In a quest to put together a show competitive to the Real Housewives franchise, a group of Richmond, Va. babymamas decided to put together a little sizzle reel. It is basically death in video form.
I’ll be honest…I’d like to see more. But with one caveat. I never want any TV show credit to lie to me quite like this one did:
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Bitch looks like Biz Markie. Let’s give her a new nickname along those lines.
The good news? There’s a full episode if you’re daring enough to dive in:
Cookie Monster has a real name, you’ve just been to big of a jerk to get to know him as a monster. Find out the real names of 44 famous fictional characters, including everyone’s favorite blue glutton, Sid.
They got off to a bad start with Poppin’ Fresh, which everyone already knows, but was uphill from there. It never even occurred to me that the prisoner on a Monopoly board would have a name. I just assumed he was Prisoner #24601.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Bryan Cranston’s ‘GQ’ Cover Story
The HotTug Boat
He Really Should
Going to ask Johnny Manziel if he was the first person to ever be late for something.
— edsbs (@edsbs) July 17, 2013
Petra Nemcova is Too Hot
Girls and Guns
NFL Training Video: How Not to Murder People
Carmen Bründler in Lingerie
Parkour Goat
More Ashlie
Class
Mo is so awesome he broke the mold as a Yankee who anyone will openly root for. I both hate and love him for that.
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) July 17, 2013
Best U.S. Cites For Stoners
Sexy Superfan Elle Johnson
Wolverine’s Claws IRL
Tova Thomas in Bikinis
Unlikely Video Game Heroes
Shailene Woodley Kinda Topless
What was Winning the Internet Yesterday
Sharknado is getting a sequel! A movie this epic can’t just be called Sharknado 2, so SyFy is turning to Twitter to create the subtite for the sharktastic followup taking place in New York City.
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Everyone who watched Sharknado will certainly watch a sequel. Nothing about that movie disappointed. And while a million viewers isn’t great, it’s not bad. After tomorrow’s encore presentation there will undoubtedly be an additional billion Sharknado enthusiasts.
Per usual, Twitter was the main source of hype for flying sharks. It makes sense then to let the people who have already hilariously (in their own mind) come up with potential names for sequels weigh in on the official title.
You can submit your brilliant idea by tweeting @SyfyMovies with #Sharknado. I’d recommend searching first though because there’s blood in the water, and your incredibly original idea has certainly already been mentioned. I thought my throwback to 90s cartoon Street Sharks might cut it, but even that has been thrown out there.
Not to spoil the outcome, but I don’t think many Marines will be yelling “hoo rah” after watching this video of a US Marine and a female Brazilian jiu-jitsu expert sparring.
Here’s hoping the Middle East doesn’t see this and start rolling out a team of sexy BJJ experts to fuck with the order of things. Let’s country block this one for sure.
Beyonce was performing one of her Mrs. Carter shows in Atlanta the other day when she invited fans to sing along on the mic. But one guy was too busy filming her on his camera. Bey set him straight. “You can’t even sing because you’re too busy taping, I’m right in your face baby, you gotta seize this moment. Put that damn camera down,” scolds Beyonce. Hey, when Beyonce tells you to do something you better do it.
via HyperVocal
You all lost your minds when Sharknado aired. And now there are sharks being dragged on shore at Nantucket beaches. ARE YOU HAPPY, INTERNET?
The guy in question, 24-year-old Elliot Sudal, tells ABC News, “I’ve caught over 100 sharks in the last eight months. It’s my favorite thing to do.”
Fuck. That. The guy’s originally from Florida so I’ll write that off as the reason this even happened in the first place. But if you think wrestling sharks is an indicator of a good time, I’ll be gleefully counting the moments until you end up struggling to open pickle jars like Bethany Hamilton.
Jesse Katsopolis, aka Uncle Jesse, announced he’s reuniting The Rippers. Fans called for John Stamos to play at Riot Fest, but it’s not happening’. Instead, Riot Fest held a photoshop competition, and the results are amazingly. Have mercy! They called for fans to ‘shop John Stamos onto famous punk album covers, and the best one gets 2 tickets to any Riot Fest. You have until Friday if you want to get in on the action, but you’ll have to get pretty obscure with your album choice.
Stamos, Jesse Katsopolis and the Rippers, will be playing on Jimmy Fallon this Friday, July 19th.
All photos via RiotFest Facebook page.
We all know that Comic-Con is the place to be for all things comics, but what else goes into this hub of games, movies and comic books? Check out the top 10 facts you need to know for the Con.
Outside of every club in Southern California, you’ll find aspiring paparazzi. Men and women alike who haven’t showered in weeks and who are of questionable character and intelligence. One of these upstanding citizens spotted a tall, black man walking down the street. He assumed he was famous.
After some poking and prodding the man’s friends revealed him to be the “Manimal” Kenneth Faried. When asked about the ESPN Body Issue, Kenneth referenced his gigantic penis.
This is an important TMZ video.
And yes, that guy had no idea who Kenneth Faried was. He was simply interviewing a large black man. TMZ hires the brightest and best.
Businessman image by Shutterstock
With the emergence of tech companies and start-ups, workplace wardrobes have gone casual. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dress to impress on a job interview. Nicole Williams, LinkedIn’s career expert and best selling author says, “On a job interview, your attire makes a statement about yourself before you even open your mouth.” Keeping that sentiment in mind, different industries have different cultures and expectations for their employee’s attire. Here is a look at seven different types of job interviews and some ideas of what to wear to make a great first impression.
Finance/Corporate/Law
BrooksBrothers/AllenEdmonds/BananaRepublic/JPress
Brooks Brothers suit:$658, Banana Republic shirt: $79.50,
Allen Edmonds shoes: $345, J. Press Tie: $52.13
The key word to keep in mind when applying in any of these fields is “conservative.” Your suit should be navy or dark charcoal and really nothing else. Your tie choice should be understated and a pocket square should probably be left out. If you’re on a budget, buy an inexpensive suit and get a good tailor. Spend the money you save on a good pair of shoes. The aim should be to overdress.
Tech/Creative Field
SuitSupply/BananaRepublic/JCrew/BrooksBrothers
J.Crew shoes: $198, Banana Republic shirt: $79.50,
Brooks Brothers belt: $98, Suit Supply khakis: $149
The tech industry prides themselves on their laid-back office settings. But for many people it just won’t feel right to go into a job wearing jeans and a t-shirt, even if that’s what everyone in the office is wearing. Even if you’ll dress down every day you work there, avoid sneakers and jeans, and wear a collared shirt. Andy Teach, author of From Graduation to Corporation says, “You probably don’t need to wear a suit and tie to a job interview at a laid back company, but that doesn’t mean you should dress too casually, either.”
Educator
Bonobos/Jcrew/ColeHaan/1901
Bonobos pants: $88, Nordstroms 1901 shirt: $39.50,
J.Crew tie: $59.50, Cole Haan Oxfords: $198
When I think about my past teachers, I’m imagining the worst dressed people I’ve ever known. Each one suffered from either pit stains, coffee breath, and they all lacked style. Avoid being one of these people. Buy a well fitting outfit with a tie, but skip the jacket if you don’t want it. Also opt for comfortable shoes, teachers are on their feet all day.
Fashion Industry
Theory/Boss/Apple
Theory suit: $482, Boss shoes: $129.90, Apple iPad
For a sales or media related position at a fashion house, you have more leeway in your wardrobe than at Morgan Stanley. You can opt for a suit with a more modern, narrower lapel. You can also opt out of the tie if you want to make a fashion statement. Try bringing your resume on your iPad, it will show you pay attention to design and function.
Editorial/Journalism
Bananarepublic/Florsheim/Jcrew
Banana Republic blazer: $198, Florsheim wing tips: $180, J.Crew tie: $69.50
Editorial and journalistic positions are at their core, literary jobs. Find a way to avoid looking like a Wall Street banker while still looking professional and well dressed. Khakis and a navy blazer would be a great choice and opt for a tie on your interview, it won’t work against you.
Sales
TommyHilfiger/ColeHaan/Tumi
Tommy Hilfiger suit: $550, Tumi briefcase: $375, Cole Haan shoes: $198
A sales position interview requires a suit much like the finance interview, but you have more leeway to let your personality show. Salesman are people oriented and charismatic, so as long as you keep it professional and appropriate, you can break away from the hyper conservative bent.
Blue Collar
Dickies/Filson/Redwing
Filson Pants:$150, Red Wing boots: $224, Dickies shirt: $17.97
Whether you’re a contractor bidding on a job or a laborer interviewing for a position in the landscaping industry, what you wear will still make a difference. Don’t wear a suit or a tie, but a tucked in shirt and clean clothes will go a long way. As with all the other professions, dress half a step or a full step above what you will actually wear to work.
Yes, tiny little Emma Roberts was arrested for beating the hell out of her boyfriend Evan Peters of American Horror Story. (Dude, what does she run like 5-2, 95? Damn.)
Reports TMZ —
According to Montreal law enforcement sources … someone called police to report a fight in Evan and Emma’s hotel room.
We’re told when cops arrived … they observed Evan with a bloody nose. Emma was immediately arrested. One law enforcement source tells us Evan also had a bite mark.
Holy shit, a bite mark? What the hell did you do, Evan?
This apparently happened on July 7 and Roberts was released after only a few hours because Peters didn’t want to press charges. She probably bullied him into not doing it. She can obviously whip his ass.
See where Emma Roberts ranked on our list of the 100 sexiest actresses under the age of 30.
Emma Roberts Busted for Domestic Violence With Famous Boyfriend [TMZ]
They often tell you “Don’t be a hero” when it comes to robberies. This old woman ignored that advice and it actually worked.
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Margaretta Wolf, 96, stopped a thief from his goal of robbing her grocery store, Wolf’s Grocery Store.
A masked man came into the Wisconsin store demanding cash when he came face to face with the fiesty older gal.
“I said, ‘I’m not opening up that cash register and that’s it. ‘I’m not opening it.’ I said, ‘You can have all the Tootsie Rolls you want but I am not opening that cash register,” Wolf told WKOW.
The robber didn’t back down and flashed a three-inch knife at Wolf.
But Wolf didn’t give up either; she told him she wouldn’t open the register and threatened to call the cops.
The man fled when he noticed a security camera in the 50-year-old store.
Police are still looking for the robber. But Wolf remains in the store, ready for all comers.
I hope other robbers don’t catch wind of Wolf’s generosity with Tootsie Rolls. You can come to Wisconsin and get all of the cheap chewy chocolate you want. I’m expecting some Fast and Furious level Tootsie Roll heists forthcoming. Watch out, Nana.
Want to know whether a guy in college is telling the truth? Well, if you hear one of these 30 things come out of his mouth, he’s lying.
Instagram has opened up a whole new world for beautiful women to get noticed. Instead of having to hire a PR firm, they now can just post their pictures on the Internet and people will follow them.
Today we take a look at one such woman in Hana Nitsche.
Hana on Instagram: @hananitsche
She has a just over 7,400 followers on Instagram, which is a massive oversight for any of you who aren’t following her. I can without a doubt say that she has one of THE sexiest Instagram accounts on the Internet. Trust me. This small sampling is nothing.
As for what we know about Hana Nitsche: (1) She might be the sexiest woman on the planet from Germany, (2) and bear with me here (Google translations coming), she won the 2005 Model of the World Germany (?) contest, (3) she finished third on the 2007 edition of Germany’s Next Top Model (THIRD?), (4) she’s appeared in magazines like Harper’s Bazaar, Elle, Maxim, Glamour, FHM, Cosmopolitan, Women’s Health, and GQ, and (5) she has a tremendous Web site and Tumblr. What else do you need to know? (Yes, she’s also on Twitter and Facebook.)
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Photo credit: Hana Nitsche, Instagram
When you go bungee jumping, you usually know you’re going bungee jumping. This guy on a bachelor party was tricked into thinking he was aaaaaand nope.
Great prank but really bachelor guy? You didn’t think “Hey, it’s probably both unconventional and wildly dangerous for me to do this with a blindfold on”? Bad job by you.
Either way, nothing says “Congratulations on your upcoming lifelong commitment” better than your friends strapping a bungee cord to you and having you jump into a kiddie pool. Ancient Roman tradition probably.
By now, it should come as no surprise that babes are flocking to Comic-Con as often as the geeks. But you can’t just walk up to ‘em, mention what they’re wearing and ask for a phone number.
This is just a disgusting video. A mother is attempting to discipline her daughter for some reason when, all of a sudden, she goes deep into the hood for a beatdown to punish her.
This seems like a real supportive family with one of the other girls’ reaction to the fight is “Will you get your dumb ass up?” after their mom just beat on her and curb stomped her for like a minute straight. It’s like a video version of Chicken Soup for the Soul.
Moms fighting at Chuck E. Cheese..look into your future.
Shark movies have two major obstacles, special effects and land. SyFy’s Ghost Shark has the perfect solution to both of those problems. It’s also a great way to kill and people time until Sharknado 2.
The most obvious problem in every shark movie is that intelligent people would just stay on land. The beach is one of the top 10 most overrated places on Earth. That plan wouldn’t work in Sharknado because the sharks were, well, in tornadoes. This time SyFy bypasses the issue by making the shark a ghost. Obviously a ghost shark doesn’t have to stay in the water anymore than Casper had to walk on the ground.
Making the shark a ghost also makes the filming mechanics of using a shark an ocean breeze. The entire thing is CGI, and terrible CGI at that. The only downside to have an eerily translucent killer ghost shark is that it’s going to be tough to create the theme park that I’m sure SyFy was planning to build around the soon-to-be mega hit Ghost Shark.
Here’s a clip from the Ghost Shark, which premieres August 22nd. I almost stopped halfway through because I was pissed the shark hadn’t caught fatty pig fatty yet, but trust me, the payoff is worth the wait.
Not cool, man! Not cool! Can we talk about how Taylor just committed attempted murder? I know people look out for themselves in times like this, but that’s just blatantly sending someone to his death. Karma’s a bitch.
via THR
Rihanna has been getting a lot of heat from her fans lately for showing up late to concerts and less than stellar performances and apparently they’ve had enough as they threw things at her as she performed in Manchester the other day.(Warning: NSFW language because Rihanna.)
Rihanna’s response to having things thrown at her was typical Ri-Ri, “There’s a good crazy and there’s a bad crazy. When you throw sh*t up here, that’s an epic fail…I swear to god, cut that sh*t out. Really, chips? Chips though?!” Seriously, I’m with Rihanna here. Chips? Don’t they have batteries in England? At least she didn’t hit anyone in the head with a microphone this time.
I for one applaud Rihanna for always being late to her own concerts. It takes real drive and dedication to achieve something like that when you make millions from those very same performances, and you have people on your staff specifically in charge of making sure you are NOT late, and the concerts don’t usually take place until well into the evening. You have to really want to be a jerk to accomplish something like that on a regular basis. Well done, Rihanna. You truly are a shining star.
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