When the rednecks name their king, this guy who thought it’d be a good idea to light an M80 in a pile of cow dung will undoubtedly be a top vote getter.
I…why is this a good time? In what world does anyone’s afternoon activity docket feature items that say “1) Find pile of cow shit 2) Blow it up 3) Post it on Internet…567) Take shower”? Bad times.