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Play-by-play of an unexpected journey to Denny’s
With the exception of college kids when hungover, pilgrimage and Denny’s seldom belong in the same sentence. One of those rare occasions happens to be right now to indulge in the Hobbit inspired menu....
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Miss Venezuela rambles on about nothing during Miss Universe 2012
Irene Sofia Esser Quintero is a beautiful woman. She also is not good at “saying words” or “making cogent points.” Her answer to a question about a new law that she would make perfectly illustrates the...
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The 5 most poorly conceived ‘sexy’ charity drives
Cracked Hard to believe that using porn, boobies, and forms of erotica for charity didn’t work out quite as well as the events’ organizers had hoped.
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What the first few minutes of ‘BioShock Infinite’ is like
It all began on a dark and stormy night… Irrational Games, makers of BioShock Infinite, have decided for whatever reason to reveal what the first few minutes is like. To be totally honest, it’s not...
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Arian Foster gives his linemen Segways
As a thank you for blocking for him and not getting him killed, Arian Foster bought his offensive linemen Segways. You remember those things right? The lazy man’s way to get around a busy street. In...
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Jessica Burciaga is a very good bikini model
Jessica Burciaga has been a very busy lady as of late. A couple of weeks ago we saw a smoking hot new video for her Web site, and today we see that she’s been doing a little bikini modeling. This...
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Teacher’s Letters to Santa class project gets too literal
As we kill time bring you exciting news heading into the holidays, let’s not forget about the people Christmas is for: The children. The wildly incompetent children. Redditor dalekmania claims that he...
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What’s winning the Internet today (12.20.12)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today....
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Tic: Secure those damn buttons for good
There are many sartorial nightmares at work, but one of the worst, and most annoying, is popping a button. Seriously, we live in the twenty-first century; can’t we come up with a better method for...
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BROpener may be the most useful Kickstarter campaign ever
We’ve featured quite a few stupid or unnecessary ways of opening a beer bottle, but the BROpener Kickstarter campaign is going to render all of them obsolete. It has “Bro” in the title, so it has to be...
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Guyism Speed Round for December 20
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses a poll on Bill Cosby’s website, a woman who was attacked on the train with a sock filled with poop, and more! Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube...
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A Tumblr exists that is called ‘Women In Pain In Games’
And sorry, but this Women In Pain In Games Tumblr is kind of hot. Just joking! Maybe. Capcom Courtesy of Kotaku comes womeninpainingames.tumblr.com. As one might expect, it features audio from certain...
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The best guy Christmas movies
Maxim While everyone else is settling down for a long winter’s nap, you need some healthy alternatives to Burl Ives and It’s a Wonderful Life for your Yuletide entertainment.
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GIFterpiece Theatre: Olivia Culpo and some sexy ladies in leotards
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor. 1. Miss Mexico got ROBBED last...
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7 annoyingly useless things people say all the time
BLESS_PICTURES, Flickr People say dumb shit all the time. We hear it at work, at home, on TV, on Facebook, on Twitter, on the radio and in plenty of other places, too. A lot of the time we hear people...
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Tyson Chandler vs. Jimmy Fallon in a free throw contest of Christmas objects
For his career, Tyson Chandler shoots 63.6% from the free throw line…with a basketball. If he’s using random objects however, the average jumps way up to 80%. On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Chandler...
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Jasmine Dustin is a very attractive ‘one to watch’
Remember earlier this week when I alerted you to the existence of GlamourModelTV.com and showed a sampling of their roster of models? Here’s a super sexy closer look at one of them: Jasmine Dustin....
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The single greatest beer commercial ever made
This may be the most odd path to a beer commercial I’ve ever seen. It all started when Mothers Brewery winning “Best Looking Mom,” and eventual result is a real life game of Donkey Kong using kegs.It...
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Scumbag UPS guy steals little girl’s Christmas present
A FedEx guy does his job and drops off a pre-signed delivery of an iPad mini. The UPS guy who comes immediately after also drops off his package, only to immediately come back and steal the iPad mini....
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In Japan, your typical man cave is a full-blown arcade
Whereas your spare room is a graveyard for useless crap that’s avoided, unless there’s something else to add to the pile, in Japan, they turn theirs into ever gamer’s paradise. Remember yesterday’s...
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