Why we should all be more like pornstars
Elite Daily Everyone needs a role model. And there is one group of professionals that everyone could learn something from: pornstars.
View Article‘Bates Motel’ trailer gets stabby
Can’t we just leave Psycho alone? One of the more interesting TV concepts of next year is Bates Motel, a new A&E series about Norman Bates and his mother back when she was, you know, alive. If...
View ArticleThe Nintendo 64 kid is now even more animated
It’s a Christmas classic, but now as a cartoon. Surely by now, everyone who is reading this has seen the Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR clip. If not, where the hell have you been? Seriously. Anyhow,...
View ArticleGeorgia May Jagger is in the holiday spirit
Since I know how much you folks love seeing the kids of celebrities and since you seemed to enjoy the last time we saw her, I thought these new pictures of Georgia May Jagger might be of interest to...
View ArticleWhat’s winning the Internet today (12.17.12)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today....
View ArticleDexter episode recap: The Winners and Losers of ‘Surprise, Motherf–er”
Showtime Despite The Onion’s article mocking the show, season 7′s finale tries to close every plot hole in recent years. Did it succeed? Let’s find out in our recap of “Surprise, Motherf–er”. LOSER:...
View ArticleHere’s an espresso machine that needs a fingerprint ID
The Philips Saeco Xelsis Fingerprint ID Espresso Machine is exactly what it sounds like: A coffee-maker that requires a fingerprint to work. Philips Saeco Also $4000. Although to be fair, this is a...
View ArticleGuyism Speed Round for December 17
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses New York City’s beloved Santacon celebration, Pacino’s recent statements that he’s never used Viagra, and more! Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube...
View ArticlePresident Obama leaves special message for Newton football coaches
President Obama offered some kind words to the Newtown football coaching staff yesterday. The message was left on the whiteboard in the team’s locker room. Twitter/Newtown Football For those of you...
View ArticleThe 10 actual best movies of 2012
Ignore all those other lists. They’re tainted. It’s just about the end of the year, and it’s time for critics like me (and inferior critics) to look back over the year that’s passed and pick out the...
View ArticleRanking the hot hookups of Ashton Kutcher
david_shankbone, Flickr We all know that Two and a Half Men star Ashton Kutcher’s got game. How else do you explain Demi Moore? But how much game does he really have? Let’s delve into his alleged...
View Article16 kids toys that suck balls
truTV There are a lot of really cool kids toys out there on the market that make great gifts. These are not them. These are toys that truly suck.
View ArticleThe top Guinness world records of 2012
Huffington Post Guinness, the venerable record-keeping organization, has just released its list of top records for 2012 and they insist all of them are important in their own way.
View ArticleMan steals 19 cases of beer from Walmart
In the everlasting battle against sobriety, a new hero has emerged. A man helped himself to 19 cases of Bud and Bud Light from a Michigan Walmart store and strolled right out the front door. Failblog...
View ArticleSitegeist tells you everything about where you are
Smartphones can be useful for pretty much everything, but one of the problems is that literally everything has an app. So, you have to use one app for each data point. Sunlight Foundation Unless, of...
View ArticleThe future of video game visuals is still impressive and creepy
Remember earlier this summer, when Square Enix released the Agni’s Philosophy tech demo, which flexed their upcoming, next-gen graphics engine? Well here’s a closer look. Courtesy of All Games Beta are...
View Article‘The Sorcerer And The White Snake’ trailer looks pleasantly nutty
Jet Li and a bunch of snake ladies. Do I really need to keep typing here? I have to say, the mythology of China is pretty cool. They’ve got lots of seriously bizarre folk tales that make for...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Kate Middleton FAIL and an impressive headstand
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor. 1. She seems like fun. 2. Kate...
View Article50 guys we wish we were in 2012
Courtney Nash, Flickr Every year, we like to eschew a boatload of Year in Review articles and focus in on what matters: Which men really won 2012? We’ve selected 50 men from all walks of life and...
View ArticleJohnny Manziel gave Megan Fox a Texas A&M jersey for her newborn son
Megan Fox’s son, Noah, has some new clothes courtesy of Johnny Football. The Heisman winner presented the actress with a custom A&M jersey on The Tonight Show. Megan Fox appreciated the gift...
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