Who is the sexy actress in the Bacardi Cuba Libre commercial?

July 23, 2013, 12:00 pm

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Remember when we showed you a super sexy commercial for Bacardi’s Cuba Libre cocktail? It featured a smoking hot actress wearing a garter-flask. Want to know who that actress is? You should. Her name is Rebecca Valera and she’s pretty awesome as these photos on her IMDB page more than bear out. So what do we know about her, other than that she’s gorgeous? Let’s see… Rebecca Valera is from Miami, she’s on Twitter and Facebook, and she even has a fan page on Facebook where you can see some of her other work for companies like Kraft and Sony, as well as a behind the scenes video of her commercial for Bacardi. She certainly keeps busy, but someone needs to get her a job in a movie or something. We want more Rebecca. Much more.

Here’s another commercial Rebecca did for Sony (note: it features her in a bikini).

Photo credit: YouTube/Bacardi

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Darnell Dockett has a pet tiger now

July 23, 2013, 12:15 pm

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Meet Tony the Tiger, the newest addition to Darnell Dockett’s home safari. The ferocious feline joins Nino, Darnell’s pet alligator in what has to be the most dangerous backyard in the country.

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The Cardinals defensive end hasn’t tweeted out about his new pet but posted the pic on his Instagram. It’s possible the cub doesn’t belong to him, it’s possible Darnell’s borrowing him from Mike Tyson. Who knows. I just hope we got a National Geographic special soon.

(via @cjzero)

Guyism Speed Round for July 23

July 23, 2013, 12:26 pm

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In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Chet Siegel discusses why a genius doesn’t need prize money and how we can all help to preserve the innocence of a 4 year old.

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CNN anchor says we ‘hunted the dildo into extinction’

July 23, 2013, 12:30 pm

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A CNN anchor was trying to explain how the dodo bird was brought to the brink of extinction. Instead, he said we “hunted the dildo into extinction.” Big difference.

He’s right, we have hunted the dildo into extinction. The day that I was born. Around the world, dildos were like, “Shit, we can’t compete with that!”

Can your girlfriend’s dildo prematurely ejaculate and then roll over and go to sleep after getting water for itself and not offer the girl any? Sincerely doubt it.

15 recognizable prison tattoos explained

July 23, 2013, 12:45 pm

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Heavy

The new Netflix series Orange is the New Black has opened our eyes to a slew of prison tattoos, but what hidden meanings do these tattoos hold? Here are a few answers.

Epic Meal Time makes fashion accessories from bacon candy

July 23, 2013, 1:00 pm

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Most of Epic Meal Time’s concoctions look deliciously disgusting. Today they’ve made fashion accessories out of candy because they want to look like pretty, pretty princesses. It might be time for Harley to get sponsored by Gillette instead of Airheads though because the lovely young lady in the pink bikini looked very uncomfortable being that close to his epic beard time.

We can all agree that we hope the clown still standing at the end somehow died as well, right? I f’ing hate clowns.

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This is 75 minutes of continuous Royal Baby coverage from CNN

July 23, 2013, 1:07 pm

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The Royal Baby coverage has gotten out of hand. This afternoon, CNN went a full 75 minutes without mentioning another news story. I’m embarrassed for them.

This is all 75 minutes, minus commercials, sped up for you and set to Yakety Sax because this whole goddamn thing is a circus.

Also, CNN talked about dildo extinction over the weekend. I can’t even.

Everything wrong with ‘X-Men’ in less than 5 minutes

July 23, 2013, 1:15 pm

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The Wolverine is just around the corner, so it makes sense to look at everything wrong with the original X-Men movie. Who would have guessed their were inconsistencies in Hugh Jackman’s adamantium face Give Bryan Singer credit though. This video only lasted 5 minutes. Many of his peers would be lucky to have only 300 seconds worth of Cinema Sins “mistakes” in their movies.

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Barbara Desiree is a stunning raven-haired beauty, ‘one to watch’

July 23, 2013, 1:30 pm

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Barbara Desiree might be our new favorite brunette model in the world. Yes, these photos of her are that good. But many of you are probably unfamiliar with Barbara Desiree so here’s a little background. She’s based out of Cleveland (apparently Cleveland really does rock), and travels all over shooting various sexy spreads for magazines as well as workshops. She recently wrapped up shooting with Dan Doyle in New York and will be shooting in Sonoma, California with Bill Lemon next month as well as with Dan Doyle and Anthony Neste at their workshop in September in Florida. She also has a photo shoot coming up for a swimsuit magazine in October in Mexico. You can follow her adventures on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Girl is busy. Is there any question as to why we’ve selected her today as an absolute “one to watch?”

Check out other talented women who we’ve deemed “One to Watch” right here.

Photo credits: Anthony Neste, Scott Byler

Do vitamins really work, and is that good?

July 23, 2013, 1:45 pm

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I’m a Flintstone’s kid like the rest of you, but maybe vitamins aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. How did we get to the point where we believe popping pills is the only way to ensure vitamin sufficiency?

What to watch tonight: ‘Suits’, ‘Whose Line is it Anyway?’

July 23, 2013, 2:00 pm

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The CW

Pretty good lineup tonight. Something for everybody really. Comedy with Whose Line, drama with Suits and some sexy ladies on Rizzoli & Izles. Well done Tuesday! You’ve done good for yourself.

Whose Line Is It Anyway? @ 8pm, The CW: The premiere was so, so good last week. It’s a shame this show doesn’t get more coverage, hype.

Suits @ 10pm, USA: Best summer drama? Best summer drama.

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno @ 11:37pm, NBC: Yea, Jay sucks but Aaron Paul is on tonight and did you see what he did last week?

Rizzoli & Isles @ 9pm, TNT: The best show about a medical examiner and her hot detective roommate. An honor they’ve held for quite some time.

This is a baby chillin’ in the Stanley Cup

July 23, 2013, 2:15 pm

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Baby in the Stanley Cup? Baby in the Stanley Cup. Seriously, look how adorable she is. Look at how much she hates her life right now. She’s my favorite baby ever. If she wasn’t a Blackhawks fan, I’d adopt her.

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(via @dashbot & @realmikesinger)

Must See Imagery: 50 funny pics to brighten your Tuesday

July 23, 2013, 2:30 pm

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In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, beautiful ladies, perfectly timed photos, and more! Aggregating content from the web’s hottest sources: Facebook, Tumblr, Imgur (often via Reddit), amongst others, we’re able to save you those precious man hours that can be used for things like grilling red meat, or wondering who the hell that sexy girl was in that commercial you just saw. If you come across any photos you think should be included in this daily feature then head on over HERE and post them to our Facebook wall, and I’ll be sure to include them (provided they don’t suck, and you actually understand what funny is).

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I should buy an orangutan for moments like this.

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Hercules! Hercules!

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I’m mostly curious as to what kind of person writes on a bathroom wall?

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Go ahead, try it out.

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They really can be the sweetest dogs sometimes.

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Gotta pay dem billz!

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Go ahead, do you thing man.

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Viral marketing or bored kids?

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Life will never be the same again.

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There’s no denying it.

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This minion gets it.

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Following simple instructions isn’t always easy.

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That looks suspiciously like something you might see on the shadier parts of the Internet.

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King of the Mountain.

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You’re both morons, bowties are not cool and they never will be.

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Grand Theft Auto IRL.

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This sign isn’t so applicable in times of drought.

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Mind = blown.

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Pennies still exist?

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Every person who’s ever tried to tie this knot.

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And that’s how it happened.

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I think I’m really beginning to enjoy this penny meme.

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And then I bit his head off and saved Tokyo.

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Your daily sloth, because it’s been a while.

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Who knew chargers were so animated?

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Daaaaayum.

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Who wants to read through a microscope?

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Do. Not. Eat.

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Strongest fish in the ocean.

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Wall or floor, what’s your guess?

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Who knew?

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Get a job on the Internet, this will never happen again.

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I’ll never eat my popcorn the same again.

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Cut pup, all is forgiven.

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Nice save kid.

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I have no idea where I’ve placed them.

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Isn’t olfactory memory the darndest thing?

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False, men don’t survive on Nutella.

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How Prince Harry is feeling right about now.

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Who else wants to ride this dog into battle?

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We’ve gotten too soft as a society.

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Batman’s let it all go.

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Dat reflection!

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But I thought everything was real on the Internet?

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Give it a shot, what do you have to lose?

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It’s astonishing how well this works.

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This message is brought to you by Gob Bluth.

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Well, at least it’s not Monday anymore.

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There’s nothing wrong with walking though.

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Watch Jennifer Lawrence be the cutest fangirl ever trying to meet Jeff Bridges

July 23, 2013, 2:45 pm

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Jennifer Lawrence was at Comic-Con promoting The Hunger Games: Catching Fire when she spotted Jeff Bridges and wanted to say hi. But she was too shy so instead she ran around giggling like a super cute fangirl before he finally cajoled her over. Could she possibly get more awesome?

Want even more Jennifer Lawrence? How could you not? Just click here.

via FilmDrunk

Ranking the most athletic couples in sports

July 23, 2013, 3:00 pm

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Bleacher Report

Not all athlete – athlete relationships are created equal. More often than not, one half of the pair is more successful than the other. But combined together, which couple is the most athletic? Here’s your answer.

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‘Coffee vs Beer’ infographic proves drinking is awesome

July 23, 2013, 3:15 pm

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We’ve all used the old saying, “write drunk; edit sober,” as justification for drinking on the job, but does it really work or would we be better just mainlining coffee? According to this infographic from OnQ Marketing, people in need of creativity should definitely be drinking. It only takes a couple beers to be a much better version of yourself.

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Doutzen Kroes is a Victoria’s Secret hero

July 23, 2013, 3:30 pm

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This new Victoria’s Secret video features Doutzen Kroes, Karlie Kloss, Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo, but today I’d like to focus a little bit more on Doutzen than the others. This video promotes Victoria’s Secret’s new unlined bras (so naturally it’s fantastic) and Doutzen Kroes is one of the main players, which in my opinion is about time. Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima seem to be the true faces of the franchise now (though they are missing here – also refreshing), but Doutzen has been around just about as long as they have (at think it seems like she has if she hasn’t). And while this new batch of ladies like Karlie, Candice and Behati are fantastic, it’s once again Doutzen pulling the whole thing together. If there is such a thing as “glue model” it’s her. (Man, speaking of glue, I gotta quit sniffing it before writing these posts, don’t I?)

Want a little more Doutzen Kroes? We’ve got more right here.

Photo credit: YouTube/VS

Guy desperately tries to get random woman sleeping on his lap off of him

July 23, 2013, 3:45 pm

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How do you get some random old lady sleeping on your lap during a flight off of you? Just keep trying desperately like YouTuber Steve Cullum during this in-flight video.

The correct answer to this predicament: You make ejaculatory noises until she wakes up. It’s the only reasonable solution that doesn’t involve physically waking her up or something that would constitute sexual assault. And really, that’s what I’m here for. (via BroBible)

Former UFC heavyweight champ dwarfed by large breasted, Amazonian woman

July 23, 2013, 4:00 pm

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The man on the right is former UFC heavyweight champion Bas Rutten. He is 6’1″, 214 lbs. He does not have dwarfism, he is not an Oompa Loompa.
The woman on the left is Lindsay Hayward. She is 6’9″, unknown weight. She has size 38G breasts. She could crush you.

You know those pics of Yao Ming standing next to people? Yea, those aren’t even good compared to these. Take a look.

GIFterpiece Theatre celebrates hot chicks hula hooping

July 23, 2013, 4:30 pm

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We’re digging through the archives tonight to give you one of our most popular GIFterpiece Theatre’s—hot chicks hula hooping. Because we could use all the exercise and this will serve as good motivation and I’m out.

Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.

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