Woman beats up boyfriend after he gets off and she doesn’t
You’ve got to fight *dun dun* for your right *dun dun* for satisfying sexual intercourse. Such was the song in the heart of Florida’s Raquel Gonzalez. Manatee County Sheriff’s Office According to a...
View Article9 things the PGA should ban instead of long putters
YouTube Golf’s governing body banned long/belly putters today. Perhaps they should have looked into banning these things as well. Take a look. 9 Ban…children from tournaments Miguel Angel Jimenez plays...
View Article17 gifts that will make people hate you
truTV You want to give people something that will make their holiday season magical, but if you’ve ever seen the line at returns & exchanges — you know most people are totally failing at that.
View ArticleFastRack makes cleaning up beer bottles a breeze
Cleaning up empties after a party is a pain in the ass. No matter how dedicated your friends are to drinking all 12 ounces, undoubtedly a little remains behind. A new Indiegogo project, FastRack, aims...
View Article‘Cowbell Hero’ arrives way later than it should
Cowbell Hero being something that references a Saturday Night Live sketch, one that’s literally over a decade old, and Guitar Hero games, which hardly anyone remembers either. Though one has to give...
View ArticleStarbucks $7 coffee gets taste tested on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ (not really)
Keeping with the Jimmy Kimmel Live tradition of lying to people on the street to make them sound stupid, the crew set up a table made to seem like a taste test of Starbucks’ new $7 coffee versus the...
View ArticleThis week in Facebook idiocy
Every week on the Internet we see screen caps of unfortunate interactions on everybody’s favorite social network, Facebook. If we’re lucky enough we actually get to encounter these hilarious lapses of...
View ArticleYerdle: Unload your stuff, or borrow someone else’s
We’ve all had this problem: You need a specific power tool for a job at home, but you can’t remember who has it and who doesn’t. Yerdle aims to make it easier to find it by turning your list of friends...
View ArticleBehind the scenes of an Irina Shayk lingerie photo shoot
The last time we saw Irina Shayk she was modeling bikinis with Izabel Goulart for Agua Bendita. Now it turns out that she also models lingerie for them. Oh happy day! This Agua Bendita company has got...
View ArticleWhat TV shows we should watch tonight
YouTube Totally unrelated to anything, Justified is coming back Jan. 8th. Mark your calendars. Here’s what you need to watch tonight. Ohio State-Duke @ 9:30pm, ESPN: It’s rare we get a matchup of two...
View ArticleHow to make sure you get laid during the holidays
Elite Daily For single women around the world, the mistletoe situation of New Year’s Eve and the holiday season is becoming quite a priority. Which is good for you, because their desire to fill this...
View ArticleMust See Imagery: Hump Day
HumorTrain, Tumblr We here at Guyism take our Internetting very seriously, and we strive to bring you only the best content the web has to offer. Thus, going forward we will be brining you the Most...
View ArticleMike Tyson tried to do the Elaine Benes dance
They used to call this man Iron Mike. He was fearless, a savage in the ring, a man who ate babies. Now? Well now they refer to him as twinkle toes. In fairness to Tyson, I believe he was going for the...
View Article4 of the universe’s best pizzas
The debate about what style of pizza is the best will never die, but leave it to New York to claim they have the best of every one of them. I didn’t wake up this morning hoping to see a grown man...
View ArticleProof NY makes a tuxedo that shrugs off spills
One of the problems with fancy clothing is the fact that one screw-up and you’re facing a huge dry-cleaning bill. Proof NY is trying to change that with their new tuxedo, which feels like cloth but...
View Article‘Chronic Gamer Girl’ is exactly as advertised
That being a girl that’s high, playing video games. Chronic Gamer Girl, which was discovered by Kotaku, is above all else fairly accurate. Because many people, when smoking weed, will say stuff that’s...
View ArticleTaiwanese animated news takes on the Elmo situation
This one’s good because it demonstrates what Chinese people think about gay people. Oh, NMA News. Is there anything you won’t make a crazy animated video about? They’ve tackled everything from...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Who is this mystery celeb?
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor. 1. Who is this mystery woman with...
View ArticleVictory Red Thunder time lapse shows rapid sellout
Goose Island isn’t the only brewery that can sellout a new release in a hurry. Victory accomplished that feat with Red Thunder in a mere seven seconds…kind of. Obviously the video is a time lapse, but...
View ArticleAutom: A robot designed to call you fat
If you’re a big guy, you probably get lectured a lot about losing weight. Which, it should be said, is hard for anybody to do, especially if they’ve got a lot of work and other commitments. Well, now...
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