What TV shows we should watch tonight
YouTube And so we begin yet another awful December TV schedule, full of more holiday specials than one can imagine. Here’s what you need to watch tonight. American Country Awards @ 8pm, FOX: No, not...
View ArticleMelissa Steuart in a pink bikini is almost too much
After Shay Maria Week last week you didn’t think I was just going to make you go cold turkey did you? While this isn’t Shay, it’s the next best thing from our buds at Kaloopy, Melissa Steuart! You may...
View ArticleMust See Imagery: Monday Edition
lilithhaynes, Tumblr We here at Guyism take our Internetting very seriously, and we strive to bring you only the best content the web has to offer. Thus, going forward we will be brining you the Most...
View ArticleChester French ‘Drop’, your Spotify Song of the Day
This song meshes a couple genres, at least according to my mildly trained ears, extremely adeptly. It’s Chester French “Drop” and it’s on the Guyism Spotify Playlist. Funny lyrics that sound like an...
View ArticleNovak Djokovic loves his donkey cheese
YouTube Where’s the beef? Nah, where’s the cheese? That’s the question everyone’s asking after Novak Djokovic bought a year’s worth of pule, a cheese made from donkeys raised in the Serbian...
View Article‘Street Fighter X Mega Man’ is an unofficial thing that just became official
Remember how I said Capcom doesn’t give a rat’s ass about Mega Man? Turns out, I was incorrect. Either that or Capcom knows how stupid they look, for snubbing their once beloved mascot as much as they...
View Article9 beers you’re apparently not drinking anymore
Whatchudrinkin American beer drinkers have turned to light beer or craft beer, which are comically opposite, and abandoned normal lagers. The rate at which these 9 beers have lost sales is astonishing....
View ArticleTom Cruise is the last man on Earth in ‘Oblivion’
Sorry about your civilization, guys. It’s all in the toilet now. This is an interesting premise for a movie – basically remaking Wall-E with Tom Cruise as the tiny robot. Oblivion is the new flick...
View ArticleSamsung Galaxy Muse MP3 player syncs with your phone, not your PC
You may mostly use your phone to listen to music these days, but occasionally, you still need a small MP3 player, like working out or riding public transit. And syncing with your computer can be a pain...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Fergie’s scared of the Gingerbread Man
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor. 1. Our weekend GIF feature was...
View ArticleMichaela Kocianova is a model to keep an eye on
Don’t know who Michaela Kocianova is? Get ready to be sexily educated. Michaela is a 23 year-old model from Slovakia. She won second place in the 2004 Elite Model Look Slovak fashion contest. She has...
View ArticleNew ‘Man of Steel’ trailer reveals the Superman we’re going to see
DC Comics has one last chance to get Superman right on the big screen with its Zack Snyder helmed Man of Steel. The first full trailer reveals how the movie’s shaping up, possibly for better and worse....
View ArticleFemale celebrities dancing in GIF – The Guyism Animated GIFs Anthology
YouTube In today’s Guyism Animated GIFs Anthology we highlight the very best and worst of our favorite female celebrities dancing. In many cases there’s a huge library of GIFs already prepared for...
View ArticleQuite possibly the coolest mayor in the world
The Chive Meet Jon Gnarr, mayor of Reykjavik, Iceland’s largest (and coolest) city. He never went to University, used to be a taxi driver, and played in a punk band.
View ArticleAnd here’s a one-shot music video dedicated to big booties on the Internet
How can you combine your love of big butts with your interest in progressive social media outlets? YouTuber DormtainmentTV’s song “Ass on the Internet” has preemptively addressed all of your concerns....
View ArticleNew ‘Lone Ranger’ trailer rides on
I still can’t figure out exactly who this movie is for. Is it for you? The Lone Ranger seems like a picture without an audience – the Western craze died out years ago, and Johnny Depp’s pretty much...
View ArticleAudiobus: Now you really can record an album with your iPhone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there are tons of “professional” apps for musicians available for iOS. The problem is, as anybody who’s tried to make iOS multitask can tell you, that the apps do not speak to each...
View ArticleBehind the scenes with the Great American Beer Festival judges
Drinking isn’t all fun and games for the official judges of the Great American Beer Festival. Take a look and this behind the scene video, and then thank tiny baby Jesus that all you have to do pour...
View ArticleIn memory of those passed away this year, in video games
Sadly, many close to use died this year. Either as a causality of war, or to become the end boss; let’s look back and remember those who played their parts, no matter how flimsy or lame the storyline...
View ArticlePats fan gets distracted by woman’s boobs
ESPN This lovely Pats MILF used her Monday Night Football camera time to point at her boobs. That caused the young, perverted fella sitting next to her to totally disregard the action on the field and...
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