Picnic season may be over, but tailgating season has just begun. This trick will have you drinking watermelon smoothies, to which you should add booze, in no time. Plus you get to use power tools!
I won’t lie, the outset of this video had a very abortion-y feel to it. Thankfully everything turned out fine. My recommendation would be to cut the small hole in the melon and be sure to go all the way into the meat. Then dump a bottle of vodka in and plug the hole. Wait a couple days with the watermelon in the fridge absorbing all that boozy goodness before continuing with the spinning coat hanger of death. Voila, drunken watermelon smoothies.