Dog learns about the dangers of helicopters in perfect five second video
Scout the dog is mad at a toy helicopter. And now he knows that toy helicopters are not to be f’d with. Poor Scout. Despite my love of toy helicopters, I was rooting for him to show that helicopter...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Sofia Vergara tweets out amazing booty pic
Sofia Vergara/WhoSay If you look real, real closely the pic is moving. Just keep staring, trust me. Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some...
View ArticleRussell Brand craps all over wildly unprepared MSNBC hosts
Russell Brand appeared on MSNBC’s Morning Joe to promote his new global comedy tour “Messiah Complex”. Unfortunately, the interviewers were wildly unprepared at best and douchey at worst so he had to...
View ArticlePlayer receives red card after headbutting teammate
Meanwhile in Ukraine, players look out for themselves as friendly fire could strike at any moment. Take a look at this video in which one teammate jacks another with a vicious headbutt. The player was...
View ArticleNew ‘Riddick’ images look damn fine
It’s good that we’re getting another one of these movies. Keep Vin Diesel busy. With the surprising success of the last round of Fast & Furious movies, Vin Diesel now has some clout in Hollywood...
View ArticleThis guy will teach you how to completely fail at car drifting
Drifting your car is not as easy as Fast and Furious movies starring Li’l Bow Wow may have made it seem. This guy and his horrendous drift into failure are a perfect example. That wasn’t even so much a...
View ArticleKelly Brook GIFs – The Guyism Animated GIFs Anthology
You may remember Kelly Brook from great films like Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and Piranha 3D. You may also remember her from those topless pics that appeared on the web yesterday. You will surely...
View ArticleJustin Verlander bought his brother a Range Rover for getting drafted
Justin Verlander’s brother, Ben, was drafted last week by the Detroit Tigers in the 14th round. Today big brother presented him with a Range Rover because RICH PEOPLE. My congratulations from Justin!!...
View ArticleJohn Oliver plays peekaboo with Sarah Palin
John Oliver has been excellent filling in for John Stewart thus far, which is a testament to his likability and the excellent Daily Show writers. Last night they introduced a new segment titled, “Wait...
View ArticlemsnNOW.com: Professor quits because students leave used condoms on his lawn
msnNow.com Dr. Mark Waymack is leaving his job at prestigious Northwestern University after students repeatedly left used condoms on his lawn.
View Article‘Hot Dog’ to get official definition in California
NBC Hot Dogs get a bad wrap. People love to quote facts about the amount of pig balls, percentage of insect, and number of bandaids allowable in the meat sticks. California’s proposed legal definition...
View ArticleThis is how the Mets lost a no-hitter
Matt Harvey took a no-hitter into the 7th inning when Jason Heyward came up to bat. What followed was the stuff of Mets legend. There are no words, just tears. Tears of unfathomable sadness and laughter.
View ArticleDad charged at sports bar for ‘f-cking needy kids’
If there’s one way to piss off parents across the US, it’s leaving a charge on a sports bar’s receipt that says “f-cking needy kids.” Joseph Gibson went to his local St. Louis Friendly’s Sports Bar and...
View ArticleGuyism Speed Round for June 18
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses a female masturbation app, has a surprise visit from a special guest, and more! Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube for the latest videos from...
View ArticleOnTap Liquid Beer Enhancer taste tests
Chow We have two OnTap Liquid Beer Enhancer reviews, and the findings involve phrases like “it tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher,” and “it tastes like something I want to pour down the sink.”...
View ArticleFifth grader gives magnificent graduation speech about his love for the Dodgers
Yes, there are elementary school graduations and yes, they’re ridiculous. This fifth grader played along with the absurdity of the event by telling everyone how much he loves the Dodgers. The speech...
View ArticleWhat to watch tonight: Season 4 finale of ‘The Voice’, NBA Finals
ESPN Are we crowning a champion tonight or will the Heat push it to 7 games? Before you make your decision just know that the NBA sent Joey Crawford to ref. Here’s what you need to watch tonight. The...
View ArticleInternal slang terms for pizza are not pretty
YouTube Have you ever wanted to have a PMS Pizza or a Bondage Pie? You might not think so, but you probably have. Some of the slang used by pizza preppers is less than desirable, which is why they tend...
View ArticleMust See Imagery: 50 funny pics to brighten your Tuesday
Tumblr/Funny Demotivational Posters In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, gorgeous women, perfectly timed photos, and more! Aggregating content from the web’s...
View ArticleStone Farking Wheaton w00tstout bottles look amazing
Twitter w00tstout is Stone Brewing Co’s latest collaboration is with Drew Curtis and Wil Wheaton. The first images of Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout bottles, illustrated by brilliant cartoonist Joel...
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