South Korean rhythmic gymnast named Shin Soo-ji threw out the first pitch at a game. It was amazing. It also looks like it hurts. Also, someone sign her to a minor league contract.
Like what did we just see?
No, seriously, R.I.P. your hip Soo-Ji.
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Madelyn Sheaffer was looking for a leisurely time at Missouri’s Adventure Oasis Water Park. Instead, she got booted for her “curvaceous figure.”
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Sheaffer got into a pool at the water park with her niece and nephew wearing what she thought was an average bikini.
But employees came up to her and told her that she had to put on shorts because her bikini bottoms were too small.
Sheaffer turned to local NBC affiliate KSHB to tell her story, claiming that she was a victim of “age and body discrimination.”
“I felt like I could look around me and I could see a handful of other girls half my age, wearing the same size swimming suit,” Sheaffer told KSGB. “[They were] not being singled out and told to put on clothes or leave.”
Sheaffer asked the park’s supervisor to call police so that she could report the situation. When police arrived, she was escorted out and allowed to file a complaint.
The city of Independence said that attire rules are at the manager’s discretion.
Sheaffer had recently lost 100 pounds and just began to wear a bikini in public.
When you’re an advocate for women like we here are at Guyism (we’re practically a non-profit), you have to take the good with the bad. Maybe I wouldn’t want a front row seat to Madelyn Sheaffer frolicking in a pool with ten inches of fabric covering a city mile of cuves. But you can’t treat her differently just because her recently downsized derriere may look like it was sitting in a gravel driveway. She has rights to show off the goods, too.
There are more photos of Madelyn Sheaffer on her Facebook if you feel the need to get to the bottom of the story.
Heidi Klum put out the word that she’s single (sort of) and still got it with a couple of bikini pictures over the weekend including one of her bare butt. Showing no signs of aging, even at 40 years-old, Heidi Klum was looking good in her bikini in the Bahamas sporting some sexy cornrows, even giving us an up-close-and-personal look at the sunburn on her very-in-shape booty. Klum spent the holiday weekend in the Bahamas with her four kids and her boyfriend/former bodyguard Martin Kristen.
Want a little more Heidi Klum? We’ve got more right here.
Photo credit: Heidi Klum, Instagram
Everything about this video is amazing. A pitbull breaks into some guys’ house, steals a pillow, and humps it outside their door trapping the men inside. The commentary by the guy filming it is an absolute A++.
The dog’s complete lack of concern over the cameraman’s frustration is priceless. But did you see all that humping? The dog definitely deserved a little break to lay down. When I hump like that for minutes on end, you know I’m plopping down with my tongue out the exact some way.
I don’t know much about Golden Corral outside of their incessant commercials, and this whistle-blower video confirms that I’m wise to continue living in ignorance. I don’t know how much of the video to believe, but if even 1% of it is true, it’s disgusting. I know plenty of restaurants are disgusting, and no one wants to know what goes on behind the scenes, but this is next level criminal filth.
As any true humanitarian would do when exposing a potentially unsafe practice, there was an eBay auction posted for the pictures and name of the restaurant before the videos went live. For a meager $5,000 you could save yourself from certain food poisoning and potential death.
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Perhaps it’s unfair to judge all of Ireland’s cab drivers based off one video but after watching this cab driver seduce some chick to Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky”, it’s safe to say they’re killing America here.
This is probably just a viral ad for the sound system company but I desperately want to believe this is just a normal day in the life of an Irish cabby. Just picking up fares, pissing into bottles, and moistening all the panties in a ten block radius with smooth dance moves to all the hits of today.
Great white sharks have been sighted in many popular areas along the East Coast, shocking summer travelers.
In 1930, Chicago Cubs centerfielder Hack Wilson finished the season with a record 191 RBI. It was a record many thought was untouchable—the RBI version of Joe Dimaggio’s hit streak. But Miguel Cabrera’s making a serious run at it this year.
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Hack actually did his damage in 155 games so Cabrera’s slightly behind his pace. That being said, he has a legit shot, provided of course the Tigers consistently get on base. With power to all fields and a .446 average with RISP, it’s the best chance anyone’s had since Manny Ramirez in ’99.
A new picture from the Hercules set proves that The Rock is terrifyingly large even when sitting down. The picture isn’t meant to show of his tree trunks though, it was to swoon over the barely visible set.
Our HERCULES set created by award winning designer Jean-Vincent Puzos w/ great detail. I sit in awe.. #ThracianWars
Here are a couple more shots of Dwayne Johnson putting on his makeup, because real men wear makeup.
3 hr daily process w/ multi-time Academy Award nominated hair & make up artists. Love the transformation.. #HERCULES
Hair/make up trailer – HERCULES. Asked how I got my shoulder slice scars. From a satisfied woman w/ long ass nails;)
I don’t know what an ass nail is, but I’m glad The Rock’s got jokes.
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, funny furry creatures, sexy ladies, and more! Aggregating content from the web’s hottest sources: Facebook, Tumblr, Imgur (often via Reddit), amongst others, we’re able to save you those precious man hours that can be used for things like grilling red meat, or wondering who the hell that sexy girl was in that commercial you just saw. If you come across any photos you think should be included in this daily feature then head on over HERE and post them to our Facebook wall, and I’ll be sure to include them (provided they don’t suck, and you actually understand what funny is).
Appearance is one of the first things that people judge and it’s important that your girl can differentiate between clothes for the public and for the private.
I’ve said it many times before, but damn, the UK TV show Hollyoaks has some crazy sexy women on it and here’s a brand new photo shoot and video to prove it. FHM calls Hollyoaks’ Gemma Merna, Jennifer Metcalfe, and Jorgie Porter (who dated Harry Styles!) the hottest threesome of summer as they are on the cover of their latest issue. As you will plainly see, that there is an understatement. Now then, is Hollyoaks available on Netflix, because I have GOT to start watching this shit now. Goddamn, but Gemma Merna is something to behold.
See where Gemma and Jorgie ranked on our list of the 50 sexiest British glamour models of all time.
James Williams thought of a brilliant yet horrifying prank to pull on his girlfriend: Pretend the chick from The Ring is coming out of their TV while she’s asleep. The girlfriend responds as you might guess…with pure horror.
The way I see it, that’s either grounds to break up forever or marry the other person. Because if someone will let you scare them like that without murdering you, you know they must really love you. (via Gawker)
This GIF of a gymnast throwing a pitch is amazing. Also, she’s hot. Also, I love her. She leads tonight’s GIFterpiece Theatre.
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.
15 Um, ok then
14 WHAT. THE. FUCK.
13 Your parents having sex
12 So this is pretty cool
11 Drunk fighting arab is the worst
10 Show us your “O” face
9 This did not work out well
8 Unsanitary
7 Guy punches girl
6 Girl punches guy
5 Trolling police in the best possible way
4 You fell for it
3 Watch out for that imaginary ball
2 How most of us feel about working out
1 Deal with it
Kim Kardashian image by Joe Seer/Shutterstock
Some celebrities are rich, while others are ludicrously rich. Some, however, show that no matter how much you make, you can find ways to spend more. Let’s take a look at some celebrity net worths that are pretty surprising.
Photo credit: Kim Kardashian image by Joe Seer/Shutterstock
12 Chris Tucker
Chris Tucker image by Featureflash/Shutterstock
Net Worth – Negative $11.5M
Chris Tucker was once the highest paid actor in the world, receiving $25M for his Rush Hour 3 salary, as well as 20% of the movie’s receipts (it made $258M worldwide), but still has managed to be in debt, not just a little, but to the tune of $11.5M. Why? Because of the taxes he owes to the IRS and a mortgage he can’t pay on his property in Florida. Ouch.
Photo credit: Chris Tucker image by Featureflash/Shutterstock
11 Lena Headey
Lena Headey image by s_bukley/Shutterstock
Net Worth – $1,000
How does a star of the critically acclaimed ratings monsters Game of Thrones only have $1K to her name? Divorce lawyers be thy game.
Photo credit: Lena Headey image by s_bukley/Shutterstock
10 Andy Dick
Andy Dick image by s_bukley/Shutterstock
Net Worth – $5,000
Drugs, lawyer fees and an inconsistent career have left Andy Dick – popular for his roles on shows like NewsRadio and The Andy Dick Show – with just $5,000 to his Dick name.
Photo credit: Andy Dick image by s_bukley/Shutterstock
9 Norm MacDonald
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Net Worth – $500,000
For a recognizable personality who can arguably make money by acting, writing and doing stand-up, you’d think Norm would be worth more. But under-performing movies (including the brilliant Dirty Work), gambling problems and an inconsistent post-SNL career have left Norm with not much more than 100 Andy Dicks worth of capital.
Photo credit: playerx, Flickr
8 Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian image by Helga Esteb/Shutterstock
Net Worth – $40M
With money like this, she could get her newborn baby plated in gold, and she probably will.
Photo credit: Kim Kardashian image by Helga Esteb/Shutterstock
7/6 Chad Kroeger/Avril Lavigne
Chad Kroeger/Avril Lavigne image by Helga Esteb/Shutterstock
Combined Net Worth – $75M
These two were recently married. This is how much they’re worth. Somebody kill me.
Photo credit: Chad Kroeger/Avril Lavigne image by Helga Esteb/Shutterstock
5 Gene Simmons
Gene Simmons image by s_bukley/Shutterstock
Net Worth – $300M
This is about the same as Mick Jagger’s net worth. Seriously, the front man of the Rolling Stones and the front man of KISS are worth the same amount. My guess is that Gene Simmons is just a really shrewd businessman who has figured out the magic formula for how to milk the most money possible out of every single fan with KISS merchandise and special edition re-releases.
Photo credit: Gene Simmons image by s_bukley/Shutterstock
4/3 Jerry Seinfeld/Larry David
Jerry Seinfeld/Larry David images by Jaguar PS/Helga Esteb/Shutterstock
Net Worth – $800 million each
Wow, that’s a lot of money. So, what’s this exorbitant wealth attributed to? One word: syndication.
Photo credit: Jerry Seinfeld/Larry David images by Jaguar PS/Helga Esteb/Shutterstock
2 George Lucas
George Lucas image by Joe Seer/Shutterstock
Net Worth – $7.3B
Star Wars box office receipts, licensing contracts, merchandising deals and more have made George Lucas part of the billionaire’s club. So what does a billionaire spend his money on? The artist formerly (and also currently) known as Prince performing at his wedding. Yep, that happened.
Photo credit: George Lucas image by Joe Seer/Shutterstock
1 Bill Gates
Bill Gates image by 3777190317/Shutterstock
Net Worth – $72.7B
I think we can all agree that Bill Gates has done pretty well for himself. The amount he makes each day is probably enough to feed a small nation caviar and Kobe beef for a decade.
Photo credit: Bill Gates image by 3777190317/Shutterstock
So Nick Swisher had a tough night against the Tigers. In the 8th inning, a dribbler off his bat went into foul territory and slowed curved back towards the line. Brayan Pena quickly picked it up and tagged out an embarrassed Swisher who didn’t bother running.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, Swisher tripped over third base in the 10th inning. It cost the Indians a run.
They teach you at like three years old that you have to look both ways before crossing the street. This mom missed the memo as she led her kids right into an oncoming car.
I like how she took the time to stop herself but not hold the kids back. Smooth move, Exlax.
Then again, given that we’re in a country with dashboard cameras, there’s probably a chance that these kids were just perpetuating an insurance scam. Trying to get a room full of Dorinova the Explorer bags, I bet.
Stacy Keibler and George Clooney have broken up, bringing their two year relationship to its inevitable conclusion. *sad trombone*
“Stacy called it quits. She wants to have children and a family someday. She knows where George stands on that,” a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE exclusively. “They talked and they quietly stopped being a couple several weeks ago.”
The source also says Clooney, 52, and Keibler, 33, will remain on good terms: “They talk every day. They were friends before they started dating and they’ll be friends after. It was a friendly [breakup].”
So looking at the tote board, this week we lost Elisha Buthbert and gained Stacy Keibler. Seems like a fair trade-off.
Want a little more Stacy Keibler? We’ve got more right here.
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Split [People]
Chris Spags (@chrisspags) and Ryan Jones (@kryanjones) discuss Ryan’s connection with Steve Martin, Chris’s new favorite show Bar Rescue, and how they both would hate to die.
Check out the Bar Rescue drinking game that we discussed on the show!
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