Have you ever dreamed of a world in which an actor pretending to be Spongebob Squarepants gets into all sorts of sexual misadventures with characters from the show? A) Register yourself with local authorities. B) Here’s a trailer for porn parody SpongeKnob SquareNuts.
A press release from the film’s production company includes a quote from director Lee Roy Myers saying, “It doesn’t get any weirder than this. But, it is hilarious, and the sex is hot. And WoodRocket.com is so confident that you’ll love it, they’re making it free to watch on their website.”
There’s a clip on the site above that features the fictional sponge receiving a beej from Sandy the Squirrel. While we can’t show you the clip, obviously, here’s a screencap of SpongeKnob’s face during the process.
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Good luck sleeping tonight.