Girls & Corpses
There is a magazine called Girls & Corpses. America, we need to have a serious talk. It should come as no surprise that we’re fascinated by the pink-tinted car wreck that is Courtney Stodden. From her bizarre marriage to a dude more than twice her age to her constant self-promotion through unwatchable videos, she’s the perfect illustration of just how bizarre our society has become. But now she’s pushing it to a whole new level.
Girls & Corpses is apparently a real magazine that specializes in pictures of hot chicks and dead bodies. Actual dead bodies, not replicas or mannequins. Apparently they get them from South America, and if you’re getting off on this I’m going to call the police. They’ve published six issues so far, and just released the cover of the seventh, which features a completely nude Courtney Stodden posing with a rotting zombie. No, it’s not her husband, although there are some similarities. The issue also promises such hard-hitting journalism as “Execution Boners” and “Sex At The Altar.”
Here’s the whole cover, with censor bars over Courtney’s lady bits.
Girls & Corpses
I would ask “what would drive somebody to do this,” but we already know the answer. It’s Courtney Stodden. She’s like one of those yappy little dogs that just wants attention and will do anything to get it. She’d probably murder a child if you told her that TMZ was going to cover it. So letting a dead person touch her vajayjay is no big deal.
If you want to get your own copy, just head over to girlsandcorpses.com. And then delete your browser history. I just did.