4.5 centimeter penis: Justin Bieber or Just a Beaver?
You aren’t the only one cracking jokes at Justin Bieber’s expense. Sweat the Small Stuff, a game show on BBC Three, called the boy’s manhood into question. Owner of the best name ever, Melvin O’Doom,...
View ArticleGuyism Quiz: Did this person make a cameo on ‘The Office?’
Welcome to our new weekly feature, the Guyism Quiz, where you the reader decipher whether we’re pulling a fast one on you. Today, we look at cameos on NBC’s The Office . Has your favorite actor or...
View ArticleHot on Instagram: Virginia Petrucci
Instagram has opened up a whole new world for beautiful women to get noticed. Instead of having to hire a PR firm, they now can just post their pictures on the Internet and people will follow them....
View ArticleRecasting 2013 summer blockbuster movies with athletes
Bleacher Report If Hollywood is going to keep backtracking through movie franchises year in and year out they need to at least start going way out there with some fresh faces. Enter the athletes.
View Article‘Dexter’ masterpiece teaser paints violent picture
Dexter Season 8 is just around the corner, and Showtime is ramping up the marketing. The latest teaser, “Masterpiece,” puts Dexter’s murderous history on display, and asks how he be remembered. My...
View ArticleThis week in Facebook idiocy
In this week’s Facebook Idiocy we take a look at some grammar WINs and FAILs, hilariously oblivious Facebook users, and more! Every week on the Internet we see screen shots of unfortunate interactions...
View ArticleAna Beatriz Barros can still bring the sexy like few others
Ana Beatriz Barros is a model we haven’t seen very often lately. Does she still work for Victoria’s Secret? She should. Especially after seeing this super sexy new video she recently made. This video...
View ArticleCould a cheese and onion chocolate bar be the most disgusting candy on Earth?
Irish company Tayto unveiled its new culinary advancement: A cheese and onion chocolate bar. Could it be the most vile candy ever released? Tayto The company claims that it quickly sold out of the...
View ArticleWhat to watch tonight: ‘Nashville’, Bulls-Heat
ABC Nashville and Chicago Fire go head-to-head tonight and the Bulls-Heat play a crucial Game 2. Here’s what you need to watch tonight. Chicago Fire @ 10pm, NBC: You know, this firehouse certainly has...
View ArticleNovak Djokovic yelled some naughty things at fans during a match
Novak Djokovic lost in somewhat stunning fashion to Bulgarian sensation Grigor Dimitrov at the Madrid Open. But that’s not the story here. The story is what Djokovic screamed at the crowd after they...
View ArticleMust See Imagery: 21 hilarious pics for Hump Day
Facebook/Epic Demotivation In today’s Must See Imagery we have some fiendish animals, gorgeous women, and more! Aggregating content from the web’s hottest sources: Facebook, Tumblr, Imgur (often via...
View ArticleThe 10 dumbest things to do with yourself after you die
truTV Usually after one dies the body either gets buried or cremated, but that’s way too simple for some people. How about becoming a mummy or being fired out of a cannon as an alternative?
View ArticleArianny Celeste talks ‘Simpsons’ trivia, does a striptease
On a day when the world mourns the loss of the inspiration for the character Marge Simpson, Margaret Groening, it only makes sense that this week Arianny Celeste would share some Simpsons trivia. And...
View ArticleTSN analyst Aaron Ward hilariously direct mesages Joe Louis Jiggler, Alexis...
YouTube Former Red Wings defenseman and current TSN analyst Aaron Ward needs a Twitter tutorial. He attempted to direct message Alexis Gilroy, the girl who shook her boobs at the Wings-Ducks game...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Adriana Lima and the mother of all nut shots
The lovely Adriana Lima and this hilarious nut shot highlight tonight’s edition of GIFs. Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our...
View ArticleMiami bros are REALLY excited about the Heat
Excited enough for titty twisters. The Heat lead at the half 55-41. I fear for all nipples in Miami should they win tonight.
View ArticleGirl drinks beer through her ear
This girl drinks beer through the ear. Sound impossible? You obviously haven’t hung out with enough crazy Russian people. I don’t actually know that she’s Russian, but she’s crazy enough to be and the...
View ArticleThis is a dog actually dancing to an Eminem song
The song in question requests you to “shake that ass for me.” The dog in this video’s sick dance moves definitely comply. Is it too late to revisit twerking and make it all about dogs dancing around in...
View ArticleThe Perfect Eyewitness Interview supercut
Charles Ramsey taught us how to love in his eyewitness interview this week. But what if we combine Charles Ramsey’s interview with others of note to form a Megazord of eyewitness interviews? It’d be...
View ArticleThrowback Thursday: Shania Twain
With the success of our 1980′s and 1990′s female crushes lists we’re taking a different tack with Throwback Thursday going forward. Instead of looking at how women we pined for back in the day look...
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