Remember when the Harlem Shake was a thing back in like January? Remember when it got stupid like two days later? Well, here we are in June and the Miami Heat still think it’s funny. They ended today’s parade by obnoxiously dancing to it while confetti littered the stage. It was a heartwarming moment for douchebags everywhere.

There are so many cringe worthy moments in this video (Dwade dancing, etc). But that one moment where the white guy’s staring at Birdman while his doing his thing? Yea, that’s simply awesome.

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Ladies and gentlemen, The Rock is not human. That’s the conclusion I’ve come to after seeing his diet in preparation for Hercules. It includes 7 protein packed meals that could feed a small village.

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He makes a crack at the end about drinking lion’s blood. I think it’s a joke. Or is it? These pics make me wonder.

What started as two films, Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, with tenuous ties develops into a full blow trilogy with At World’s End. This five minute featurette explains how it all began as a joke.

If you’re fans of the first two movies, the connection is clear. The films are comedic takes on major genres with buddy comedy, fence jumping, and Cornetto ice cream providing the link between the seemingly very different stories. If you’re new to the trilogy though, this featurette does well to cover the basics of the previous films. I especially liked when Simon Pegg explains that they weren’t meant to be parodies, which is what many people initially thought.

If I didn’t love summer so much I’d be counting down the days until the August 23 release date for The World’s End.

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Unfortunately, many great inventions are being held in secrecy for one reason or another. For example, the invisibility cloak from the Harry Potter books is “real,” but the details are classified.

Knob Creek is helping guys step up their summer game with a new series called the “Meat Master Class.” Chef Michael Symon gives tips on how to master the grill and shares great recipes featuring booze. Given that it’s a Knob Creek production, the classes will all use their bourbon, but that works out well for me because it’s my stand-by bottle.

Grill and master are two words that would never go together to describe me unless it’s followed by a belly laugh, so I’ll definitely be paying attention to Chef Symon as the summer rolls. I’ll be sure to share any of the videos that are especially useful, but until then just wing it with the recipe. It sounds much more simple than the Jagermeister Chicken Tacos that I made last week.

Knob Creek® Bourbon Smokey, Salty & Spicy Grilled Chicken Thighs

INGREDIENTS
8 Chicken Thighs (Bone-In and Skin-On)
2 Tablespoons Dijon Mustard
2 oz. Soy Sauce
2 oz. Honey
4 Tablespoons Sriracha
4 oz. Knob Creek® Bourbon
2 oz. Olive Oil
2 Limes Cut into Wedges For Garnish
1 Bunch Cilantro For Garnish

PREPARATION
1. Whisk together Mustard, Soy Sauce, Honey, Knob Creek® Bourbon, Sriracha and Olive Oil
2. Place chicken thighs in a zip lock bag and pour in marinade. Give it a good shake and let marinate for one to two hours
3. Place on grill and cook until you reach 160 degrees internal temperature

Remove from grill and garnish plate with lime wedges and cilantro

Amy Adams, who plays Lois Lane in Man of Steel, has been high on our radar since we saw her in The Fighter and wondered who this Isla Fisher lookalike was. And now that she’s a big star the good news is that we get to see her even more in sexy photo shoots. Which is a a good thing since we’ve never featured her here before seeing this behind the scenes video of the cover shoot that she did for the latest issue of Allure magazine. (The pictures turned out quite excellent, by the way.) Did you know that Amy Adams has been nominated four times for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress? I didn’t. Then again I never saw Junebug or Doubt.

See where Amy Adams ranked on our list of the 100 sexiest actresses in their 30s.

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Beck’s brought in six artists including Mark Ecko and Kid Kudi to design the 2013 Beck’s bottles. This isn’t their first rodeo using artists, but the results are incredibly impressive. This year’s theme involves people that “live beyond labels.”


You can scroll right to get a better look at each of the bottles. My favorite is either Kid Cudi or Willis Earl Beal.

7 The Date Farmers

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6 Kid Cudi

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5 Marc Eckō

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4 TM Sisters

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3 Willis Earl Beal

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2 William Hundley

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1 All in the Family

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What’s worse than a woman’s period? A woman putting together a display of her period blood dating back FIVE YEARS. Yum.

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Carina Ubeda took cloths with her period blood, put them in embroidery hoops, and stitched words like “Production,” “Discard,” and “Destroyed” underneath the stains.

The woman is unable to wear traditional pads or tampons due to her allergies according to Soy Chile.

According to the Daily Mail, Ubeda kept all of the fabrics in a cushion saying, “I keep things because I always say, ‘I’ll do something with it.’”

Ubeda claims that it’s a piece of abstract and that there’s nothing dirty or disgusting about it.

“When I look at the cloth, I do not see that, but an abstract image,” Ubeda said.

The “artwork” is being displayed at Chile’s Center of Culture and Health. Or you could just grab a jar full of pennies, sniff it, and get the same general idea. Your choice.

The big story involves a missing red panda that the National Zoo lost and oh my god these GIFs of Genesis Rodriguez.

Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.

15 Is this the defensive play of the year?

14 She tells the truth

13 Show off

12 I like your top

11 Now that’s a fist pump

10 Watch out for that creepy spider

9 That’s just so mean

8 True story: I tried this move in high school

7 Good gif? Nah, great gif

6 So this is pretty cool

5 Stop chasing me you guys

4 She’s not even trying to find a shirt that fits

3 Now I see why you were trying so hard Mario

2 She just seems bitch-y

1 Be on your way

During the first period of Game 6, Blackhawks winger Andrew Shaw took a puck to the face. It was quite nasty. He left the game with a trail of blood behind him.

*UPDATE: Shaw returned to the ice for the start of the second period.

Hard to blame Dave Bolland here. His dramatic goal with :59 seconds to play gave the Blackhawks their second Stanley Cup in three years. I’m not even sure he knew he dropped an f-bomb.

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You may be familiar with Flip Cup, Beer Pong and Kings, but what if you came from strange and distant lands and didn’t have access to such ubiquitous American drinking games? Let’s all unite around the world with a drink in our hands and our game faces on for a round of foreign drinking games.

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8 Korea – Napkin, Beer, Cigarette

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In this game, a napkin with a coin is placed over a glass of beer. Then, the players take turns burning holes into the napkin with their cigarette and the player whose cigarette burn finally drops the coin into the beer has to drink.

Are you asking, “What if they don’t smoke?” Well, to stereotype, that’s not really something to worry about: South Koreans are big, big smokers. But hey, at least this provides something else to do with a cigarette.

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7 UK – Pence

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This is a party-wide game that’s played in different parts of the UK. A penny is put into circulation and it’s up to everyone to guard their drinks. If someone slips that penny into your drink, you have to chug it down. Then, you ask them the year of the penny and if they don’t know they’ll have to finish their own drink, or grab a fresh one and down it right then and there. Then the penny goes back into circulation.

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6 Peru – Sapo

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This isn’t a drinking game so much as a game you play as you drink. Sapo (Spanish for frog) is a little golden frog that sit atop the game board, and the object of this game is to throw coins into its mouth (or any of the holes that surround it) from about four or five steps away. This results in a different amount of points per hole, though the best, of course, is getting it right in its mouth – which is incredibly tough.

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5 Japan – Ping Pang Pong

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One player says “ping,” and the person to their left has to say “pong” right after “ping” comes out of the first person’s mouth. Then, the next person to their left says “pang” while simultaneously pointing to another person who starts the entire process over. If you are too slow or do a poor job of pointing (which I guess can happen if you’re drunk enough) everyone chants while you drink your liquor in shame.

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4 Germany – Hammerschlagen

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For this, uh, game, every player sticks a nail in a tree, so that it’s ready to be pounded into it. Each person gets a swing and then passes their hammer on. The first person to sink their nail in gets a free shot and the last person has to buy the next round. And if you miss the nail completely there’s a penalty which can vary. Is it me, or does Hammerschlagen sound like some type of German holiday that Dwight Schrute would get really excited about?

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3 Ireland – Irish Quarters

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Different from our version of quarters, this involves players spinning a coin and taking a mug of beer to the face, refilling the cup and then grabbing the coin before it stops spinning. If they can’t finish and pour in time, then instead of passing the coin to the next person they have to go again.

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2 Cuba – Jenga Drinking Game

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Jenga is all about building a tower of rectangular wooden blocks and then systematically removing them from lower levels and stacking them on the top level without the whole tower falling over. The Cubans just add rum to the equation. Any time you make the tower fall, you finish what’s left in your glass, even if you’ve just filled it. There is no winner or loser, just an end to the game when everyone is too inebriated to set up the tower. Using board games and such to get wasted is a great idea. I’d love to see a Mouse Trap drinking game.

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1 Russia – Bear Paw

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This game involves filling a mug with beer and passing it around a circle, with each person taking a sip. After taking a drink, they replace that amount with vodka. Then, the mug gets passed around until it’s just vodka with no more beer. Annnnd then it’s done again, but backwards.

Is there a goal in Bear Paw? I think you’re basically the winner if you live through the night. To quote Mojo Jojo from Powerpuff Girls, “That’s the most evilest thing I can imagine.”

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Miley Cyrus, in her continuing quest to make everyone think of her as the white Rihanna, went on Jimmy Kimmel last night wearing a black version of my grandma’s underwear. In this never-ending interview (okay, it just seemed that way), Miley Cyrus addresses her completely nonsensical music video for the song “We Can’t Stop” and discusses her relationship with Snoop Dogg, err, Snoop Lion, by making allusions to smoking pot because she’s such a fucking badass chick. Unfortunately, the only thing I could think the whole time watching this interview was what the hell her voice is going to sound like when she’s 70 if it’s already this annoying now. Especially if she keeps smoking the chronic, which she will, because she’s such a fucking badass chick.

Want even more Miley Cyrus? C’mon! Just click right here.

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Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.

Video Game Derps

The Chive

Laser Beam Soccer Fields

SI Extra Mustard

Case Closed

Twitter

Jaime Pressly’s Hottest

Heavy

Cats vs. Vacuums Compilation

Huffington Post

The Lion King Random Death

Diana Morales in Lingerie

Popoholic

When RC Planes Attack

Clip Nation

Jordan Carver Handbras

Gorilla Mask

It Is a Long Time

Twitter

Top 10 Beach Houses

Elite Daily

Sara Jean Underwood’s Best

Busted Coverage

Sex Without Actual Sex

MTV Guy Code

Ioanna Ntenti Hotness

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Sexiest Video Game Heroines

The Smoking Jacket

Jocelyn Chew in Bikinis

Celebslam

What was Winning the Internet Yesterday

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The latest video in a series (parts one and two here) of videos designed to help you always win bar bets is out. And this one may be the most helpful one yet.

The one thing that gets me about this videos is the impracticality. If you think I’m carrying around a funnel for the entire day just to shove it in someone’s pants and risk getting punched in the face, you’re sadly mistaken.

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Katie Nolan was asked to invent her own sandwich, and what came out of her mouth would make even Harley Morenstein hard. I present to you the Katie Nolan Epic Bacon, Egg and Cheese. It’s your typical bacon, egg & cheese, but with 100% more hash browns and sandwiched between two grilled cheese sandwiches. Ridiculous monstrosities aren’t my normal fare, but with her leaving us soon it seemed appropriate to grant her a last meal.

There’s nothing overly complex about making a Katie Nolan EBEC, but timing is a pain in the ass. Nobody likes cold eggs and a grilled cheese sandwich that’s no longer melty sounds terrible. In the interest of full disclosure, I royally screwed this up the first time and ended up eating two grilled cheese sandwiches and hashbrowns before my bacon had even begun to sizzle.

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The most important thing is to start cooking the bacon long before anything else. It’s best cooked starting in a cold pan over a low-medium heat, so it takes longer than you might think to start actually cooking.

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You can put this free time to good use constructing your two grilled cheese sandwiches that will serve as the bread. Melted butter and a grill brush are perfect for painting the outside of each slice. I used fresh french bread and three cheeses – mild cheddar, asiago, and romano – because I wanted you to think that I’m far classier than I am. They do work really well together though.

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Once the bacon finally starts to get its act together, it’s time toss in some hashbrowns. I like making things from scratch, but I wasn’t about to sit there shredding a potato. I like Katie, but not that much. You can see at this point I’ve already flipped the hash browns and the bacon is just about ready too come off.

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I started cooking the grilled cheese right after I flipped. I’m sorry to disappoint you if you thought I was going to make them in the bacon fat. While that’s a damn fine idea, I cheated and used a panini press. I wanted them to be a little more firm than you get in a pan because they were going to be acting as the two slices of bread. Plus, my mom bought the press for me years ago and I rarely put it to use.

MMMM……bacon. And more importantly, bacon fat. I may have passed on grilling cheese in the pan, but you can be damn sure my eggs are going in there.  If you haven’t fried an egg in bacon fat, you’re doing breakfast wrong.

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The cheese is grilling, the hash is browning, and the bacon is de-greasing. That means we’re just about done. The only things we need now are the eggs. I cranked up the heat and dropped in my eggs. Then I panicked when I realized my camera wasn’t ready. This is why people Instagram meals instead of food prep. Thankfully I managed just fine.

A little water in the pan and a lid on it finished of the top of the eggs perfectly while still keeping the yolks free to eventually rush down the sandwich like chicken fetus lava.

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I love it when a plan comes together. I layered in order one grilled cheese, two strips of bacon, hash browns cheddar cheese, two eggs, more cheddar, more bacon, and the second grilled cheese.

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It would be lying if I said it wasn’t damn near impossible to eat at first. Once I cut it in half though it was perfectly manageable. It even had a full yolk on each side, because obviously I planned it that way.

And there you have it, the R. Kelly approved Katie Nolan Epic Bacon, Egg & Cheese Sandwich.

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INGREDIENTS:

4 strips thick cut bacon
1/4 bag of hash browns
2 large eggs
1/2 cup mild cheddar
1/2 cup asiago
1/2 cup romano
4 slices fresh french bread
butter

To make Grilled Cheese:
Melt butter and paint outside of 4 slices of bread. Layer 1/4 cup of asiago, cheddar, romano on 2 slices of bread and top with remaining two slices. Put on medium-high panini press for 6 minutes. Turn if necessary to ensure even cooking.

To make bacon:
Place bacon in cold pan over low heat. Turn frequently as it begins to cook to ensure even browning. You can occasionally dump grease some of the grease, but save it for use in other things. When bacon is cooked to desired crispness, allow to cool and dry on paper towel.

To make hash browns:
Add 1 tbsp vegetable oil to pan. Add potatoes in an even layer and press down with spatula. After six minutes drizzle with oil and flip. Cook another 6 minutes.

To make eggs:
Seriously? Just cook the damn eggs.

Previously on Boy the Baker: Oreo Lasagna, Jagermeiser Chicken Tacos

You’ve drank a crapload of these famous alcoholic beverages. But where do all of the strange names like “Julep” or “Sangria” come from? Now you’ll know.

Kind of bummed the Fuzzy Navel wasn’t made by some guy with an obscenely hairy belly button. I’d prefer to have stored that knowledge all to myself until the end of my days.

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Here’s how to keep it chillin’ without lookin’ like a nobody corncob when you’re makin’ an effort to roll up in the spot like #1.

John Mayer is back dating Katy Perry after the singer recently told Vogue magazine that she was “still madly in love” with him. I guess he took the hint. Apparently John Mayer’s long list of girlfriends has in no way dissuaded Katy Perry from still wanting him.

Reports People —

“When John performed, Katy was enamored by his performance,” a source tells PEOPLE. “He sang ‘One for My Baby (and One More for the Road).’ When they were sitting down, she had her arm around John at one point. They shared kisses.”

But the signs of affection didn’t end there – Perry and Mayer “were seen smooching and rubbing one another’s backs. They were affectionate towards one another – very lovey-dovey,” says another onlooker.

I guess this answers the question as to whether or not Robert Pattinson was nailing Katy Perry. Sort of. I mean, this is Hollywood after all.

Can’t get enough Katy Perry? We’ve got more right here.

Katy Perry Kisses John Mayer at Friars Club Roast in N.Y.C. [People]

Women in bikinis make the world go ’round, and JoBlo assembled some of the finest beach babes in cinema history. I might need to re-watch a few of these movies because there are some classic scenes in this supercut. I could watch Jessica Alba swimming all day. Damn you, Paul Walker!