Charles Ramsey, remember that name. He’ll be an internet legend within twenty-four hours. Ramsey rescued three women in Cleveland today who had been missing for more than a decade. The story itself is incredible but Ramsey’s account of the ordeal is simply spectacular. It’s perhaps the greatest interview since Antoine Dodson.
Just some of the epic one-liners:
“He’s got some big testicles to pull this off.”
“I barbecued with this dude, we eat ribs and what not, listen to salsa music.”
“Bro, I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway.”
“She homeless or she got problems. Only reason she runnin’ to a black man.”