As we kill time bring you exciting news heading into the holidays, let’s not forget about the people Christmas is for: The children. The wildly incompetent children.
Redditor dalekmania claims that he asked his classroom of first graders to put together their letters to Santa for the holiday season. One little kid took things a bit too literally.
The good news? That’s hilarious. The bad news? Santa now thinks you want Alphabits cereal and nothing else. Way to go, kid. You blew it.