Over the last two and a half decades motorcycle manufacturers have concentrated on high speed, high performance bikes. But recently some of the iconic European motorcycle brands have re-emerged and are concentrating on the kind of ride that made Triumph and Moto-Guzzi famous. Here are a few of those bikes that bridge high performance with the golden age of motorcycles.

1. Moto-Guzzi Stone

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The Stone is part of Moto-Guzzi’s investment into the modern era of bike making. They stay true to their classic body style with twin valve heads that stick out on both sides. The Stone’s engine comes in at 744cc’s and a 5 speed gearbox. A great looking bike which over-achieves for it’s engine size and at under 9k it’s not grossly expensive.

2. The Ducati HyperMotard

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Light, fast, and Powerful. The HyperMotard is a dream bike with a V-twin engine coming in at 821cc’s. It’s liquid cooled rather than air cooled which makes the 2013 version of the Motard the lightest yet. The only concern I’d have about the bike is it’s seat. The racing construction will constantly push you forward which could get uncomfortable for longer trips.

3. Triumph Scrambler

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This bike is my personal favorite on the list. Triumph manages to incorporate aesthetic appeal, performance, and durability. While the Bonnevilles from the 70′s epitomize cafe racers, among newer models it’s the scrambler that steals the show. The pictured bike is a bit of a custom job with a single Arrow exhaust, replacing the dual exhaust on the stock model. But Triumph dealers offer this version as well. The scrambler is a beauty that’s ready to go off-road or take you around the city. And you don’t have to worry about dinging it up, it’s supposed to get dirty.

4. McDeeb

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McDeeb’s are conversion bikes which were designed by Italian Royal Enfield enthusiast Fabrizio Di Bella. He takes Enfield Bullet Electras and Triumph Scramblers and swaps out parts. The result are these very pretty, English looking bikes. He will ship the conversion package anywhere and when it’s all said and done these bikes cost about 14k.

5. Harley Davidson Super-Glide

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While not necessarily the first bike I daydream about, I wouldn’t pass up a chance to take a long ride on this American classic. Oozing with H-D heritage and covered in chrome, the Super-Glide is the result of a century of American motor ingenuity. These bikes have Harley’s patented Twin Cam 96 engine which is powerful but has a low idle RPM when cruising, which is nice.

6. 1974 BMW R-Series

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If you’ve got some time on your hands and you want to really learn about fixing and maintaining bikes, why not go with an older model. These beamers are gorgeous and unlike newer bikes with computer chips etc… you can actually tinker with them. If something goes wrong (which it most certainly will) you’ll be able to learn as you go and begin to fix it yourself. Just be nice to your mechanic, you’ll need him along the way.

7. Moto-Guzzi V7 Special

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This is another offering from Moto-Guzzi’s V7 line. The V7 Special or Cafe Classic really stays true to the cafe racer spirit of the 60′s and 70′s. A slightly higher price point than the Stone the Special has a Twin V engine which comes in at 750cc’s. This a bike for anyone still enamored with the 70′s Moto-Guzzi V7 Sport and the cafe racer aesthetic.

Fake science has shown that people consume beer and blogs in the same quantities. It only makes sense to then make an inforgraphic lengthily titled, “If you blog were a beer, which kind would it be?” Apparently the average American has 4.2 drinks and reads 4.1 blogs every week. That means you are all lazy bums. I’m at at least a dozen drinks and 251 blog subscriptions. Then again you should only be drinking Guyism IPA anyway.

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The Mavs appear to be the frontrunners for Dwight Howard’s services. The Raising Cane’s restaurant in Dallas is doing their part to make sure Dwight comes to the Big D. They’re offering him free chicken fingers for life if he signs.

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Chicken fingers are delicious. Not as delicious as fried chicken or chicken wings but a close second.

Also I’m fat.

On Monday, Raising Cane’s will kick off a campaign inviting Mavericks fans to help persuade Howard to sign with Dallas. The company has leased six electronic billboards to help publicize its cooked-up offer to Howard.

Raising Cane’s marketing manager Adam Reed says that if Howard signs with the Mavericks, “he will be welcome to come by any of our (20) local restaurants to enjoy seriously delicious chicken fingers at any time, on us, for the rest of his life.”

The greatest five-word combo in the English language is “FREE ALL YOU CAN EAT.” By law, you are required to take it if offered. Congrats Dallas, you got your man.

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Boobs have always commanded a major role in history, and even the pop culture that surrounds us today is nothing more than a glorified mammary gland showcase. What follows are 40 of the most important boobs of our generation.

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So we can all agree that Marilyn Manson is a little bit creepy looking, right? Therefore he surely hasn’t nailed many famous hot chicks, right? Wrong. He’s allegedly dated quite a few of them. How many, you ask? Read on to find out.

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Jenna Jameson (1997)

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Jameson and Manson definitely hooked up because she wrote about it her book How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale. He also bragged about it in public.

Hookup score: 9.5
As he should have. This was Jenna in the prime of her career.

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Rose McGowan (1997-2001)

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McGowan and Manson dated for almost four years and were engaged at the end, but never got married.

Hookup score: 9.0
Too bad, I’d have loved to see them raise kids together.

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Dita Von Teese (2001-2007)

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Another long-term relationship for Marilyn as he and Von Teese eventually got married in 2005. In 2007 they were divorced because as she put it, she “wasn’t supportive of his partying or his relationship with another girl.”

Hookup score: 9.0
Go figure.

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Evan Rachel Wood (2007-2010)

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It was widely reported that this previously mentioned “other girl” was Evan Rachel Wood, who Manson dated off and on for around three years, becoming engaged at one point before breaking up for good.

Hookup score: 9.0
Who knew Marilyn Manson was such a one-woman guy? Sort of.

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Stoya (2009)

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Stoya, for those unfamiliar, is a pornographic actress. She and Marilyn dated for awhile but broke up because of his touring schedule.

Hookup score: 8.5
And they seemed like the perfect couple.

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CariDee English (2010)

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Manson and English met when helped helped her record several songs for her album and reportedly dated and/or didn’t date depending on which gossip site you subscribe to.

Hookup score: 8.5
She said she loved “how different he is.”

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Esme Bianco (2010-2011)

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Esme Bianco is an English burlesque/cabaret performer, so she fits his profile, but there is almost nothing detail-wise to report here.

Hookup score: 9.0
She’s smoking hot and has been topless on film!

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Peaches Geldof (2011)

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I don’t know about this one. They’re definitely friends as she has tweeted pics of them together, but reports say they dated.

Hookup score: 8.0
Half point deduction because I am leaning towards them having never dated.

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Lana Del Rey (2012)

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It was reported that Manson and Del Ray were dating when they were spotted together at an awards show and then again later sneaking into an elevator at a hotel. Again, this one is quite dubious.

Hookup score: 8.5
Hey, stranger things have happened, right?

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Final Tally

Marilyn Manson’s Hookup Score: 78.5 points

Out of the 60 ladies men we have chronicled thus far Marilyn Manson comes in tied for 20th. Bet you didn’t see that coming.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Tommy Lee – 111

5. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs – 110

6. Stephen Dorff – 109.5

7. Jamie Foxx – 108.5

8. Jared Leto – 108
9. Vin Diesel – 100.5

10. Seth MacFarlane – 98

11. Tiger Woods – 93.5

12. George Clooney – 93
13t. Benicio Del Toro – 91

14t. Josh Hartnett – 91
15. Chris Evans – 83.5
16t. Justin Timberlake – 82
16t. Ryan Phillippe – 82

18. Orlando Bloom – 81
19. Derek Jeter – 80
20t. David Duchovny – 78.5
20t. Marilyn Manson – 78.5

22. Owen Wilson – 77.5

23. Joe Jonas – 77
24. Ryan Reynolds – 75
25. Ashton Kutcher – 73
26. Jeremy Piven – 72.5

27. Ryan Gosling – 72
28t. Kanye West – 71
28t. Brad Pitt – 71
28t. Jude Law – 71
31t. Colin Farrell – 70
31t. Adam Levine – 70
33. Sean Penn – 69
34t. Taylor Lautner – 67

34t. Johnny Depp – 67
36. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
37. Andy Roddick – 64.5

38t. Tom Brady – 64
38t. Mark Sanchez – 64
40t. Zac Efron – 63

40t. Adrien Brody – 63

40t. Adam Brody – 63

40t. Kevin Connolly – 63
44. Chris Pine – 62.5

45t. Michael Phelps – 62

45t. Adam Duritz – 62
47t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
47t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
47t. Gerard Butler – 62
50. Criss Angel – 61
51. John Mayer – 60
52. Bradley Cooper – 57
53. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
54t. James Franco – 53

54t. Alex Rodriguez – 53
56. Will Smith – 52

57. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
58. Edward Norton – 51
59. Paul Walker – 48.5

60. Matthew Morrison – 47

Is it that easy if you’re trying to get it in with an older woman? If we’re to believe the allegations lobbed against Stacey DeLong, yes. Yes it is.

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Marion County, Fla. police say that DeLong, 37, was taken into custody after they received a tip that she’d had unlawful sex with a minor.

DeLong was brought in for questioning shortly thereafter.

Detectives claim that DeLong admitted she had sex with the 16-year-old boy on June 23, 2013 because he “expressed interest in her.”

The age of consent in Florida is 18-years-old. Sadly, it doesn’t provide exceptions when underaged people express interest.

I’m not saying that Stacey DeLong is a looker or anything but that’s really all it took for this kid to get in her probably oversized bloomers? Why did no one ever tell me that? If I had known I should take all of my dating tips from construction workers, my life would have been in a much simpler place.

Why get a real bird when you get a battery-operated bird that does bird things and isn’t real? Good question. Perfect Polly has the answer.

The idea of playing with a fake bird as though it were the real thing might be the most depressing infomercial I’ve ever seen. Why are those grown ass adults buying this? A little kid with some weird bird fixation, sure. But the elderly? You survived World War II and now you’re rubbing the back of the head of a toy while it shouts chirps at you? Greatest generation my ass.

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Yao Ming’s sole purpose on this earth is to make people look tiny. Observe, if you will, 6’4″ Ricky Rubio in this pic. Dude looks like an oompa loompa. Here’s 11 more pics of Yao Ming making folks look diminutive.

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In this week’s round up of the best YouTube comments we take a look at some poorly timed jokes, sexy workouts, weird animals, and more! With over 24 hours of video uploaded every 24 seconds to YouTube there is more hilarious commentary and YouTube reviews available than any one person could process in a hundred lifetimes. And because we here at Guyism know you don’t have the time to sift through all the hilarious YouTube comments below every single video uploaded, we’ll do it for you. Now, it’s very important to go into this without pre-conceived notions on what you might find. YouTube commenters have over time seemed to establish themselves as the preeminent improv commenters of the Internet, so heed my warning and be prepared for anything and everything. Rest assured though, if you choose to see how deep the Rabbit Hole goes you’ll be handsomely rewarded with the knowledge that below the cute video of cats playing with yarn lurks some of the edgiest humor on the Internet.

If you enjoyed this and want more amazing content be sure to go like us on Facebook for en endless stream of hilarity!

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If you grew up in the 1970′s or 1980′s you probably did some really dumb things. But don’t feel bad, all the kids in those decades did them.

We’ve said in the past that Nina Agdal in a bikini is pure advertising gold. Here’s more proof of that. Now I had never heard of leMar Swimwear before today, but as you can see from this smoking hot video of Nina Agdal (and from their hot Web site) they’re quite the company. The video really couldn’t be much better, but then again, hiring Nina Agdal to model your swimwear was the number one smart thing they made for this ad campaign. Maybe they read it when I said Nina Agdal in a bikini is pure advertising gold and made their move. Eh, probably not, but I am going to pretend they did anyway.

See where Nina Agdal ranked on Sports Illustrated’s list of the 50 greatest swimsuit models.

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Sometimes you just have to give the internet what it wants. Currently it wants Rachel McAdams and Noomi Rapace to kiss in the trailer for Passion, so that’s exactly what happened. Power to the people? The first trailers for Passion started almost a year ago but it has developed very little hype from the festival circuit outside of Brian De Palma fans. That probably explains why the US trailer goes right for the jugular.

Passion is available on demand August 1st and in select theaters August 30th. Official synopsis, as if you care:

Brian De Palma (The Black Dahlia, The Untouchables, Scarface) returns to the sleek, sly, seductive territory of “Dressed To Kill” with an erotic corporate thriller fueled by sex, ambition, image, envy and the dark, murderous side of PASSION. The film stars Rachel McAdams (Midnight In Paris, Sherlock Holmes, Mean Girls) and Noomi Rapace (Prometheus, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo) as two rising female executives in a multinational corporation whose fierce competition to rise up the ranks is about to turn literally cut-throat.

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Yea, so, I watch American Ninja Warrior. Sue me. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.

American Ninja Warrior @ 8pm, NBC: Because it’s the summer and it’s actually not a bad show.

The Goodwin Games @ 8:30pm, FOX: Will we see a second season of Goodwin Games? More importantly, will we see Becki Newton again?

Under the Dome @ 10pm, CBS: Under the Dome’s first episode was under the radar (thank you, I’ll be here all week).

Chelsea Lately @ 11pm, E!: Denise Richards is tonight and she’s always good for a wild Charlie Sheen story (is there any other kind of Charlie Sheen story).

What would you do if you opened your Taco Bell bags to find $3,600 in cash? I’d probably convince myself I could keep it so long as I eventually spent it all at the same Taco Bell. That way at least if I died of a guilty conscience it would be in the next few months.

I have a few unanswered questions though. Why was there money in Taco Bell bags in the first place? Who put it there? I can’t imagine Taco Bell policy is to put the bank deposits in to-go bags. Was the employee about to steal it and accidentally handed over the wrong bags? Was this a clever plot by the take-out worker and the three customers just didn’t get the memo that they would be given a cut if they got the cash out of the store for her? In any case, I’ll be in that area later this summer so I’ll stop in and see if they’re still doing the free cash giveaway.

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In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, funny furry creatures, sexy ladies, and more! Aggregating content from the web’s hottest sources: Facebook, Tumblr, Imgur (often via Reddit), amongst others, we’re able to save you those precious man hours that can be used for things like grilling red meat, or wondering who the hell that sexy girl was in that commercial you just saw. If you come across any photos you think should be included in this daily feature then head on over HERE and post them to our Facebook wall, and I’ll be sure to include them (provided they don’t suck, and you actually understand what funny is).

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Bleacher Report

Some records are so off the charts, so insanely out of reach that even with the planets aligned and Lady Luck sashaying through the stadium, the figures still perch confidently in superlative positions.

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As we do every month, we take time today to review our readers’ favorite women for the most recently completed month of the calendar. And as is always the case we have one lovely lady for each day of the month.

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30 Julie Bowen

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29 AJ Cook

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28 Miley Cyrus

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27 Tawny Jordan

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26 Helen Flanagan

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25 Nina Agdal

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24 Melanie Iglesias

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23 Angela Martini

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22 Elena Romanova

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21 Lily Aldridge

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20 Selena Gomez

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19 Christen Dye

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18 Chrissy Teigen

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17 Eva Longoria

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16 Victoria Justice

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15 Candice Swanepoel

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14 Cintia Dicker

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13 Catalina Otalvaro

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12 Wendy Fiore

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11 Kristen Nicole

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10 Carissa Rosario

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9 Leanna Decker

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8 Lily Collins

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7 Jaclyn Swedberg

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6 Emma Watson

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5 Kate Upton

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4 Careen Truter

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3 Devin Brugman

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2 Genesis Rodriguez

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1 Kelly Brook

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Two cars humping in the middle of the road led to a car accident. Thankfully, a Russian dashcam was there to film it all.

First of all, it’s hilarious that the accident happened because the cow was trying to get away from the moves of her aggressive suitor. Secondly, I love the casual way the cow just gets up and walks away after what seemed like two traumatic incidents occurring at the same time. Perfect Russian dashcam video.

Something tells me Sergei there pounded a bottle or three of Georgi as soon as he got back home.

Help us celebrate Canada Day by voting for the hottest Canadian in GIF. Who’s your favorite?

Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.

15 Emmanuelle Chriqui

14 Paulina Gretzky

13 Nina Dobrev

12 Stana Katic

11 Elisha Cuthbert

10 Jessica Lowndes

9 Misa Campo

8 Pam Anderson

7 Evangeline Lilly

6 Laura Vandervoort

5 Trish Stratus

4 Anna Paquin

3 Emily VanCamp

2 Kim Cloutier

1 Jessica Pare

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A few years ago we ranked the 25 sexiest countries in the world. Since then we’re discovered hundreds more beautiful women from around the globe. Time to update the list!

Mind you, this list isn’t based on the average woman walking down the street. It’s based on models, actresses, athletes, you know, the famous people. As you look through this list just keep two things in mind: (1) you will disagree with the list, and (2) there are over 1,000 sexy women listed here (we added over 500 since last time) so don’t whine too loudly when you do. (Also, if you print out the pics on each page and cut them out, you’ve got a HOT BABES OF THE WORLD TRADING CARD set!!)

Enjoy!

(NOTE: PREVIOUS RANK FOR EACH COUNTRY IN PARENTHESIS)

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25 Denmark (25)

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Let’s face facts here. Nina Agdal is all the reason we need to put Denmark on this list. But when you throw in models like Louise Pederson, May Anderson, Helena Christensen, Dioni Tabbers and others, Denmark becomes a lock.

Other sexy Danish women of note: Anine Bing, Anna Trosko, Cecile Thomsen, Celina Hilslev, Ditte Campion, Emily Sears, Malene Espensen (above), Mia Rosing, Pia Muehlenbeck, Sharin Foo

24 Portugual (21)

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The recent addition of Sara Sampaio to the Victoria’s Secret stable keeps Portugal on the list. Not that a country boasting women like Dania Neto, Claudia Borges and Bastet Xutos needed any help. Unfortunately, of the Portuguese women we discovered the past few years, Sara Sampaio was the only woman with major international bonafides to really catch our eye.

Other sexy Portuguese women of note: Ana Free, Catarina Jardim, Claudia Borges (above), Claudia Vieira, Diana Pereira, Helena Costa, Iva Domingues, Joana Duarte, Liliana Campos, Liliana Queiroz (above), Luciana Abreu, Lucia Garcia, Mafalda Teixeira, Nadia Lopes, Rita Andrade, Sara Hilario, Sara Santos

23 Romania (23)

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The sexiest addition to this list of Romanian women has got to be one Madalina Ghenea, ex-girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio (thank you for the introduction, Leo). Of course, we were already fascinated with Alina Vacariu and Alina Puscau, but Catrinel Menghia’s Fiat commercials and her continued dominance of everything sexy keeps Romania firmly in the top 25.

Other sexy Romanian women of note: Andreea Mantea, Antonia Iacobescu, Cristina Dochianu, Diana Dumitrescu, Elena Gheorghe, Gina Pistol, Laura Cosoi, Monica Barladeanu, Monica Dascalu, Oana Zavoranu, Otilia Aionesei, Roxana Tanase, Valentina Pelinel

22 Ukraine (17)

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Over the past few years the Ukraine hasn’t been the dominant sexy force it once was. (“The Ukraine not weak.”) Sure, we still love Karina Smirnoff (especially in Playboy), and sure Mila Kunis is still Mila Kunis, but we haven’t seen much new blood come out of the Ukraine recently.

Other sexy Romanian women of note: Ani Lorak, Anna Sedokova, Anna Zakusylo, Dasha Astafieva (above), Katie Fey (above), Milla Jovovich (above), Larysa Poznyak, Lilya Kulik, Luba Shumeyko, Natalia Chabanenko, Natasha Yarovenko, Olga Kurylenko, Olga Maliouk, Ruslana, Tatyana Vorzheva

21 Venezuela (24)

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Venezuela moves up a few notches based on our discovery of several women: Monica Spear, Gaby Espino, Sonia Vera, the Avellan sisters – Electra and Elise, and the continued presence of women like Dayana Mendoza, Michelle Lewin, Claudia La Gatta, and Aida Yespica, among others.

Other sexy Venezuelan women of note: Anabell Rivero, Carolina Marconi, Catherine Fulop, Christina Dieckmann, Claudia Suarez, Daniella Navarro, Gabriela Paez, Jessika Grau, Lidymar Escalona, Myriam Abreu, Norelys Rodriguez (above), Norkys Batista, Patricia Fuenmeyor, Patricia Velasquez, Stefania Fernandez

20 Czech Republic (14)

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Where to begin? Denise Milani is a good place to start. Also at the top of the Czech batting order would have to be Daniela Pestova, Karolina Kurkova, Petra Cubonova, and Petra Nemcova. And we haven’t even mentioned Eva Herzigova, Hana Soukupova, and Veronika Varekova yet. That’s quite a Murderer’s Row of successful models, isn’t it? Unfortunately we already knew about all of them several years ago as well. Where’s the next generation of supermodels?

Other sexy Czech women of note: Alena Seredova, Denisa Dvorakova, Helena Houdova, Jana Cova, Jitka Novackova, Paulina Porizkova, Pavlina Nemcova, Tereza Maxova, Linda Vojtova, Tat’ana Kucharova, Veronika Fasterova

19 India (16)

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India is back with another strong showing lead by newcomer to this list Priyanka Chopra. Bipasha Basu, Mallika Sherawat, Freida Pinto, Padma Lakshmi and Aishwarya Rai continue to shine, but we have hardly seen Aishwarya since the last time we made this list. We have added several new names, but none of them quite have her star power yet. Maybe next time India will move up the rankings.

Other sexy Indian women of note: Chitrangada Singh, Deepika Padukone, Katrina Kaif, Koena Mitra, Lisa Haydon, Malaika Arora Khan, Minissha Lamba, Monikangana Dutta, Nargis Fakhri, Neha Dhupia, Riya Sen, Shilpa Shetty, Shruti Haasan, Shazahn Padamsee, Sonam Kapoor, Vidya Balan, Ujjwala Raut

18 France (22)

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Berenice Marlohe, Clemence Poesy, Nabilla Benattia, Camille Rowe, Filippa Hamilton, Eva Green…all new names to this list forcing us to move France up a few notches. Add in mainstays Emmanuelle Beart, Constance Jablonski, Marion Cotillard, Noemie Lenoir, and Laetitia Casta and you’ve got yourself one sexy little country there.

Other sexy French women of note: Alyson Le Borges, Angelique Boyer, Aurelie Claudel, Clara Morgane, Heloise Guerin, Jennifer Lamiraqui, Laura Tanguy, Louise Bourgoin, Ludivine Sagnier, Marie Ange Casta, Marie de Villepin, Morgane Dubled, Melissa Theuriau, Sophie Marceau, Virginie Ledoyen, Vanessa Paradis

17 Germany (20)

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In the past few years we have discovered several sexy German women including Lena Gercke, Janine Habeck, Romina Becks, and Toni Garrn. (Leo also discovered Toni – he’s quite the resource.) Add them – and others below – an already impressive list which includes Collien Fernandes, Hana Nitsche, Heidi Klum, Diane Kruger, and Claudia Schiffer and it’s easy to see why their ranking improved.

Other sexy German women of note: Alexandra Kamp, Anne Julia Hagen, Barbara Meier, Elisabeth Rohm, Eva Habermann, Eva Padberg (above), Franziska Knuppe (above), Jeanette Biedermann, Jessica Boehrs, Julia Stegner, Mandy Capristo, Natalia Avelon, Nina Eichinger, Nora Tschirner, Sarah Brandner, Sarah Connor, Sophia Thomalla, Verona Pooth, Veronica Hugo

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We haven’t seen many new additions to this list from The Hellenic Republic lately. Georgia Salpa is one fine exception, of course. Still, when your country has only 11 million people and you can produce gorgeous women like Julia Alexandratou, Olga Farmaki, Sasha Basta, Christina Stefanidi, Ria Antoniou, and Eva Laskari, it’s very impressive.

Other sexy Greek women of note: Artemis Alexandratou, Axia Andreadaki, Christina Koletsa, Christina Moustaka, Despina Vandi, Diana Ygropoulou, Eirini Karra, Evangelia Aravani, Evelina Papantoniou, Gina Athans, Helena Paparizou, Iliana Papageorgiou, Ioanna Ntenti, Katerina Papoutsaki, Katerina Stikoudi, Katia Zygouli, Mara Darmousli, Maria Louiza Vourou, Marietta Chrousala, Natali Thanou, Paulina Kostagiou, Patricia Millik-Peristeri, Sofia Georgiou, Stella Dimetriou, Valentini Daskaloudi

15 Netherlands (13)

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The Netherlands pretty much holds serve with their ranking based on the continued presence of Marloes Horst, Doutzen Kroes, and Lara Stone, and the additions of Daphne Groeneveld, Kim Noorda, Valerie Van Der Graaf, and Bette Franke, among others. Having three supermodels at the top of their order makes for a strong lineup.

Other sexy Dutch women of note: Cato Van Ee, Christa Meuleman, Daniella van Graas, Dewi Driegen, Esha Janssen, Famke Janssen, Frederique van der Wal, Jill de Jong, Karen Mulder, Kim Feenstra, Kim Kotter, Lonneke Engel (above), Patricia van der Vliet, Saskia de Brauw, Suzanne De Jong, Sylvia Geersen, Sylvie van der Vaart, Tatjana Simic, Yfke Sturm

14 Sweden (18)

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Any country that was once home to the famous “Swedish Bikini Team” is going to have some sexy women. And with ladies like Ida Ljungqvist, Mini Anden, Petra Silander, Elsa Hosk, Frida Gustavsson, and Johanna Lundback, the legacy of their bikini team is in good hands for years to come.

Other sexy Swedish women of note: Andrea Myrander, Caroline Winberg, Dani Karlson, Elin Grindemyr, Elin Lanto, Elin Nordegren, Elita Lofblad, Helena Mattsson, Katarina Wigander, Klara Wester, Liza Berggren, Natacha Peyre, Oksana Andersson, Princess Madeleine, Victoria Silvstedt (above)

13 Poland (19)

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Poland makes a big jump in ranking based on the recent succession of sexy, famous women to come to our attention like Natalia Siwiec and Monika Pietrasinska, combined with their holdovers including Joanna Krupa, Magdalena Frackowiak, Klaudia El Dursi, Ewelina Olczak, and Anja Rubik. If there’s one thing the Polish do right, it’s produce sexy lingerie models as evidenced by those aforementioned names.

Other sexy Polish women of note: Anna Jagodzinska, Angela Turkusowa, Angelika Jakubowska, Dorothy Gardias, Inez Lajblich, Izabella Miko, Kasia Smutniak, Kasia Struss, Laura Drzewicka, Magdalena Oliwa, Magdalena Wrobel, Marta Krupa, Patrycja Farbis, Patrycja Mikula, Sandra Brec, Sylwia Wojciech

12 Italy (12)

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Is Italy slipping? Based on the number of new additions to this list one would have to say, “a little bit.” Still, when you boast women like Elisabetta Gregoraci, Bianca Balti, Ilary Blasi, Melissa Satta, Giorgia Palmas, Monica Bellucci, and Asia Argento, among others, you’d have to say that they’re still doing something right. And they are.

Other sexy Italian women of note: Alessia Marcuzzi, Anna Falchi, Caterina Murino, Cristina Chiabotto, Elena Santarelli, Elisa Sednaoui, Elisabetta Canalis, Federica Fontana (above), Federica Pellegrini, Federica Ridolfi, Francesca Chillemi, Giovanna Mezzogiorno, Lucilla Agosti, Manuela Arcuri, Maria Grazia Cucinotta, Martina Stella, Sara Tommasi

11 South Africa (15)

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South Africa has simply been on fire the past few years. New women we’ve discovered include Nicole Meyer, Lauren Mellor, Dominique Piek, Natasha Barnard, Careen Truter, Shane van der Westhuizen, and Elbe van der Merwe. Throw in Candice Swanepoel, Jenna Pietersen, Candice Boucher, Genevieve Morton, and oh yeah, Charlize Theron and you could make an easy argument South Africa is top 10 material.

Other sexy South African women of note: Georgina Grenville, Joelle Kayembe, Kerry McGregor, Landi Swanepoel, Lee-Ann Liebenberg, Lieschen Botes, Liza Botha, Lyndall Jarvis (above), Karlien Seegers, Tammin Sursok, Tanit Phoenix, Terry Pheto, Tracy McGregor

10 Russia (7)

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Russia still holds a sport in the top 10 despite a startling lack of big name new faces over the past couple of years. (Though imagine if the Soviet Union were still in tact how long this list could be.) Still, the names left over from last time are nothing to sneeze at with Anne Vyalitsyna, Irina Shayk, Laura Blokhina, Natasha Poly, Natalia Vodianova, Daria Konovalova, and Yulia Snigir still killing it on a regular basis. Too bad we haven’t seen more of Anna Kournikova though.

Other sexy Russian women of note: Albina Dzhanabaeva, Alsou, Anna Semenovich, Anna Selezneva, Anya Monzikova, Inna Popenko, Irena Ponaroshku, Irina Nikolaeva, Irina Voronina, Iryna Rozhik, Katia Ivanova, Liza Boyarskaya, Maria Berseneva, Maria Kirilenko, Maria Sharapova, Marina Orlova, Masha Novoselova, Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, Natasha Alam, Olga Kobozina, Oksana Akinshina, Sasha Pivovarova, Svetlana Milinzova, Tatyana Andriyash, Tatiana Kovylina, Tatyana Kotova, Valentina Zelyaeva, Victoria Lopyreva, Vlada Roslyakova, Zhanna Friske

9 Argentina (9)

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Considering it is second largest country in South America one would expect that there are a lot of sexy, famous women who come from there. One would be right. How does Luisana Lopilato, Belen Rodriguez, Carolina Ardohain, Yamila Diaz, Yesica Toscanini, Rocio Guirao Diaz, and Jesica Cirio sound? Sounds like a party to us.

Other sexy Argentinian women of note: Araceli Gonzalez, Belen Francese, Brenda Gandini, Carolina Baldini, Claudia Ciardone, Daniela Urzi, Dorismar, Florencia Salvioni, Ines Rivero, Karina Jelinek, Liz Solari (above), Lola Ponce, Luciana Salazar, Luli Fernandez, Maki Soler, Marcela Kloosterboer, Nicole Neumann, Pamela David, Romina Belluscio, Sofia Zamolo, Ursula Vagues, Valeria Mazza, Victoria Vanucci, Zaira Nara

8 Canada (11)

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Canada moves up the list based on a massive influx of gorgeous actresses, as well as a few models, into our collective conscience. Paulina Gretzky, Julia Voth, Zoe Duchesne, A.J. Cook, Jessica Pare, Misa Campo, Kate Bock, Emily VanCamp, Danielle Knudson, and Michea Crawford all jumped onto our radar in the last couple of years. Add them to mix of Kim Cloutier, Andi Muise, Malin Akerman, Rachel McAdams, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Elisha Cuthbert, Nina Dobrev, Trish Stratus, and many others and you see that Canada is good at more than just hockey.

Other sexy Canadian women of note: Alaina Huffman, Anna Paquin, Ashley Diana Morris, Avril Lavigne, Cobie Smulders, Coco Rocha, Daria Werbowy, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Erica Durance, Estella Warren, Evangeline Lilly, Grace Park, Heather Marks, Jayde Nicole, Jessica Lowndes, Jessica Lucas, Jessica Stam (above), Kathleen Robertson, Kristin Kreuk, Laura Vandervoort, Linda Evangelista, Maryse Ouellet, Melyssa Ford, Missy Peregrym, Pamela Anderson, Sarah Carter, Serinda Swan, Shalom Harlow, Stana Katic, Sunny Leone, Tricia Helfer

7 Colombia (10)

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Sofia Vergara and Shakira may be the best known Colombian women in the world, and she certainly helps their ranking, but lingerie models like Sandra Valencia, Melissa Giraldo, Catalina Otalvaro, Carla Ossa, Natalia Velez, and Lina Posada really are what made Colombia move up in the rankings. They produce sexy models like they produce their coffee: very, very well.

Other sexy Colombian women of note: Adriana Arboleda, Ana Sofia Henao, Andrea Serna, Angie Cepeda, Camila Davalos, Carolina Guerra, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Daniela Tamayo, Danna Garcia, Jessica Cediel, Karen Bray, Lucia Tovar, Manuela Arbelaez, Maria Fernanda Yepez, Mariana Davalos, Natalia Paris, Paula Garces, Sara Corrales, Sara Jaramillo, Taliana Vargas, Vanessa Mendoza, Zulay Henao

6 England (4)

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For a country roughly the size of Louisiana England produces a plethora of gorgeous women. And the best part is the with their many lad magazines a whole bunch of them are willing to pose with little to no clothing on. For example: Kelly Brook, Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Jessica-Jane Clement, Danielle Lloyd, Rhian Sugden. But they don’t stop there, they also produce a large number of famous fashion models including Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Daisy Lowe, Cara Delevingne, Natalie Suliman, Suki Waterhouse, and Georgia May Jagger. And don’t forget the actresses: Emma Watson, Emily Blunt, Lily Collins, Keira Knightley, Rachel Weisz, Emilia Clarke, and Kate Beckinsale to just name a few. And we haven’t even touched on the singers yet.

Other sexy English women of note: Abigail Clancy, Alice Eve, Alice Goodwin, Amy Jackson, April Summers, Billie Piper, Charlie Webster, Charlotte Jackson, Cheryl Cole, Danica Thrall, Danni Wells, Emma Glover, Gemma Arterton, Gemma Atkinson, Gemma Merna, Elizabeth Hurley, Elle Liberachi, Emma B, Emma Frain, Francoise Boufhal, Hayley Atwell, Helen Flanagan, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, Jade Ewen, Jennifer Metcalfe, Jess Davies, Jessica Clark, Jorgie Porter, Jourdan Dunn, Kara Tointon, Kaya Scodelario, Kayleigh Pearson, Kitty Lea, Lauren Pope, Layla Kayleigh, Lily Donaldson, Lucy Mecklenburgh, Keeley Hazell, Lena Headey, Louise Thompson, Madison Welch, Melissa Clarke, Michelle Keegan, Naomi Campbell, Rachael Cordingley, Rachel Stevens, Rebecca Hall, Rhona Mitra, Rosamund Pike, Rosie Roff, Roxanne Pallett, Sammy Braddy, Sarah Harding, Sienna Miller, Sophie Howard, Sophie Reade, Suzanne Shaw, Talulah Riley, Tamara Ecclestone, Vanessa Perroncel, Victoria Moore, Vikki Blows

5 Spain (6)

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Anyone that is even slightly familiar with Spanish television knows just how many sexy women Spain has. Women like Sara Carbonero, Paula Echevarria, Paz Vega, Penelope and Monica Cruz dot the airwaves over there. And anyone who likes sexy models knows that there are just as many of them as there are sexy actresses including Diana Morales, Helen Lindes, Estefania Luyk, Edurne Garcia, and Ariadne Artiles.

Other sexy Spanish women of note: Adriana Abenia, Almudena Cid Tostado, Almudena Fernandez, Amaia Salamanca, Ana Fernandez, Anna Simon, Berta Collado Rivera, Blanca Suarez, Carolina Cerezuela, Circe De La Rosa, Clara Alonso, Cristina Brondo, Dafne Fernandez, Elena Anaya, Elena Furiase, Elsa Pataky (above), Eve Marie Gonzalez-Fernandez, Eugenia Silva, Gaby Bo, Inma Cuesta, Kira Miro, Lucia Lapiedra, Mamen Mendizabal, Manuela Velasco, Mar Saura, Marta Torne, Melanie Olivares, Michelle Jenner, Mirella Mendoza, Natalia Gallego, Nereida Gallardo, Nidyan Fabregat, Noelia Lopez, Patricia Conde, Paula Prendes, Pilar Rubio, Rebecca Linares, Sheila Marquez, Ursula Corbero, Vanessa Romero, Veronica Sanchez, Veruzhka Ramirez

4 Mexico (5)

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If there is any country that can rival Spain for the number of sexy women on TV it’s Mexico. And anyone with a passing interest in men’s magazines out of Mexico knows that many of them (as well as dozens of sexy models) are more than willing to pose for sexy photographs. Women like Maite Perroni, Barbara Mori, Vanessa Huppenkothen, and Ninel Conde are just the tip of the iceberg. Several of these actresses have made their way into the U.S. and blown us away right here in the States including Elsa Benitez, Ines Sainz, Ana de la Reguera, Paulina Rubio, and Salma Hayek, just to name a few. They also have a recent Miss Universe in Ximena Navarrete. Excuse us for a second while we make a run for the border.

Other sexy Mexican women of note: Adriana Fonseca, Aleida Nunez, Alessandra Rosaldo, Altair Jarabo, Ana Claudia Talanco, Ana Patricia Gonzalez, Ana Serradilla, Anahi, Anahi Portillo, Anette Michel, Aracely Arambula, Arleth Teran, Aurora Robles, Blanca Soto, Camila Sodi, Claudia Lizaldi, Claudia Salinas, Cynthia Urias, Daniela de Jesus Cosio, Dulce Maria, Eiza Gonzalez, Elizabeth Gutierrez, Fabiola Campomanes, Fernanda Castillo, Gaby Ramirez, Galilea Montijo, Ines Gomez Mont, Ivonne Montero, Jacqueline Bracamontes, Julieta Grajales, Karla Diaz, Karyme Lozano, Laura Elizondo, Lili Brillanti, Liliana Domínguez, Luz Elena Gonzalez, Mariana Bayon, Mariana Ochoa, Marisol Gonzalez, Marlene Favela, Martha Higareda, Mayra Suarez, Mayrin Villanueva, Montserrat Oliver, Natalia Jimenez, Patricia Navidad, Paulina Flores, Sugey Abrego, Thalia, Vanessa Arias, Vanessa Villela, Yadhira Carrillo

3 Australia (3)

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Miranda Kerr alone gives Australia a jump on many countries, but when you mix in ladies like the legendary Elle Macpherson, former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins, supermodels like Jessica Hart and Abbey Lee Kershaw, lad mag faves such as Emily Scott, Tina Wallman, and Rachael Neiberding, and then toss in some top-of-the-line swimsuit models like Jessica Gomes, Lara Bingle, Shanina Shaik, and Elyse Taylor, you’ve got yourself one hell of a list. And we left out a whole bunch of other ladies who are just as amazing including all of the actresses, singers, and athletes. Check it out below.

Other sexy Australian women of note: Abbie Cornish, Anna Torv, Annette Melton, Ashley Cheadle, Candace Rae, Catherine McNeil, Clare Werbeloff, Danni Minogue, Delta Goodrem, Ellie Gonsalves, Emilie de Ravin, Erin McNaught, Gabriella Cilmi, Gemma Lee Farrell, Gemma Ward, Havana Brown, Holly Valance, Imogen Bailey, Isabel Lucas, Isla Fisher, Jesinta Campbell, Jessica Bratich, Kellie Crawford, Krystal Forscutt, Kylie Minogue, Laura Dundovic, Lyndsey Rodrigues, Megan Gale, Michelle Jenneke, Natalie Bassingthwaighte, Nicole Kidman, Nicole Trunfio, Nicky Whelan, Nikki Visser, Pania Rose, Rachael Finch, Rachael Taylor, Rose Byrne, Sarah Stephens, Sarita Stella, Siobhan Parekh, Simone Starr, Sophie Monk, Sophie Turner, Yvonne Strahovski

2 United States (2)

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America: home of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Victoria’s Secret. The women who have posed for those two things alone would put the U.S. at the top if it weren’t for one country. Women like Damaris Lewis, Jessica White, Kate Upton, Alyssa Miller, Chrissy Teigen, Hilary Rhoda, Hannah Davis, Julie Henderson, Brooklyn Decker, and dozens of other American ladies have donned the suits for SI over the recent years. Models such as Marisa Miller, Lily Aldridge, Emily DiDonato, Lindsay Ellingson, Chanel Iman, and Erin Heatherton have posed for Victoria’s Secret. But it’s Hollywood that really gives that United States a big boost with actresses like Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lawrence, Alison Brie, Scarlett Johansson, Genesis Rodriguez, Megan Fox, Eva Mendes, and dozens of others that grace our small and big screens. If it just wasn’t for that one country…

Other sexy Australian women of note: Adrianne Curry, Ali Michael, Amanda Seyfried, Amber Heard, Anne Hathaway, Ariel Meredith, Ashley Benson, Ashley Greene, Blake Lively, Bree Conden, Cameron Richardson, Cameron Russell, Camilla Belle, Carla Gugino, Christina Hendricks, Christy Turlington, Dani Evans, Darla Baker, Dianna Agron, Emmy Rossum, Eva Longoria, Frankie Ryder, Hope Dworaczyk, Jaclyn Swedberg, Jaime King, Jamie Chung, Jarah Mariano, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Biel, Jessica Burciaga, Jessica Orr, Josie Maran, Julianne Hough, Katrina Bowden, Katy Perry, Kerry Washington, Kim Kardashian, Kristen Nicole, Kylie Bisutti, Leanna Decker, Leighton Meester, Lizzy Caplan, Maggi Caruthers, Martha Hunt, Melissa Baker, Melissa Bolona, Missy Rayder, Natalie Martinez, Natalie Pack, Nicole Scherzinger, Olivia Munn, Olivia Wilde, Paula Patton, Quiana Grant, Rachel Clark, Raquel Gibson, Raquel Pomplun, Rosario Dawson, Sara Jean Underwood (above), Sarah Shahi, Sasha Grey, Shannan Click, Tori Praver, Trish Goff, Vanessa Hudgens, Zoe Saldana

1 Brazil (1)

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I don’t want to hear one single argument here. NONE. Brazil simply produces lingerie and bikini models like they are coming off a conveyor belt. In the 10-plus years I have been doing this hardly a week goes by in which I don’t come across a new Brazilian bikini or lingerie model that I have never heard of before. I mean that literally. I don’t know what they are doing down there, but someone is doing some seriously awesome things with DNA ever since Maria Joao generated the most cancellations in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue history with her cover back in 1978 (you may have also heard of her daughter, a young lady named Jordana Brewster).

WOMEN OF NOTE: Adriana Bombom, Adriana Lima (above), Alessandra Ambrosio, Alice Braga, Aline Moraes, Aline Nakashima, Amanda Rosa, Ana Beatriz Barros, Ana Carolina Dias, Ana Claudia Michels, Ana Hickmann, Ana Paula Araujo, Analu Campos, Ashley Sky, Bia Feres, Branca Feres, Brenda Costa, Camila Alves, Camila Morais, Camila Pitanga, Caroline Francischini, Caroline Trentini, Cintia Dicker, Cinthia Moura, Cleo Pires, Daniela Cicarelli, Daniela Freitas, Daniella Sarahyba, Debora Nascimento, Deborah Secco, Elisandra Tomacheski (above), Ellen Rocche, Emanuela de Paula, Fabiana Mayer, Fabiana Semprebom, Fabiana Tambosi, Fernanda Lima, Fernanda Machado, Fernanda Motta, Flavia de Oliveira, Flavia Lucini, Gisele Bundchen, Gracie Carvalho, Grazielli Massafera, Ildi Silva, Isabela Soncini, Isabeli Fontana, Isis Valverde, Izabel Goulart, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Juliana Didone, Juliana Martins, Katarina Scola, Leticia Birkheuer, Lisalla Montenegro (above), Luciana Bertolini, Luciana Vendramini, Luisa Mell, Luiza Brunet, Luli Miller, Mariana Weickert, Michelle Alves, Milena Toscano, Miryan Martin, Morena Baccarin, Natalia Guimaraes, Nicole Bahls, Paola Oliveira, Raica Oliveira (above), Raquel Zimmermann, Rayanne Morais, Renata Kuerten, Simone Villas Boas, Tais Araujo

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