This is what a lightning strike mere feet away looks like
Lightning striking you is one of the most unlikely things that can happen to a human being. But a couple feet away? You can’t blame the people filming this video for having a wee bit of a panic attack...
View ArticleWhat TV shows we should watch tonight
ABC Tonight’s episode of Justified looks delectable. Finally some action after a few, somewhat dull episodes. Here’s what else you need to watch. Happy Endings @ 9pm, ABC: Back-to-back episodes for you...
View ArticleCriss Angel is getting his own TV show again
A&E Remember this guy? Apparently Spike TV still does. There are two kinds of magicians in this world. There’s the kind that doesn’t try too hard to be cool (think Penn & Teller) and then...
View ArticleMust See Imagery: The best photos on the Internet (41 Pics)
niknak79, Tumblr We here at Guyism take our Internetting very seriously, and we strive to bring you only the best content the web has to offer. Thus, going forward we will be brining you the Most Viral...
View ArticleThe most insufferable fanbases in sports
Bleacher Report Sometimes, it’s hard to separate your hatred for the team from your hatred for the fans. In most of these cases, though, it’s not.
View ArticleNina Agdal and Carl’s Jr. have already won sexiest Super Bowl commercial of 2013
Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s knows a thing or two about sexy commercials and they’ve gone and done it again this year with a super hot new Super Bowl ad featuring SI Swimsuit Rookie of the Year Nina Agdal....
View ArticlePornhub has a Super Bowl commercial that’s been rejected
America’s not ready for porn just yet. At least not on network TV. Pornhub’s totally safe Super Bowl commercial was rejected by CBS. Take a look. Harmless? Yes. But the word Pornhub splashed across the...
View ArticleOxijet: A low-flow shower head that feels like a real shower
If you’ve ever stepped under a low-flow shower head, you’ve probably wondered why the water pressure was so terrible before realizing that hippies think you only need a trickle of water to blast off...
View ArticleThere should be an arcade version of ‘Hotline Miami’
If only for the fact that it would allow you to kill basically everyone from other games. Apparently. I’ve expounded upon the virtues of Hotline Miami a few times already, and I’m here to do it again;...
View ArticleNew ‘Knights Of Badassdom’ trailer makes LARPing look cool
Oh, okay, is doesn’t make LARPing look cool per se, but at least funny. Joe Lynch’s horror comedy Knights Of Badassdom has been delayed for over a year now – it was filmed way back in 2010!...
View ArticleSpaghetti that cooks in just eight seconds
My Japanese is a little rusty, but I’m pretty sure the video claims that this new type of spaghetti can be cooked in eight seconds. I have a ton of food in my apartment. Unfortunately it all takes...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Who is this mystery woman?
Tumblr Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor. 15 Shirts don’t belong in...
View ArticleSienna Miller looking good on camera, as always
Much like Jordana Brewster the other day Sienna Miller is one of those sexy actresses that I see and I think, “Why don’t I see her more often?” And much like Jordana, I was glad to have run across...
View ArticlePerfect cocktail for those who don’t care about the Super Bowl
Why should you try this very un-American cocktail for the Super Bowl? Because Jacopo says football would be a hit in Italy. “Italian can be really, really good at take people’s stuff and run away.” I...
View ArticleWorld’s sassiest reporter asks interrupting drunk girl about her STDs
A foxy New Orleans reporter was trying to do a live report when she got interrupted by an obnoxiously drunk female San Francisco 49ers fan. She handled the annoying situation with total class…by...
View ArticleWatch someone’s 84 year-old grandfather play video games
Not surprisingly, the 84 year-old grandfather’s reactions are not all that different from your average 10 year-old. Sadly, not all grandparents exhibit this type of positive reaction when asking them...
View Article4 classic rap albums that ruined rap music
Cracked When it comes to rap music history, some of the very worst the art form has to offer started with some of the finest albums the rap music genre has ever produced.
View ArticleAlison Brie attracts foot fetish freak at grocery store
CBS We learned some valuable information last night about Alison Brie, star of Community and love of my life. In an interview on the Late Show, Brie sheepishly informed viewers of her last name,...
View ArticleThis kid’s a capella cover of Skrillex is embarrassing for everyone involved
Some kid with a pro wrestling news YouTube channel uploaded this video of himself attempting to do an a capella version of Skrillex’s “Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites”. It’s about as much of a winner...
View ArticleDan Marino fathers illegitimate child with CBS production assistant
Dan Marino fathered a love child with a 35-year-old CBS production assistant named Donna Savattere. The information, obtained by the New York Post was confirmed by Marino in a statement. CBS “This is a...
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