20 dumb foods that only a Wall Street fat cat can afford
truTV You think the food you buy at the grocery store is expensive and overpriced? How about a 170-carat cake decorated with 223 diamonds for $1,600,000?
View ArticleStephen Colbert mocks Budweiser and Coors Light
Stephen Colbert is not sold on all of the new packaging innovation in the beer industry, and he recently took shots at Budweiser’s new “Buddy Cup” as well as Coors Light’s cold-activated technology....
View ArticleBelow the Video: The weird world of YouTube comments
In this week’s round up of the best YouTube comments we take a look at some truly epic pun threads, dirty hippies, and more! With over 24 hours of video uploaded every 24 seconds to YouTube there is...
View ArticleGirl freaks out after art class harshly critiques her painting
Art is very subjective, obviously. But this girl is in a class who is not at all a fan of her work. The end result: The girl loses her mind and snaps her painting in half. She lost me at “abstract”...
View ArticleVanessa Hudgens’ new music video for her song ‘$$$ex’
Vanessa Hudgens’ new music video for her song “$$$ex” with Young L.A. was published over the weekend. And since I already showed you a teaser for it awhile back, here’s the final product. I have a few...
View ArticleHow to eat an apple – Hint: you’re doing it wrong
Everything you know about how to eat an apple is a lie. The core is a myth. You’re just wasting food. Elie of Food Beast demonstrates how to eat an apple from bottom to top, leaving almost no waste....
View ArticleWhat to watch tonight: ‘Rihanna 777′, Bulls-Heat
FOX Rihanna 777 is a documentary about Rihanna and concerts and planes and Rihanna’s butt. Ok, maybe I made that last one up. But did I? Here’s what you need to watch tonight. Castle @ 10pm, ABC: The...
View ArticleThis Cocks-Dicken handball headline is as awesome as you’d expect
Note to headline writers everywhere, this is how it’s done. Two Finnish teams battled it over the weekend in handball. One of those teams was the Cocks, the other, the Dicken. One of them was stubborn,...
View ArticleMust See Imagery: 40 hilarious photos for Monday
Facebook/Epic Demotivation In today’s Must See Imagery we have some truly hilarious demotivational posters, Iron Man photobombs, and more! Aggregating content from the web’s hottest sources: Facebook,...
View ArticleHere’s a guy blowing up a pile of cow dung with an M80
When the rednecks name their king, this guy who thought it’d be a good idea to light an M80 in a pile of cow dung will undoubtedly be a top vote getter. I…why is this a good time? In what world does...
View ArticleThe 20 biggest wuss moments in sports
Bleacher Report Being a wuss is a sports taboo. Pain, suffering, intimidation? Meh…49ers great Ronnie Lott had his finger amputated to stay on the field — so what’s your excuse? These are the 20...
View ArticleValerie Van Der Graaf could be the next Kate Upton, with a little help
Valerie Van Der Graaf first hit our radar back in January when I said she was just like Kate Upton only Dutch. While that may have been an exaggeration, she’s still pretty great. Especially when she’s...
View ArticleNothing girly about Blackberry Mint Margaritas
Colin Joliat Real men wear pink and drink purple. OK, so maybe that’s not true, but this is one purple drank that’s worth making. The Blackberry Mint Margarita is a great excuse to drink tequila while...
View ArticleDrunk FSU kid wearing sombrero gets whooped by two transgendered women
When your Cole Haan shoes are the impetus for escalating a fight at a McDonald’s, it might be time to reevaluate how you’re approaching life. Those Cole Haan kicks did not come in handy when he tripped...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: ‘Rihanna 777′ won’t be as interesting as this GIF
Does this GIF take place during the Rihanna 777 documentary? Do you even care? She leads tonight’s edition of GIFs. Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best...
View ArticleCharles Ramsey rescues three women, gives greatest interview in the history...
Charles Ramsey, remember that name. He’ll be an internet legend within twenty-four hours. Ramsey rescued three women in Cleveland today who had been missing for more than a decade. The story itself is...
View ArticleThe 5 most ridiculous lies ever told to impress a woman
Cracked Human courtship is a complicated procedure that often involves some strategic lying. However, not all men manage to keep their tall tales in check.
View ArticleJaguar kitten acts adorable on video, could still kill you
This video will teach you that A) Jaguar kittens are absolutely adorable and B) They could still tear you into pieces if they so choose. But so cute! If that jaguar kitten were just a little bit...
View ArticlePiece of human garbage Joe Francis convicted of imprisoning women
Girls Gone Wild Now he himself will be imprisoned. Because that’s how our awesome justice system works. So I can’t think of a person in America who is grosser than Joe Francis. After making millions in...
View ArticleGuyism Speed Round for May 7
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses a website that helps you send animal poops to people you don’t like, Rihanna and Chris Brown’s breakup, and more! Don’t forget to subscribe on...
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