Mardi Gras drunk throws beer at and punches cop, gets what’s coming
It’s Mardi Gras time! Not only is it a time for celebration of…whatever Mardi Gras celebrates…but it’s a time for smart drunken decisions. Exhibit A: This kid who threw beer at a cop along with some...
View ArticleThis week in Facebook idiocy
Every week on the Internet we see screen shots of unfortunate interactions on everybody’s favorite social network, Facebook. If we’re lucky enough we actually get to encounter these hilarious lapses of...
View ArticleDan Dakich absolutely owns former UM scrub on Twitter
Attention everyone, attention! This is how you eviscerate someone on Twitter. ESPN’s Dan Dakich, who called last night’s televised sodomy between UM-MSU, took to Twitter today to address one of his...
View ArticleLabatt Blue’s talking bear will get you laid
When you inevitably run out of things to talk about with your Valentine’s Day date tomorrow, follow Labatt Blue’s lead, and start whispering sweet nothings to your beer. It will bearanteed you get in...
View ArticleWhat TV shows we should watch tonight
FX Who’s ready for some North Carolina-Duke? Anyone? Anyone? Be sure to watch The Americans because I don’t want it to get canceled. The Americans @ 10pm, FX: FX continues to put out some quality...
View ArticleLip-synching supermodels are always a treat to watch
Lip-synching supermodels dancing around on video is apparently the big new thing, because here’s another one featuring Kasia Struss, Lindsay Ellingson and Anais Mali. The most exciting thing about...
View ArticleMust See Imagery: Your Guide to Valentine’s Day (32 pics)
Quickmeme We here at Guyism take our Internetting very seriously, and we strive to bring you only the best content the web has to offer. Thus, going forward we will be brining you the Most Viral Photos...
View Article‘The Numbers Station’ trailer counts up
Remember how much we loved the numbers on Lost? Here’s more numbers! A “numbers station” is a mysterious broadcaster that does nothing but recite long strings of numbers. People have all kinds of...
View ArticleThe sexy history of Victoria’s Secret and Valentine’s Day
BroBible Take an in-depth look at why Victoria’s Secret is winning at life but more importantly, dominating Valentine’s Day.
View ArticleThe penis-powered video game we’ve secretly wanted is a finally reality
Because I can’t be the only person who has wondered when video games will become advanced enough to allow virtual sex via a device that wraps itself around one’s penis. kisskiss.tv Courtesy of Kotaku...
View ArticleDaniela Holmqvist finishes golf round after suffering black widow bite
Twitter/DHolmqvist Meet Daniela Holmqvist, a golfer from Sweden. A few days ago Daniela suffered a black widow bite during an Australian LPGA event. Instead of leaving for medical attention, Holmqvist...
View ArticleApple really is building an iWatch, apparently
Apple’s next big step is apparently going to be putting a Nano on a wrist-strap and calling it an iWatch. Wired Really, guys? If you want to get an idea of just how functional the iWatch is… well,...
View Article5 health benefits of Valentine’s Day chocolate
If you need a mediocre but essential Valentine’s Day offering, chocolate is a solid option. Not only does it put your lady-boo in a great mood, it’s also great for the body. Saying chocolate is...
View ArticleLet’s all watch Courtney Stodden’s music video
I don’t know what is wrong with this woman but if we think together we might figure it out. So Courtney Stodden. You know her. She’s the 18 year old reality TV personality married to the 52 year old...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Samantha Ponder photobomb and Harlem Shake shenanigans
ESPN Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor. 15 Your fault kid 14 Worst...
View ArticlePresident Obama will get golf lessons from Butch Harmon
Butch Harmon wasn’t good enough for Tiger Woods anymore but he’s good enough for the Commander-in-Chief. During President Obama’s visit to Florida, he’ll meet with Harmon to hone his swing. “I’ve...
View Article25 GIF Salute: Your weekly tribute to hot chicks in GIF
YouTube/GQ Katy Perry, Kate Upton and Katherine Webb headline our GIF salute this week. Every week we’ll take a look at some of your favorite female celebs, models and hot chicks in the news and...
View Article10 dumbest places to meet the love of your life
truTV There’s an old song that goes “Looking for love in all the wrong places.” These are those places.
View ArticleThe Weekend Guyism Speed Round
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan answers some of your old viewer email questions and has Lizzie Havoc help answer some new ones! Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube for the latest videos...
View ArticleSamsung built a fridge that makes you soda
The SodaStream is a useful little gadget that makes you soda right there, at home. For sucrose addicts and other crazy people, it’s an ideal little standalone gadgets, but Samsung has decided to just...
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