Scout the dog is mad at a toy helicopter. And now he knows that toy helicopters are not to be f’d with.
Poor Scout. Despite my love of toy helicopters, I was rooting for him to show that helicopter what’s up. Nope. Helicopter wins. Helicopter always wins. Didn’t you watch The A-Team, Scout? Could have saved you a lot of pain. (via Reddit)
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If you look real, real closely the pic is moving. Just keep staring, trust me.
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.
15 We’ve all been there
14 That’s one way to deal with tear gas
13 Tim Duncan rubs heads for good luck
12 Quite mesmerizing
11 Wait, where are you going?
10 Yep
9 Oh Florida
8 Downward doggy style or something
7 Rotten kid
6 Emma, you slut
5 As good as Pauly D
4 SWAG
3 Yea, that guy’s not creepy
2 You’ve been masturbating haven’t you?
1 Back surgery ASAP
GIF credit: Only LOL GIFs, SenorGIF
Russell Brand appeared on MSNBC’s Morning Joe to promote his new global comedy tour “Messiah Complex”. Unfortunately, the interviewers were wildly unprepared at best and douchey at worst so he had to completely shut them down.
How do you get the wrong name for a guy when your one job is to talk to that guy for 10 minutes? And how do you host the panel and not even look at the guest and refer to him in the third person for half the time? My god. This is honestly everything wrong with TV…there are so many hours to fill that people who have little to no experience — or just suck — are thrust into prime roles on cable networks and basically just embarrass themselves daily.
It took Russell Brand to show us that. I’m not sure how to feel there.
Meanwhile in Ukraine, players look out for themselves as friendly fire could strike at any moment. Take a look at this video in which one teammate jacks another with a vicious headbutt.
The player was sent off for conduct unbecoming a Ukrainian footballer. Sadly, he’s on loan from another squad so we won’t see round 2 of this friendly fire incident. That makes me sad.
It’s good that we’re getting another one of these movies. Keep Vin Diesel busy. With the surprising success of the last round of Fast & Furious movies, Vin Diesel now has some clout in Hollywood again. And, because he doesn’t forget his roots, he’s using it to make a third Riddick movie, this time with an R rating to really amp up the brutality. Universal just released new shots from the flick, which give us some peeks at the alien world that the film is set on, as well as some behind-the-scenes images. Riddick is set to land on September 6th.
Drifting your car is not as easy as Fast and Furious movies starring Li’l Bow Wow may have made it seem. This guy and his horrendous drift into failure are a perfect example.
That wasn’t even so much a drift as it was a straight left turn into crashing and almost killing yourself. Which, honestly, is probably the type of drift that this guy needs.
You may remember Kelly Brook from great films like Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and Piranha 3D. You may also remember her from those topless pics that appeared on the web yesterday. You will surely remember her after seeing this GIF anthology.
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25 Oh, you wanted to see in black and white?
24 Kelly Brook pimp walk GIF
23 Weird, I dance like that too
22 /and faints
21 Trolled by the photoshop
20 Nobody has ever snapped so sexily
19 Old man at the end checking out her ass
18 Ok, I guess I’ll be the guy who wipes the sand off
17 Kelly Brook = queen of walking into rooms
16 I would like to be that black object going into her mouth
15 Lucky piranha
14 Ok spin one more time
13 Massive cleavage GIF alert
12 Cameraman, you pervert!
11 Kelly Brook booty GIF is the most important GIF
10 Her shirt seems a little small
9 Sassy Kelly Brook
8 So that’s an awesome bathing suit
7 Dem hips don’t lie
6 Oh, SURPRISE!
5 Kelly Brook motorboat GIF
4 Box her box? And I’m out of bad jokes.
3 What’d you say?
2 Who is this lucky bastard?
1 Just keep the camera there
GIF credit: GIFs-Planet, IGN, Kelly Brook reddit
Justin Verlander’s brother, Ben, was drafted last week by the Detroit Tigers in the 14th round. Today big brother presented him with a Range Rover because RICH PEOPLE.
My congratulations from Justin!! WOW pic.twitter.com/6eVH5YNVI5
— Ben Verlander (@Verly32) June 18, 2013
This year, Justin will make a cool $20 million. The base price of a 2013 Range Rover is $82k. My math is a little shaky but that’s like me buying my wife a pack of gum for our anniversary. And not even like Orbit or Trident, more like a 5-piece pack of Juicy Fruit.
Nice gesture Justin but eh, a house would have been better.
John Oliver has been excellent filling in for John Stewart thus far, which is a testament to his likability and the excellent Daily Show writers. Last night they introduced a new segment titled, “Wait a second, we can just ignore her.” It was a bit about Sarah Palin and the latest drivel that has been spewing forth from what she purports is a brain. It’s a brilliantly obvious piece suggesting that if we don’t pay any attention to Sarah Palin, she’ll just go away. That puts her next to the Westboro Baptist Church in terms of people we’ve given up on stopping through rational discourse.
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Dr. Mark Waymack is leaving his job at prestigious Northwestern University after students repeatedly left used condoms on his lawn.
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Hot Dogs get a bad wrap. People love to quote facts about the amount of pig balls, percentage of insect, and number of bandaids allowable in the meat sticks. California’s proposed legal definition of “hot dog” could put a stop to that.
“Hot dog’ means a whole, cured, cooked sausage that is skinless or stuffed in a casing that may be known as a frankfurter, frank, furter, wiener, red hot, Vienna, bologna, garlic bologna or knockwurst and that may be served in a bun or roll.”
The actual purpose of this isn’t to restore Ball Park’s good name, but rather to protect food vendors who sling hot dogs on the street. They want more loose sanitations standards because the product is already fully cooked hence a lower risk. It makes sense to me. Then again, I used to eat cold hot dogs right out of the fridge because I was a weirdo.
The new legislation passed the through the House easier than a hot dog after food poisoning and now awaits a Senate vote.
via LA Times
Matt Harvey took a no-hitter into the 7th inning when Jason Heyward came up to bat. What followed was the stuff of Mets legend.
There are no words, just tears. Tears of unfathomable sadness and laughter.
If there’s one way to piss off parents across the US, it’s leaving a charge on a sports bar’s receipt that says “f-cking needy kids.”
Joseph Gibson went to his local St. Louis Friendly’s Sports Bar and Grill (not to be confused with ice cream/fatty food purveyor Friendly’s) with his children. On his way out, he received the following receipt:
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Gibson posted the image to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch’s Facebook page. When they saw the note, they reached out to the bar for an explanation.
“Normally, we don’t let anyone in who’s under 21,” the bar’s general manager, Denny Domachowski, told the paper. “But the guy said he was with his kid for Father’s Day and they were just leaving the (Missouri) Botanical Garden, so I said ‘Sure.’”
The bill was made as a joke for the waitstaff, Domachowski said, and was left on by accident since the waitress was in a hurry.
Naturally, that explanation isn’t enough for the hoards of Facebook commenters saying things like “When you deal with the public it includes children” and “Regardless if the kid is “needy” or not. I hope one day she has a child and experiences something similar!”
At least they didn’t charge for the kid’s beer, I hope.
(via Gawker)
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We have two OnTap Liquid Beer Enhancer reviews, and the findings involve phrases like “it tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher,” and “it tastes like something I want to pour down the sink.” That’s probably not the sort of endorsement that OnTap was hoping to get once people started trying their product.
Tyler Jones’ video was the original reason I thought to post this. As a brewer (Portsmith), he knows how good beer is supposed to taste. He’s also accustomed to full flavored beers. On the downside, he added it to and already delicious Portsmith Dirty Blonde and not a macro American lagar. He also has a vested interest in this product failing. It was never meant to compete with real craft beers, but it’s still competition for the cost conscious consumer.
Then you have Chow’s Supertaster. He does very well putting things in the proper prospective. When eating junk food like Twinkies or Doritos Locos Tacos, he doesn’t compare the quality and flavor against gourmet food. His competition is always among peers. He also used Keystone Light, which seems like the perfect test subject for OnTap Liquid Beer Enhancer. It still didn’t fare much better though.
I haven’t had either of these so I can’t inject my own opinion, but I’m probably not going to rush out and order them anytime soon though.
Yes, there are elementary school graduations and yes, they’re ridiculous. This fifth grader played along with the absurdity of the event by telling everyone how much he loves the Dodgers. The speech is tremendous. It’s up there with some of the great graduation speeches of our time.
Thank you young Casey for restoring our faith in little kid’s who go outside and don’t play XBOX all day.
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Are we crowning a champion tonight or will the Heat push it to 7 games? Before you make your decision just know that the NBA sent Joey Crawford to ref. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.
The Voice @ 9pm, NBC: My wife says tonight’s finale is a big deal. She rarely says anything important.
Inside Amy Schumer @ 10:30pm, Comedy Central: There’s something about clown panties in tonight’s episode, so yea, must-watch.
NBA Finals @ 9pm, ABC: Reminder, if the Heat lose tonight they will be 1-2 since the construction of the Big 3. Hilarious.
Chelsea Lately @ 11pm, E!: Heather Locklear is on tonight. Heather Locklear is 51-years-old. Let that soak in for a moment.
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Have you ever wanted to have a PMS Pizza or a Bondage Pie? You might not think so, but you probably have. Some of the slang used by pizza preppers is less than desirable, which is why they tend to keep it in the kitchen.
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, gorgeous women, perfectly timed photos, and more! Aggregating content from the web’s hottest sources: Facebook, Tumblr, Imgur (often via Reddit), amongst others, we’re able to save you those precious man hours that can be used for things like grilling red meat, or wondering who the hell that sexy girl was in that commercial you just saw. If you come across any photos you think should be included in this daily feature then head on over HERE and post them to our Facebook wall, and I’ll be sure to include them (provided they don’t suck, and you actually understand what funny is).
w00tstout is Stone Brewing Co’s latest collaboration is with Drew Curtis and Wil Wheaton. The first images of Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout bottles, illustrated by brilliant cartoonist Joel Watson of Hijinks Ensue, look amazing. That’s almost too much star power for one beer.
w00tstout is a 13% ABV “ale brewed with pecans, wheat & rye, with one quarter aged in bourbon barrels.” It’s expected to get nationwide distribution, so everyone should get a chance to taste the glory.
