You are probably going to be seeing a lot of friends and relatives over the next few days. Here’s your chance to blow their minds with just how smart you are.
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30 science facts you can use to impress your stupid friends
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Kim Sears gives us the ‘O face’ celebration
Andy Murray came storming back from two sets down to beat Fernando Verdasco and advance to the semifinals. His girlfriend, Kim Sears, was pretty pumped about his performance.
That almost qualifies as not safe for work.
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This is a comically oversized tortoise eating a watermelon
This dude must have gotten some of that Ninja Turtles ooze but that doesn’t stop this tortoise from enjoying a leisurely feast on a full-sized watermelon.
Looking forward to seeing this guy make his big screen debut in Pacific Rim next weekend.
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Hot on Instagram: Kenza Fourati
Instagram has opened up a whole new world for beautiful women to get noticed. Instead of having to hire a PR firm, they now can just post their pictures on the Internet and people will follow them.
Today we take a look at one such woman in Kenza Fourati.
Kenza on Instagram: @kenzafourati
She only has a little over 5,000 followers on Instagram, which makes zero sense whatsoever as you will soon learn.
Kenza Fourati is name many of you might be familiar with for one reason: she was in the 2011 edition of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (video here). She was a rookie in that issue and near as I can tell she hasn’t done it since (I could be wrong, but I didn’t look that hard.) And that’s a shame because this 25 year-old model from Tunisia has got all the tools as you can see from just this small sampling of the over 350 photos she’s shared on Instagram. If you want to learn more about her, well, that’s really easy because she has not one, but two Web sites, and is on both Twitter and Facebook.
Are you or do you know someone who is “Hot on Instagram“? Drop us an email with the subject line “Hot on Instagram” to be considered for publication.
Want to see more women who kill it on Instagram? Just click here and here.
Photo credit: Kenza Fourati, Instagram
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Girl sees elephant for first time, loses her freaking mind
Stephanie loves elephants but never met one in person…until now. And it made her go pretty much apesh-t.
Someone keep this girl away from Babar: The Full Animated Collection on DVD. She might end up throwing herself down a flight of stairs due to having no clue at all what to do with herself when faced with an elephant who loosely resembles Eddie Murphy in Coming to America.
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Are you ready for ‘Laser Frasier’?
Kelsey Grammer has been keeping some secrets from humanity. In the vein of that “Exploding Actresses” thing we posted a week back, here’s the first “episode” of Laser Frasier, created by Peter Javidpour. Kelsey Grammer plays Dr. Frasier Crane, a Seattle psychologist who can also shoot lasers from his eyes. When a congressional candidate comes to see him with a bizarre story, can Frasier figure out what’s really going on? Or will some poor sucker need to get their head exploded? I hope this guy makes a million more of these things.
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Guy pranks supermarket by acting like giant a-hole
As part of a segment on a New Zealand show, a guy is instructed to prank people at a supermarket. It’s hilarious how much he gets away with.
Is this common behavior in New Zealand? Because I feel like I’d be able to tell within seconds that I was being pranked if a guy put a garbage can on his head and acted like it was business as usual. That’s not even a prank at that point. But hey, still funny. (via Reddit)
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This week in Facebook idiocy
In this week’s Facebook Idiocy we take a look at some reactions to Kim and Kanye’s baby name, grammar FAILs, socially oblivious people, and more! Every week on the Internet we see screen shots of unfortunate interactions on everybody’s favorite social network, Facebook. If we’re lucky enough we actually get to encounter these hilarious lapses of judgment but alas we are not all so lucky. But don’t despair, we here at Guyism are now offering you the very best in weekly Facebook mishaps. Whether you’re looking for the funniest Facebook fails, ultimate Facebook cringe, or enjoy seeing some Facebook win, I’ll try to provide a bit of everything here. So contrary to the name, you may in fact find some hilarious Facebook statuses here that don’t necessarily fall into the idiotic category.
If you enjoyed this and want more funny content then go like us on Facebook for an endless stream of hilarity.
PhotoCredits: Facebook Screenshots, Lamebook, Facebook’s Worst
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12 crazy historical medical practices that did more harm than good
From the ancient Greeks to the time of Lincoln, medicine actually did more harm than good. As opposed to today where it just costs too damn much.
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Emma Watson looks kind of sexy with a ‘Murican mullet
Emma Watson has been making the rounds this summer because she has two films coming out, which for fans of hers is a good thing because then she does things like pose for magazines to promote them. I’m not sure what the deal is with this hairdo that the folks over at Teen Vogue decided to put on Emma Watson for this photo shoot, but she’s pulling it off pretty well. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a mullet on an attractive woman. This behind the scenes video isn’t really anything special, but the pics actually turned out pretty good. No wonder she has so many fans.
Want more Emma Watson? We’ve got you covered right here.
Photo credit: YouTube/Teen Vogue
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Snowboarder Elena Hight has a great Instagram account
Snowboarder Elena Hight will appear in next week’s ESPN body issue. A yearly look at athletes in the buff. Here’s a sneak peak at what you can expect from Hight from her Instagram account.
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‘Rollie Eggmaster’ is disturbingly intriguing kitchen tool
There are plenty of As Seen on TV products that make you wonder who the hell buys it, and the Rollie Eggmaster definitely belongs in that category. Would you drop $40 on this thing?
The commercial needs far more Vince Shlomi to put me over the edge as a consumer, but I’m still intrigued. I guess I might be that asshole consumer they’re targeting. Making eggs couldn’t be easier and cleaning up after them isn’t that difficult if you’re not a moron. PAM, PAM, more PAM. But the idea of dumping a bunch of stuff in a hole and having it turn into food definitely appeals to my adventurous spirit. If I’m not disgusted by the concept by the end of the day, I may pull the trigger and buy it. Who knows, it could lead to the next episode of Boy the Baker.
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Must See Imagery: 27 Hump Day photos
In today’s Must See Imagery for Hump Day we have some excellent photobombs, furry rascals, gorgeous women, and more! Aggregating content from the web’s hottest sources: Facebook, Tumblr, Imgur (often via Reddit), amongst others, we’re able to save you those precious man hours that can be used for things like grilling red meat, or wondering who the hell that sexy girl was in that commercial you just saw. If you come across any photos you think should be included in this daily feature then head on over HERE and post them to our Facebook wall, and I’ll be sure to include them (provided they don’t suck, and you actually understand what funny is).
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The 15 dumbest things about summer
Longer days, lighter clothes and BBQ all make our days. But summer isn’t all happy good time fun even if it’s marketed that way. Summer is hella stupid.
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Kyla Close is a really good bikini model
Kyla Close, have you heard of her? I hadn’t either until today, but after watching this bikini video she made I am so glad I know who she is now. Anytime we do a feature like The 25 Sexiest Countries in the World we get emails telling us who we missed. Kyla Close was one of those ladies. I really don’t know much about Kyla other than that she’s from South Africa, she’s on Facebook, and that she shot this really sexy video for South African Swimsuit a little while back. Then again, what else do we really need to know?
Photo credit: YouTube/SA Swimsuit
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Corey Feldman has a new music video…are you ready?
Spoiler: You’re not ready. No one on Earth can be. If I told you that former child star Corey Feldman is working on an as-yet untitled music project that will feature collaborations with Fred Durst, how would you respond? Probably by cocking your gun and telling me to run as fast as I can. But it’s true, friends, and the Feldmeister has dropped the first single and video (thankfully Durstless), titled “Ascension Millennium.” It’s a time capsule of everything awful in music in 2013 – lame beats, autotuned vocals, and idiotic lyrics. The only thing it’s missing is a dubstep break. On the positive side, there are two sort of hot chicks in it, so maybe that’ll work for you.
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Lumineers mashed up with Will Ferrell’s Harry Caray impression is amazing
When you make content like we do, it’s sometimes frustrating to see other people have similar ideas and do it well. But this mashup of Lumineers hit “Ho Hey” and Will Ferrell’s Harry Caray impression from SNL Never would have thought of it in a million years.
I first heard this song last Spring and I’m still not sick of it. I don’t know what that says about me and/or pop bands that have a dedicated washboard player but I’d like to think it’s something very very positive.
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GIFterpiece Theatre: The 25 sexiest Guyism original GIFs
We take you into the Fourth of July holiday with the 25 sexiest Guyism original GIFs. Enjoy and be sure to like us on Facebook for more GIFs.
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6 ways men screw up their chances with women
Loelle, Flickr
There are tons of things you can do to win over a lady you like, but unfortunately there are also plenty of things you can do to ruin your chances with a particular woman who has caught your eye. Let’s take a look at some of the worst ways you can mess up.
Photo credit: Loelle, Flickr
6 Having an Agenda
Loelle, Flickr
You know when you go into the DMV and you just want to do what you need to to get what you want and then get the hell out of there? Women can sense if you have any sort of urgency at all about you, just like those surly ladies at the DMV. Don’t be in a constant state of trying to get from point A to point B with them; if you let things happen naturally, they’ll appreciate it.
Photo credit: Loelle, Flickr
5 Not Realizing When They Have Something Special
Loelle, Flickr
A great relationship isn’t about wild feelings and gushing romanticism, it’s about happiness, support, communication, stability and fun. Never take those things for granted.
Photo credit: Loelle, Flickr
4 Always Going for the Hotter One
Loelle, Flickr
The hotter a woman is, the more we will make justifications for why we really like her. But looks are something we can easily get too used to and take for granted. It’s a woman’s energy, passion, companionship and overall personality that dull the impact of the importance of looks.
Photo credit: Loelle, Flickr
3 Not Picking Up on Her Hints That She Wants to Have Sex
Loelle, Flickr
Being dumb enough to miss her hints that she wants you to kiss her or to move further is only excusable for so long. If she’s new in your life and you miss your opportunity, then she’ll probably be pretty be frustrated and you may have missed your chance entirely. Remember, while men often turn on like a light, women often turn off like a light: immediately.
Photo credit: Loelle, Flickr
2 Mistaking Passion for Compassion
Loelle, Flickr
Passion happens during the first four to six months (commonly known as the “honeymoon phase”) where you see your partner as perfect and your happiness as everlasting. Passion drops off sharply after this and if you don’t have a bond of compassion that has been growing at a steady rate, then you may find yourself broken up and wondering how things changed so quickly.
Photo credit: Loelle, Flickr
1 Thinking You’re Entitled
Loelle, Flickr
Men see beautiful women on TV, the Internet, in magazines and in real life. In fact, we often see gorgeous women and don’t notice the not-so-nice looking ones, so much so that it seems like there are a ton more hotties in the world than there are in reality. So when we see the guy get the girl in a movie or notice a cluster of hot friends at a bar, some men may think they are owed someone like that as well. No one owes us anything, not the world and not a random good-looking woman. Going into a “pick up” or a date with a thinly-veiled bitter, arrogant sense of entitlement is never a good strategy.
Photo credit: Loelle, Flickr
(Previously published on February 13, 2013.)
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God Bless America
With hot chicks, booty dancing, a killer song, and some beer drinking, of course. America, f*ck yeah! (By the way, this is one of our former writers, Guyism rules!)
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