan Dunn
Jourdan Dunn, Instagram
11 Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj, Instagram
10 April Summers
April Summers, Instagram
9 Hope Dworaczyk
Hope Dworaczyk, Instagram
8 Wendy Fiore
Wendy Fiore, Instagram
7 Bar Refaeli
Bar Refaeli, Instagram
6 Behati Prinsloo
Behati Prinsloo, Instagram
5 Irina Sharipova
Irina Sharipova, Instagram
4 Nicole Trunfio
Nicole Trunfio, Instagram
3 Irina Voronina
Irina Voronina, Instagram
2 Arianny Celeste
Arianny Celeste, Instagram
1 Hana Nitsche
Hana Nitsche, Instagram
This weekly feature is a round-up, in conjunction with our friend Tim over at Cool Material, of the hot new products appearing online this week. From fashion tips to cool gadgets and gear, take a look at your new obsessions.
 Cool Material Based on a classic design from the 50’s, Le Retro Knife is throwback to the multifunctional knives guys used to always carry around. |
 BUILD Each module is freestanding, multipurpose and easily connectable to other modules. |
 Jan Luehn The restored 1964/5 Volkswagen Pick-Up comes complete with a wonderful surprise waiting on its flatbed: A ’64 Porsche Formula V (also fully restored). |
 Shtox Despite looking like a glass that sits flat, the Shtox Glass actually has a specially designed bottom that allows it to spin at the flick of a wrist without it ever wobbling or getting out of control. |
 Better Off Spread Better Off Spread has introduced a whole line of nut butters (one has almonds) that elevate the genre into a whole new area. |
 Kickstarter By feeling the ball bearings that ride around the titanium body, you can easily tell the time in a movie theater, without being rude and looking at your watch, or in any situation where you’re in the dark. |
 Sword & Plough Sword & Plough offers three different bags – an Urban Rucksack, a Messenger, and a Tote – each made from at least 80% repurposed military surplus. |
 Posh Project Now you can clad your iPhone in a slab of thin concrete that comes with unique little craters like you ripped it from the surface of the moon. |
Superman and Batman are teaming up for a movie set to release in 2015 and oh my God, this is like a superhero orgasm! Watch your back Avengers!
The movie will star Henry Cavill as Superman in a sequel to Man of Steel. The role of Batman remains masked. Director Zach Snyder had this to say during the reveal at San Diego Comic Con.
“I’m so excited to begin working again with Henry Cavill in the world we created, and I can’t wait to expand the DC Universe in this next chapter. Let’s face it, it’s beyond mythological to have Superman and our new Batman facing off, since they are the greatest superheroes in the world.”
There you go. Superman and Batman together in next movie. pic.twitter.com/cw6IuRG6TO
— Eric Vespe (@EricVespe) July 20, 2013
Good stuff from around the Web to help you through the rest of the weekend.
SI Extra Mustard
Bar Refaeli, Because She’s Awesome
Jogger Caught Pooping on Stranger’s House (Video)
How to Handle Two Slams in One Place
Towel Thursday is Getting Steamy (NSFWish)
Lauren Stoner Looks Damn Good in a Bikini
Popoholic
Elsa Hosk in Lingerie is Perfection
What Your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor Says About You
Athletes Who Have Injured Themselves Celebrating
Jordan Carver Models a New Handbra (NSFWish)
13 Sexy Photos of Barbara Palvin
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Katarina Van Derham
A Brilliant Game of Thrones/Arrested Development Mashup (Video)
A Slick & Quick Way to Find Really Cheap Airfare
The Fox Sports Girls are Pretty Great
Ariadne Artiles Underboob in GQ
DrunkenStepfather
Bar Refaeli For Elle Spain
20 MORE Cheesy Pickup Lines to Use at Comic-Con
Drumming Grandma Busts Out Killer Solo (Video)
Sexy Girls Wearing Guy Clothes
Kiara Mia is the Kim Kardashian of Porn
