As we all know by now, the reason Twitter and other social media was invented was so sexy celebrity women could take sexy pictures of themselves and share them with the entire world in a couple of clicks.
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The sexiest social media pics of June
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The worst four-way fight you’ll ever see
A group of nerds shoot themselves having an “epic” four-way fight. It will give you a whole new level of respect for fight choreographers and professional wrestlers, guaranteed.
I’m not even sure how these guys made it out alive. They just kept getting up after maneuvers that packed all the wallop of an injured fawn licking a sugar cube.
Just glad they didn’t injure themselves after that stretching session. Christopher Reeve had stronger quads.
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Shoenice chugs bottle of vodka in 9.6 seconds
Shoenice chugs a bottle of vodka faster than anyone you’ve ever seen. No one knows how he does it, but I’ll continue to watch until the day it turns into a snuff film. His latest video is a sub-10-second domination of Three Olives. He managed to top his already ridiculous impressive 15-second chug of a fifth of Absolut.
I miss the good old days when Shoenice’s videos were under three minutes so I eliminated most of the jibber-jabber from this video. There’s a solid 12 minutes of nonsense though if you’re incredibly bored.
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham are going to get married
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham have been dating for three years (which is like 21 years in celebrity) so word on the street is that The Stath will be proposing real soon.
“I hear he’ll propose soon,” an insider reveals in the July 8 issue of Us Weekly. Adds a pal, “Their connection is very serious and physical.”
Statham is 45, while Rosie is just 26, yet that isn’t an issue according to Huntington-Whiteley, “I’m not interested in hanging out with boys. I have all the man I need!”
Well, then it looks like we’re about to lose another one. If these two do ever get married, I’d have to move them near the top of the list of celebrity power couples because no one out there can combine brawn with beauty like these two do.
Want a little more Rosie Huntington-Whiteley? We’ve got more right here.
Jason Statham Planning to Propose to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley [Us]
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What’s winning the Internet today (07.10.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Most Tired Movie Scenes
Movie Scenes We Never Want to See Again
Jimmy Fallon’s Instagram
Jimmy Fallon’s 10 Funniest Instagram Photos
Typical Mets
LOL, leave it to the Mets to schedule American Indian Heritage Day on the same day they’re playing the Braves. http://t.co/RbwoxNvaZ8
— Bart Hubbuch (@HubbuchNYP) July 10, 2013
Mariya Vinogradova in Lingerie
Introducing Model Mariya Vinogradova, Who You Need to Know
One Way to Quit Smoking
Man Cages His Head to Quit Smoking
Sexy MMA Training
Natasha Barnard in Lingerie
Natasha Barnard Continues Her Lingerie Domination
Honest Trailer: ‘Grown Ups’
Honest Trailer: Grown Ups (Video)
Mindi Smith is Back
Mindi Smith (NSFWish)
Marilyn, Anna Nicole…
new Mitch Albom column for the Voice: "The 5 Most Bangable People in Heaven"
— Marc Masters (@Marcissist) July 10, 2013
More Super Cool Animals
Animals That Don’t Suck (35 Photos)
Ambyr Childers in Lingerie
SI Hot Clicks
List of Social Media Faux Pas
The Ultimate List of Social Media Faux Pas
MMA Model Amber Nichole Miller
MMA Model Amber Nichole Miller Gets Sexy For UFC Calendar [PHOTOS]
Recent Sexy Ads
The 6 Sexiest Ads in Recent Advertising History
Rachel Bilson Hotness
Rachel Bilson for Cosmo
What was Winning the Internet Yesterday
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Jimmy Fallon pros and cons of hiring Paula Deen
Jimmy Fallon used an industrial scale to weigh the pros and cons of hiring disgraced lard aficionado, Paula Deen. It’s only a matter of time before a network picks up the beef/cash cow for another show. Once the outrage has passed, most people really don’t care whether a TV chef might have racists tendencies. Bill Burr had it right on Conan when he said they need to create the “Disgrace Channel” made up entirely of TV stars who’ve screwed up.
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Navy vet gives mulleted wife beater what he deserves
Maybe the Navy vet in this video isn’t a hero for beating down his mulleted neighbor who had just hit his girlfriend. But he’s definitely deserving of a round of applause.
This is precisely why I believe we should ban mulleted people everywhere. What have they ever added to society? If we rule out 1970s professional hockey, we’re pretty much firmly in the red with the business in the front, party in the back crowd.
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Meat Master Class: Bourbon skirt steak
Michael Symon, everyone’s favorite bourbon loving chef, is back to help you pick a good cut of meat to grill. It’s all about the marbling, which is why he says to skip that filet.
The big edge here is the sauce that Symon makes. Why use A1 yet again when you can make your own bourbon sauce? Recipes normally call for just a few tablespoons of booze, but that was a healthy pour of Knob Creek. I’ve never been a “hints of this,” “whisper of that” sort of guy, so a strong bourbon flavor is right up my alley.
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Get yourself some cool new t-shirts for summer
You need some new clothes, man, it’s summer! so how about getting started on cleaning up that wardrobe with some sweet new graphic t-shirts?
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The Weekend Guyism Speed Round
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Chet Siegel talks about a dead feline Elvis impersonator and why you shouldn’t cut your cord.
Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube to see more from Chet every single day!
Missed an episode? See all of the recent Guyism Speed Rounds here.
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Jesse Lee Denning really knows how to make sexy videos
Our sexy, tattooed modeling buddy Jesse Lee Denning recently sent us this sexy new video she made. She’s nice like that. So rather than just keep it all to ourselves we figured you might want to watch it too. As has been the case in the past there really isn’t any major theme in this Jesse Lee Denning video (this time shot by the awesome Matt Blum – the guy who also shot this video of Jade Bryce) other than her doing sexy things while wearing very little clothing. Oh, wait, I guess that is the theme. I like it! Send us more Jesse!!
Want even more Jesse Lee Denning? We’ve got more right here.
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KTVU thinks Asiana 214 pilots are named Ho Lee Fuk, Bang Ding Ow
KTVU-TV 2 in Oakland, California released the pilots’ names of Asiana Flight 214, which crashed last Saturday at SFO. The names are as follows: Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow. Uh, yea, someone just got fired, though the station is now blaming the NTSB.
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What to watch this weekend: ‘Newsroom’ season premiere
HBO
Newsroom starts this weekend and yes, I enjoy the show. Sorkin is an asshole who gets infatuated with cliches and dialogue but it’s still riveting TV. Here’s what else you can you watch this weekend.
Cult @ 8pm Friday, The CW: Oh no, this show’s ending. Tears man. Tears of unfathomable sadness.
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno @ 11:37pm Friday, NBC: Only because Bill Hader’s on.
Newsroom @ 10pm, HBO Sunday: Sure, some of the scenes are cringe-worthy but it’s Sunday night in the summer and I doubt there’s anything better to watch.
Dexter @ 9pm, Showtime Sunday: A lot of complaints about Dexter this year and frankly, they’re all legit. Show has not been as good.
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20 years of ‘Power Rangers’ costumes includes a cape
YouTube
The Power Rangers have changed more in the past 20 years than I could have possibly imagined. A new video morphs through all of the different Red Ranger costumes, including one that had a cape! The Power Rangers came along at the end of their age appropriateness for me, so I had no idea they rocked capes for awhile. Obviously they weren’t paying attention during The Incredibles.
And before you ask, yes, I know the White Ranger is not the Red Ranger, but he was the mightiest of the moprhin’ Power Rangers for a year so he apparently makes the cut.
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Must See Imagery: 50 hilarious photos to get you through the weekend
In this weekend’s Must See Imagery we take a walk through everything you might have missed this week, including some truly hilarious demotivational posters, perfectly timed photobombs, and more! Aggregating content from the web’s hottest sources: Facebook, Tumblr, Imgur (often via Reddit), amongst others, we’re able to save you those precious man hours that can be used for things like grilling red meat, or wondering who the hell that sexy girl was in that commercial you just saw. If you come across any photos you think should be included in this daily feature then head on over HERE and post them to our Facebook wall, and I’ll be sure to include them (provided they don’t suck, and you actually understand what funny is).
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8 iconic movie roles Johnny Depp almost played
In the early ‘90s and ‘00s there were many roles that Johnny Depp lost to other actors, but these were also others that he actually passed on. Check out these re-imagined movie posters of some of the movies he almost starred in.
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Rita Ora is really good at modeling
We already know that Rita Ora is a pretty damn good singer, but did you know that she also does a little modeling? And that she’s very good at it? Thanks to these 22 sexy new pictures, you do now. As you can see, Material Girl’s Fall 2013 marketing campaign features Rita Ora on the streets of London at iconic locales such as Buckingham Palace, Big Ben, the London Eye, and atop a double decker bus. You may recall that Georgia May Jagger has also posed for Madonna’s clothing brand in the past, so who do you think does it better? Georgia May or Rita? And remember Georgia May is a professional model. I gotta say I’m kind of leaning towards Rita. Material Girl is available at Macy’s.
Photo credit: Material Girl
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‘Grandmaster’ trailer kicks ass in a flash
The first English trailer for The Grandmaster tells us that before IP Man can train Bruce Lee, he must first become Barney Stinson. It’s the “true story that changed martial arts forever.” The trailer helps sort out the plot, but the Takenesque voiceover and violent message of the previous teaser was much better. Most Americans don’t watch kng fu movies for the plot, although it is nice to know that there is one.
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Excellent outfit choice, dad
Does this guy know what his shirt says? Or does he just give 0.0 f-cks?
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In fairness, the shirt is accurate. Nothing ruins a carpet quite like bukkake. Unless you enjoy the sensation of literally walking on regret that feels oddly like a hedgehog’s back. Then…jackpot. (via Reddit)
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GIFterpiece Theatre: Things that bounce
This weekend’s GIF meme focuses on things that bounce. A ball perhaps, a trampoline, maybe even Katy Perry or Michelle Jenneke. Take a look at this hodgepodge of bouncing GIFs.
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.
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