Eddie Murphy’s daughters took lingerie pics, in Michael Strahan’s bedroom, without his knowledge

February 6, 2014, 10:30 am

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Eddie Murphy has two sexy daughters named Bria, 24, and Shayne, 19. They recently posed for a sexy lingerie shoot. That’s all interesting, but it’s made even more so by the fact that they shot the pics in Michael Strahan’s bedroom, without his knowledge.

A little background: Michael Strahan is engaged to Nicole Murphy, Eddie’s ex-wife and the girls’ mother, which explains the location. As for why they did the lingerie shoot, TMZ says it was because they want to use the pics to try to get jobs with Victoria’s Secret. Take a look at some of the pics and see if you think they’re VS material.

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31 women in need of a bigger shirt

February 6, 2014, 11:00 am

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In today’s Guyism Tribute, we take a look at women whose shirts are just a bit too small, women in need of a much larger clothing.

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Woman’s siren impression during local news interview is a great moment in TV history

February 6, 2014, 11:15 am

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Are you ready for the next viral video person to be crammed down your face in the form of this interview, autotunes, and remixes? If so, then meet Louise Lebine and her amazing interview and impression of a siren that aired on Lake Charles, La.’s NBC affiliate.

You’ve got to admire how the reporter was going to try to ask the kids for something adorable to say and Louise just kept on steamrolling through and grabbing her time to shine. Excited to see her in a commercial for pistachios or whatever in six months.

Doutzen Kroes announced she’s pregnant by getting naked on Instagram

February 6, 2014, 11:30 am

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The bad news? Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes is pregnant again. The good news? She announced it by posting a photo of herself naked on Instagram. At this point I would say the good news outweighs the bad.

Related: The 101 best models to follow on Instagram

For proof that this picture is a new one Doutzen captioned the photo, “This is not a #throwbackthursday this is now! So happy to share with you that we are expecting.” While her husband Sunnery James captioned his, “Super happy to announce that we’re expecting new love in our life! My beautiful wifey is pregnant.”

I hope this becomes the new trend for announcing pregnancies. We do love us some handbras. Show off that glow, ladies!

The 20 most embarrassing ball boy and ball girl fails of all time

February 6, 2014, 11:45 am

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With balls screaming toward them in foul territory and on tennis courts it can be difficult job to do well. And since not all of them can be as spry as Kramer, here are the most embarrassing ball boy and ball girl fails of all time. [LINK]

Throwback Thursday: Mariah Carey

February 6, 2014, 12:00 pm

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Since yesterday we celebrated Mariah Carey still looking good in a bikini, even at age 43, today we’ll take a look back at some of the reasons we became big fans of hers and why we still are today. As you may have noticed yesterday, Mariah has changed a bit over the years, but she’s still definitely got it going on.

Click on to see Mariah the way we remember her and how she looks today.

Hard to believe that it was 24 years ago that Mariah’s self-titled debut album went multiplatinum and produced four consecutive number one singles on the Billboard Hot 100. Followup albums, Emotions in 1991, Music Box in 1993, and Merry Christmas in 1994, established her as one of the most popular singers of all time. In 1995, Mariah’s song “One Sweet Day,” from the album Daydream, set a record by spending 16 weeks at number one.

Unfortunately after that rapid success, Mimi experienced a few struggles both in music as well with as a feature film, Glitter. However, by 2005 she had returned to the top of the charts with The Emancipation of Mimi, which produced the song “We Belong Together” and was named “Song of the Decade” by Billboard magazine.

Previous Throwbacks: Alyssa Milano, Keri Russell & more!

In her over 20 year career Mariah has sold more than 200 million records worldwide, won five Grammy Awards, 17 World Music Awards, 11 American Music Awards, and 31 Billboard Music Awards. And she’s not done yet as on December 31 of last year she announced that she’s working on yet another album planned for release sometime in the spring of 2014.

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Check out previous Throwback Thursdays here!

You are about to witness the most embarrassing white guy fight in history

February 6, 2014, 12:20 pm

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An altercation between two white guys has gotten to the point where they need to exchange blows. It’s all downhill from there in this, the absolutely worst white guy fight you’ll ever see.

Whole lot of n-bombs being dropped by two guys who look like cartoon cherubs and fight approximately as dangerously.

Have to love the guy in the hoodie’s first salvo of running away then claiming he lost his balance. Great cover there, bro.

Nothing will ever make you angrier than seeing Taliban soldiers who kidnapped a US military dog

February 6, 2014, 12:25 pm

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War is an ugly thing. But this video of Taliban insurgents who’ve taken a US military dog as hostage after a firefight in Afghanistan? No. These injustices CANNOT STAND.

A Taliban spokesperson tells the Washington Post, “The mujahideen valorously put tough resistance against the troops for hours” and the military dog was the fruits of their stand.

The video, below, featuring the unidentified soldier pooch was initially disseminated through a Taliban propaganda Twitter account.

Former dog handlers for the Air Force told the Post that the dog was likely taken into custody by the Taliban soldiers because conditions were too violent for his human US soldier counterparts to retrieve him.

Here’s hoping that something is done to free Lieutenant Scraps (not his real name but it probably should be) from his captors. I’m also not ruling out that this is all a clever ruse on the dog’s part and that he’s planning on doling out some justice on the men holding him unjustly. Iron Man style, if possible.

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29 misconceptions about alcohol

February 6, 2014, 12:40 pm

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Mental Floss remains one of the best informative YouTube channels out there, and today they take on 29 misconceptions about alcohol. Liquor before beer you’re in the clear? Is Goldschlager violent? You’ll get these answers and many more.

Not to toot my non-existent horn, but I knew most of these. That’s what comes with years of people assuming I’m some sort of expert and then quickly researching and pretending like I am. It’s a handy rundown for those of you who don’t waste your time browsing scientific studies online, which is hopefully all of you.

It’s also worth noting that My Drunk Kitchen is fantastic. It’s no Guyism Grill, but it’s pretty damn good.

10 amazing US Olympian quotes to get you jacked up for Sochi

February 6, 2014, 1:00 pm

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In honor of the Sochi Olympic games kicking off, we’re paying tribute to some of the most awesome US Olympian quotes to get you ALL JACKED UP.

Popular quotes can serve both as a reminder of humility, a source of humor and a catalyst of inspiration. So if popular quotes is what you fancy then be sure to check out past editions of this post here. And if you want to suggest a person for us to feature here in our quotes round up send me a message over on our Facebook page.

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How to meet girls when you’re the designated driver

February 6, 2014, 1:20 pm

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Your turn will eventually come up to be the designated driver for the evening, but there’s no reason you can’t meet girls just ’cause you’re abstaining (in more ways than one) for the night. [LINK]

Genesis Rodriguez ain’t cold, shares killer bikini body picture on the beach

February 6, 2014, 1:40 pm

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While many of us are up to our ears in snow and ice, Genesis Rodriguez isn’t one of them as she proved with this hot bikini picture she shared on Instagram.

Related: 51 best actresses to follow on Instagram

There’s a reason Genesis was all over our year-end lists last year: 50 most popular female celebrities of 2013, 50 sexiest videos of 2013, 50 women we’re thankful for in 2013, and that’s because of stuff like this. Number two on our list of the 100 sexiest actresses under the age of 30? Keep this kind of thing up and she’ll be moved up to number one in no time.

What to watch tonight: Fare thee well, Jay Leno

February 6, 2014, 2:00 pm

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Pretty big night for the Peacock—Olympics and Jay Leno’s last night. Here’s what else you need to watch tonight.

Sochi Olympics @ 8pm, NBC: Your two-week Olympic binge watching begins tonight.

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno finale @ 11:37pm, NBC: And after 22 years as host and countless terrible jokes, Jay Leno bids farewell.

Oregon-Arizona @ 9pm, ESPN: Big battle in the Pac-12. Zona’s down a man for the rest of the year—let’s see how they recover.

The Big Bang Theory @ 8pm, CBS: CBS landed Thursday night football for next year. What happens to BBT?

Must See Imagery: 22 hilarious pics to get you through Thursday

February 6, 2014, 2:30 pm

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In today’s Must See Imagery we have some furry rascals, funny memes, sexy photobombs, and more! Aggregating content from the web’s hottest sources: Facebook, Tumblr, Imgur (often via Reddit), amongst others, we’re able to save you those precious man hours that can be used for things like grilling red meat, or wondering who the hell that sexy girl was in that commercial you just saw. If you come across any photos you think should be included in this daily feature then head on over HERE and post them to our Facebook wall, and I’ll be sure to include them (provided they don’t suck, and you actually understand what funny is).

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Amen to that.

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It’s the little things that make life worth living.

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3 ways to do Valentine’s Day on the cheap

February 6, 2014, 3:00 pm

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There’s a bare minimum for Valentine’s Day gifts, and it’s different for every couple, but there are still ways to minimize your spending and still not come off as a complete jerk. [LINK]

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Emily Ratajkowski is now single; let’s celebrate with bikini pics!

February 6, 2014, 3:30 pm

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On the heels of her announcing she will be in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, now we get more good news: Emily Ratajokowski is now single! Fire up your pretend Internet girlfriend fantasy machine boys!

Related: Emily Ratajkowski announces she’ll be in the SI Swimsuit Issue with glorious photo of her butt

To celebrate her newfound freedom I thought we’d take a look at the reason she’s so famous (well, one of the reasons): how sexy she looks in swimsuits! As you can see from these photos she did for the geniuses over at Freya Swimwear, who obviously knows a thing about bikinis (and models), Emily is going to have no trouble finding a new boyfriend. I call dibs!

Want more EmRata pics, videos & GIFs? We’ve got you covered right here.

Photo credit: Freya Swimwear

Watch the world’s unluckiest man gets buried — literally — thanks to snow plow

February 6, 2014, 4:00 pm

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This brutal winter is a real buzzkill for most of us. But maybe we should all look at the bright side: We didn’t get buried under feet of snow by an oncoming plow like this poor sucker.

I know you can’t file a lawsuit for having your day ruined but, honestly, I wouldn’t begrudge this guy if he tried. A million old ladies can spill hot McDonald’s coffee on themselves and they can go screw but there’s nothing worse than getting soaked in snow and have to continue on with the rest of your day. Nothing. Give this guy all the money.

GIFterpiece Theatre: This monkey’s having more fun than you

February 6, 2014, 4:30 pm

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I wish I could be as carefree and happy as this monkey.

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Playmate Alana Campos takes the early lead for sexiest Instagram seflie of the year

February 6, 2014, 5:00 pm

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Holy hotness Batman. This sexy Instagram selfie of September 2012 Playmate of the Month Alana Campos showing some sideboob is doing funny things to the old Batpole. This right here, folks, is why week after week, Alana is listed amongst the 101 hottest Instagram pics of the week. Girl knows her audience and shockingly, she’s from Brazil.

By the way, are women who’ve been Playmates of the Month always called a Playmate for the rest of their lives, like the President is always called the President even after he leaves office? I bet they are because really they’re pretty much equal in importance when it comes to keeping our country the greatest nation in the world. Maybe someday we could just combine the two, then we’d really be on to something.

Who Would You Rather: Kate Beckinsale or Scarlett Johansson?

February 6, 2014, 5:30 pm

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What the hell is wrong with you guys? Somehow, someway, Scarlett Johansson defeated Sofia Vergara last night’s “Who Would You Rather.” That came as a shock to me and and everyone else with a functioning penis. Tonight, ScarJo takes on the most beautiful woman in the world, Kate Beckinsale.

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