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Golf’s governing body banned long/belly putters today. Perhaps they should have looked into banning these things as well. Take a look.
9 Ban…children from tournaments Miguel Angel Jimenez plays in
8 Ban..player-caddie awkward high fives
7 Ban…golf cart drink guys
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Have you ever seen a golf cart drink guy? Oh, you haven’t? Well, I have and let me tell ya, when you’re expecting some hot little number to pour you a shot and you get Joe Bob’s buttcrack in your face, it’ll ruin your round. Also, tangibly related, this might happen if a girl’s behind the wheel—and that would probably make your day.
6 Ban…alligators on the golf course
5 Ban…players dressed in Union Jack
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4 Ban…professional or mini-tours not sponsored by Hooters
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3 Ban…Europeans celebrating like d-bags at the Ryder Cup
2 Ban…Kenny G from celebrity Pro-Ams
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I mean, really, why is he even at these things?
a) he’s not a celebrity
b) he’s a haven for lice
1 Ban…groundhogs
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