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9 best ‘Saturday Night Live’ hosts ever

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Saturday Night Live has had a lot of hosts over the years – some have sucked, most have been mediocre, and only a rare few have not only held their own with the cast but actually made the show better with their presence. It is these rare beasts that we have gathered here today to discuss. They are the best of the best, the funniest of the funniest, the ones who actually make us want to watch SNL rather than make us cringe because they can’t read the cue-cards or because the cast has to pretend to respect them even though they spend every other week mercilessly making fun of them. (Hi, Paris Hilton!) One rule before we start: I’m not including former cast members because, really, that would be kind of unfair. Sure, Bill Murray is great but he kind of has a built in advantage, you know? So, with all that said, here are the nine best Saturday Night Live hosts of all time.

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9 Justin Timberlake

Yeah, I know, I know… I’m as surprised as you are that he’s on here but, well, you can’t argue with reality and the reality, shocking as it is, is that Justin Timberlake is actually really, really good at this whole sketch comedy thing. He’s just a natural. He knows when to go big and when to deadpan, when to take the lead and when to sit back and play off of others. He just gets it. His most famous sketches are, of course, the digital shorts he did with Andy Samberg, especially the “Dick in the Box” sketch, and every time he’s on, there’s always the palpable sense that he could do something that everyone is going to remember for a while. Really though, for as weird as that seems, it makes sense. I mean, this is a dude who literally grew up on The Mickey Mouse Club doing variety show type things (I won’t call it “comedy” because, well, come on.) It’s second nature to him. It’s strange and it feels sort of wrong and yet here we are.

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8 Emma Stone

Sure, she’s only hosted twice, but like Timberlake, she just gets it. She knows what she’s doing out there and she enhances just about every sketch she’s in. And she’s only going to get better at it the older she gets. She’s funny, she’s charismatic and oh yeah, she’s a decent actress too. That helps. A little spoiler alert: Emma Stone is the only woman on this list, which honestly says a ton about how lousy SNL has historically been at writing quality comedy for women. This has sort of flipped in recent years though, and Emma Stone is a prime example of that. In a few years there’s a good chance that she’ll be even higher on this list and that a few more women will be on here with her. She may not be the woman who’s hosted that most times (that would be Drew Barrymore and Candice Bergen and really, what do you remember about their shows?) but I’m going out on a limb here and saying that one day she will be.

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7 Richard Pryor

The only reason that Richard Pryor is so low on this list is because he only hosted one time, back in the show’s early days. But there was no way I could leave him off the list altogether because that one show helped set the tone for what Saturday Night Live could be at its best. It was provocative, edgy, slightly dangerous and, most of all, funny. His famous “Word Association” sketch with Chevy Chase pushed societal buttons, threw the issue of race relations into the entertainment spotlight and, oh yeah, was really, really funny. It was comedy at its very best and it set a standard for every host who came after him to try (hopelessly in most cases) to live up to.

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6 John Goodman

John Goodman was so, well, good that he basically became a de facto cast member. During the Monica Lewinsky scandal in the late ‘90s, Goodman made constant appearances on the show as Linda Tripp, becoming an integral part of the show’s current events sketches (which is where SNL has always shined the brightest.) You know you’re a good host when big chunks of the show’s history would not even be possible without your presence. In all, Goodman has hosted the show 12 times, third most ever, which is especially impressive when you consider that he is basically a character actor and not a big star with movies to promote. In short, Goodman gets asked to host because he’s really, really good and they want him on the show, not for publicity or any of the other reasons hosts usually get invited to the world of SNL.

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5 Alec Baldwin

Like John Goodman, Alec Baldwin gets asked to host so often because he’s one of the few hosts in Saturday Night Live history who could be a cast member if he wanted. His shows are always good, largely because he actually brings something to the table. The writers don’t have to write around his limitations like they do with most hosts, and he has a genuine rapport with the cast. It’s obvious that they like him there and that translates on the screen. To date, Baldwin has hosted SNL a record 16 times, and whether it’s as Canteen Boy’s perverted scoutmaster or as Pete Schweddy and his Scwheddy balls, Baldwin almost always delivers.

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4 Buck Henry

Who? Well, you probably don’t know this but back in the show’s early days, Buck Henry was just as essential to Saturday Night Live as most of the show’s famous cast-members. He was considered part of the family and was a big part of some of the show’s most famous early sketches, from Bill Murray’s father in the “Nerds” sketches to the straight man customer in John Belushi’s “Samurai” sketches (the most famous of which had him getting his head sliced open, forcing him to wear a giant bandage on his head for the rest of the show) to his so edgy it was wrong role as the pervert pedo babysitter in the “Uncle Roy” sketches. He is a big part of the show’s history and even though a lot of people today have probably never heard of him, in the show’s first legendary five year run, Henry hosted a ridiculous total of 10 times and it became tradition for him to host the season finale every year. Believe me, he earned his place on this list.

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3 Tom Hanks

It’s always a sign that you’re a good host when you manage to have recurring characters, which Hanks pulled off with his character in the “Girl Watchers” sketches with Jon Lovitz, his character in “The Stand-Ups,” his Eastern European sleaze-ball character Uri, and his “Mr. Short-Term Memory” character. I’m not sure if any other host has that many recurring characters, which is a testament to Hanks’ natural sketch-comedy talent. I think it’s vaguely surprising to people whenever Hanks shows up on SNL and kicks ass because we’ve been conditioned for the last twenty years to see him as a Jimmy Stewart like leading man, but that’s only because people forget that Tom Hanks first made a name for himself by being a funny, funny dude. He’s a naturally talented comedian and people shouldn’t forget that, and if they do, well, all they need to do is check him out any time he shows up and brings down the house on SNL.

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2 Christopher Walken

Come on, you knew that Christopher Walken was going to show up sooner or later. After all, he’s almost as famous for his awesome SNL appearances as he is for his more dramatic roles. From the “More Cowbell” sketch that everyone and their grandfather and their grandfather’s brother’s boss’s nephew’s classmate’s cousin’s dog’s babysitter’s uncle’s best friend has referenced and beaten into the ground to his role as Colonel Angus (say it out loud in a Southern accent) to his famous recurring character in “The Continental,” Walken’s SNL appearances have become a central part in the almost cult-like adoration of the man that has sprung up over the last decade or so. Every time he hosts, people get excited, and with good reason. He’s always bizarrely funny and his shows all have a weird sort of energy to them that nobody else can duplicate. They, like him, are one of a kind.

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1 Steve Martin

Steve Martin is such a good host that most people are surprised when they find out he was never actually a cast member. He’s almost always included when people talk about Saturday Night Live’s early legendary cast, his name tossed out there alongside Bill Murray, Dank Aykroyd, John Belushi and Chevy Chase. But it’s true, he never was a member of the cast. His “Two Wild and Crazy Guys” sketches with Aykroyd remain one of the most famous recurring sketches from that era and whenever he’s on, he always brings the air of someone who knows what they’re doing. He’s basically the alpha-dog of all SNL hosts. All you have to do is watch the famous “Five-Timers” sketch if you don’t believe me. He’s the host that has set the standard for all Saturday Night Live hosts, he’s been a vital part of the family for almost forty years, and that is why nobody else could possibly be number one on this list.

Photo credit: YouTube/Fox 2000 Pictures


(Previously published on November 9, 2012.)


Someone lovingly grabbed Kate Upton’s boob

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In the words of Richard Belding, “hey, hey, hey what is going on here?” Oh, just a bunch of supermodels hanging out, grabbing Kate Upton’s boobs. Lovingly of course.

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Somewhere, deep in the heart of Detroit, Justin Verlander puts his face into his hands, wondering where it all went wrong.

Your 2013 Miss Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant Preview

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Are you ready for the 2013 Miss Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant? The only beauty pageant that matters?! If not, we’re here to help, with sexy videos and pictures, of course! (Thanks to our buds over at BikiniTeam.tv.)

Our first video features the lovely ladies of the 2013 Miss Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant in their “Hometown Outfits” and Bikini Team TV host Michelle Sacco interviews several of the Hooters Girls at the Rehab Pool at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.

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Check out over 50 more pics from this portion of the event here.

Our second video shows the 2013 Miss Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant contestants previewing their evening gowns, with more interviews by Bikini Team TV host Michelle Sacco, this time joined by Miss Hooters International 2012 Amanda Jemini.

Have a look at another 50 plus pics from this part of the event here.

The full pageant with behind the scenes bonus footage and exclusive contestant interviews will air on Wednesday, July 17 at 9 p.m. ET/6 p.m. PT on FOX-Speed TV.

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This could be the best birth announcement video ever

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Kyle and Caroline are having a baby! You don’t know them so you shouldn’t care. But this video birth announcement? Amazing.

That dog, man. That was A+ acting there. Forget having the baby. Put a cork in that vaginal canal and let’s focus on getting your furry child a talent manager and some theatrical gigs. (via Reddit)

What’s hot this week in men’s fashion, gadgets, and gear

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This weekly feature is a round-up, in conjunction with our friend Tim over at Cool Material, of the hot new products appearing online this week. From fashion tips to cool gadgets and gear, take a look at your new obsessions.

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The Quartz Armchair is one of the sweetest, comfiest looking chairs we’ve ever seen.
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Made ideal for travel, the dice where smartly machined to balance the weight perfectly.
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While you can’t play Oregon Trail on it, it makes for a pretty sweet drink holster.
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Available for pre-order, the Tamashii Nations (Bandai’s collectors label) figures can help you display a bit more of your robotic love.
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Displaying the rides from Ghostbusters, Drive, Pulp Fiction, and more, each print slightly resembles a standard movie poster except the car takes center stage.
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The latest prints from Greg Guillemin’s “Secret Lives of Superheroes” series includes the likes of Mario, Snow White, and others who aren’t really superheroes. But really, you can’t go wrong with any of them.
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The KettlePizza Insert is an ingenious way to turn your kettle grill into a pizza oven and expand your meal options.
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Daneson Single Malt Toothpicks give off that classic peaty taste of scotch as you let them warm in your mouth.

This might be the best trained dog you’ll ever see

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Having problems training your dog? Watch this video of a dog named Jumpy doing a ton of amazing things completely effortlessly and prepare to feel really bad about yourself.

Are you kidding me? That dog fucking winked at me at the end? Come on, dude. This is bullshit. I can’t even stop my dog from gnawing on the walls when I’m at work but this guy’s got his dog riding a scooter, pretending to be R. Kelly on his wife, and winking like he’s Bradley Cooper in a romantic comedy? I’m done man. Done.

Kanye West’s paparazzi tantrum: The remix

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In case you missed it, Kanye West went off on the paparazzi again this week. While he didn’t crack his head on a pole this time, he did tell the paparazzi to “DON’T TALK EVER AGAIN,” which TMZ turned into an amazing music video. Here’s the back story to the whole thing, but really, do you care? This video, however, should definitely be a part of his follow-up to Watch the Throne. Nothing else he does will be better than this.

Saturday Night Links: SHARKNADO!

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8 popular musicians that have awesome sidejobs

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Popular Musician Sidejobs 8 popular musicians that have awesome sidejobs

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When it comes to rock stars, we don’t generally think of them in any way except for the hard rocking persona they exhibit on stage. But the reality is that many musician’s talents extend beyond just the confines of music. Here are some notable rockers that have side jobs you may not have expected.

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8 Greg Graffin (Bad Religion)

Vocalist Greg Graffin from legendary punk rock band Bad Religion doesn’t only sing with thesaurus-worthy adjectives and visionary ideologies, he’s also a professor at UCLA, a solo artist and an author in his spare time.

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7 Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden)

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Bruce Dickinson has been into aviation since the 90s and currently holds an airline transport pilot’s license. He regularly flies his band along with their gear and crew to tour stops all around the world on their private jet, “Ed Force One.” Bruce worked for Astraeus Airlines, completing many high profile flights until the business was shuttered in 2011, then used his success and enthusiasm to launch an aircraft maintenance business in South Wales in 2012, creating hundreds of jobs.

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6 Roger Daltry (The Who)

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Roger Daltry may be best known for belting out anthemic lyrics like “Reign o’er me” and “We’re all wasted,” but he’s managed to lead a notable part-time acting career on the side. He played a murderer on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (a show that licenses a Who song for its intro), has guest-starred on That 70s Show and had a 7 episode character arc in Highlander among other bit parts and guest appearances over the years.

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5 Niilo Sevanen (Insomnium)

When fans think of Insomnium, it’s typically their melodic death metal and glistening Nordic locks of swirling blond hair that come to mind. Believe it or not, the band’s lead singer and bassist, Niilo Sevanen, is an event planner at a cultural center in his home country of Finland during his time off from melting faces on tour and creating epic, windswept ballads of metal in the studio.

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4 Dexter Holland (The Offspring)

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Lead singer, songwriter and guitarist of The Offspring, Dexter Holland, could easily sit on the 30 million+ album sales the band has enjoyed and live his days out in the California sun, but the man has ambition. He has a PhD in Microbiology, owns an indie record label (that spawned popular acts like AFI) and runs a small, but successful hot sauce company called Gringo Bandito.

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3 Flea (Red Hot Chili Peppers)

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Flea, the talented bass-playing showman from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, doesn’t only slap, pluck and jump, he also had a fairly steady acting and voice acting career from ’83-’04. He had bit parts in films like The Big Lebowski and Back to the Future II and III, while lending his voice to characters on Rugrats Go Wild and The Wild Thornberrys.

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2 Maynard Keenan (Tool)

The frontman of legendary progressive metal band Tool isn’t just a songwriter and performer, he’s also a wine-maker. He has ownership and partial ownership of a few of vineyards around Arizona where he grows grapes and creates wine that are often named after people or things that are interesting or special to him.

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1 Joe Perry (Aerosmith)

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Joe Perry isn’t just an Aerosmith lick-smith, he’s also something of a chef. He has a line of hot sauces entitled Joe Perry’s Rock Your World Hot Sauces, one of which is used in a quesadilla that’s served at the Hard Rock Cafe.

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(Previously published on January 17, 2013.)

7 of the most insane marijuana-infused foods that exist

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You’ve all heard of pot brownies and pot cookies, but what are some of the stranger items that stoners will feed themselves to ingest all the crazy they could need for an evening? Let’s take a look at some of the most insane marijuana-infused foods available today.

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7 Marijuana Lollipops

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I have only one question: how many licks does it take to get to the center of your own mind?

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6 Marijuana Topical Ointments

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Okay, fine – these aren’t snacks at all. But you know some desperate pothead tried to ingest them when his stash had been depleted one night. Check out Cannibas Topical on Pinterest to see a head-scratching assortment of bath salts, body butters and more.

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5 Marijuana Lemonade

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Share the taste of summertime with marijuana lemonade for $10 a bottle. Sold by Marijuanaedibles.com, the bottle tries it best to stay on legal terms by stating “For intended patient use.” Sure, that’s your target market.

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4 Marijuana Chocolate Truffles

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Dixie Elixirs sells what they refer to as “Medicated Chocolate Truffles.” Buyers get a whopping two truffles per package. That’s just enough to have a vision of the colorful, animal-adorned Aztec chocolate gift God, Quetzalcoatl.

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3 Marijuana Butter

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If there was a reason to make your own butter, (rather than buy a pound of it for like 3 cents at the supermarket) it would be to infuse it with marijuana. Butterjuana’s pro is that you can cook any other type of food you want to taste terrible in it. Its con is…hahaha ‘con’ is a funny word, what were we talking about?

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2 Marijuana Soda

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Canna Cola sells theit medically-altered soda pop with “flavors” like Orange Kush, Grape Ape and Sour Diesel.

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1 Marijuana Pork

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Yes, there’s a Seattle butcher who feeds his pigs pot. No, it won’t get you high. Yes, the pigs got high (complete with the munchies and a really relaxed attitude and philosophy on life), and that’s hilarious enough for us.

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Carly Rae Jepsen threw out a first pitch that defied physics

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Carly Rae Jepsen threw out the first pitch at yesterday’s Rays game. It was magnificent in its awfulness. It was a pitch that defied physics.

Side-by-side, who threw it worse? Carly Rae or Volkswagen guy?

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Drunk dude tries to start bar fight, falls flat on his face

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When trying to start a bar fight by pushing some guy, make sure you’re actually pushing him and not just going flying through the air. An important yet oft-forgotten part of bar fight etiquette.

Smart fat dude just getting up and leaving after that. No way that doesn’t turn into an all-out brawl after the painful embarrassment that guy subjected himself by flying through the air like Underdog.

Hana Nitsche: Sexiest woman from Germany?

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Doe the name Hana Nitsche sound familiar to you? It should. She’s one of the sexiest models in the world. Need proof? Watch this new video. Hana Nitsche is also one of the biggest reasons Germany made our list of the 25 Sexiest Countries in the World. GQ Germany also knows that Hana Nitsche is one of the sexiest models in the world and that’s why they are featuring her this month with a hot video and even hotter set of photos. It’s been a while since I took German in college, but I think the gist of the article is that Hana is really sexy. Or something like that. I’m still trying to figure out how Nitsche finished in only third place on Germany’s Next Top Model a few years back.

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CNN Headline News throws out worst Trayvon Martin joke yet

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Frank Taaffe has been an outspoken proponent of George Zimmerman’s innocence in the now-decided Trayvon Martin trial. Regardless of your opinion there, this joke he threw out on CNN Headline News…not good.

The Skittles and Arizona Iced Tea joke is pretty tasteless, particularly with the wound of the acquittal so fresh. But I’m more bothered by his extremely drawn out delivery of the joke. Nothing says “home run comedy” quite like drawing out your setup for a minute before hitting the punchline. “I like the joke but I really wish there were more awkward pauses and filler leading up to the ‘funny’ part,” says everyone.

Wil Weaton geeks out over Stone Farking Wheaton beer

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Stone Farking Wheaton, the epic beer collaboration between Drew Curtis, Wil Wheaton, and Greg Koch, hits markets today. You don’t have to be a geek of any sort to like this beer, but it wouldn’t hurt. Wil Weaton does a great job of explaining how he sees geeks and why there is nothing wrong with being that passionate about something you love. If you still feat the social stigma, just go with Greg Koch’s more user friendly term, “unabashed enthusiast.”

Sometimes people are pulled together by fate. Other times, they are attracted by the sheer love of a shared passion. Both fate and passion happen to be the catalyst for Fark.com founder Drew Curtis, Stone Brewing Co. Co-Founder and CEO Greg Koch, and a actor and internet wunderkind Wil Wheaton to get together on a warm spring day to make a monster of a beer built to celebrate geekdom. After all, beer is the great equalizer. Take a look as the guys discuss why they’d want to make a beer themed after Kentucky Derby Pie and pontificate on the value of geekdom and why it’s just a bit more pervasive than you might think…

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STYLE: Imperial Stout
ABV: 13%
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Grandma starts fight with bus driver for no real reason

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There’s no sect of society quite as ornery as the elderly. This video of a grandmother getting all hostile with a bus driver is a perfect example.

Did this lady really expect to be let off wherever she wants rather than at the bus stop? And is she aware that she looks like every single old lady cartoon in Hallmark cards?

If it’s any consolation to all of you who’ve gotten in an altercation with old people before, there’s at least a 50% chance they died the second after you fought with them. Pure probability play there.

Marion Bartoli wore high heels and a short skirt; played soccer well

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Remember when the BBC said Marion Bartoli wasn’t a looker? Remember when they set broadcasting back decades with their sexism? Yea, well, Marion Bartoli has a message for them and she’s making it in high heels and a short skirt. Good on you Marion.

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Golf clap for Marion for giving the BBC her version of the middle finger at a practice for French soccer club Marseille. In unrelated news, she’s pretty fleet of foot. A duel sports star in the making.

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Below the Video: The weird world of YouTube comments

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In this week’s round up of the best YouTube comments we take a look at some poorly placed jokes, sexy tutorials, grammar mishaps, and more! With over 24 hours of video uploaded every 24 seconds to YouTube there is more hilarious commentary and YouTube reviews available than any one person could process in a hundred lifetimes. And because we here at Guyism know you don’t have the time to sift through all the hilarious YouTube comments below every single video uploaded, we’ll do it for you. Now, it’s very important to go into this without pre-conceived notions on what you might find. YouTube commenters have over time seemed to establish themselves as the preeminent improv commenters of the Internet, so heed my warning and be prepared for anything and everything. Rest assured though, if you choose to see how deep the Rabbit Hole goes you’ll be handsomely rewarded with the knowledge that below the cute video of cats playing with yarn lurks some of the edgiest humor on the Internet.

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50 things sorority girls do that make no sense

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Maybe someone out there, perhaps a female, can explain to us the logic behind these 50 things that sorority girls do that make no sense.

Metta World Peace wants to hang a banner for the Knicks; not sure where banner goes

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Metta World Peace just signed with the Knicks. He wants to bring them a banner. He wants to hang that banner too, he’s just not sure where. This is classic Metta being Metta.

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