Cool your drink with Balls of Steel
If you want to cool your drink quickly without using ice, why not just dip your balls in it? In my never-ending quest to find fun products to share with you, I’ve yet to come across something that...
View ArticleNew extension lets you Facebook chat even when you’re not on Facebook
If you’re a fan of Facebook chat, good news: If you’re using Firefox 17 or later, you can add a new extension that will let you chat on Facebook even when you’re not on Facebook. Facebook The app is...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Olivia Munn, crazy Giada and more
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor. 1. Did you miss today’s anthology...
View ArticleAndre Johnson takes 12 kids on Toys ‘R’ Us shopping spree
Houston Texans Is that Andre Johnson or Santa Claus? The Texans WR was in a giving mood Tuesday morning as he hosted a Toys ‘R’ Us shopping spree for 12 area kids. The children, selected by Child...
View Article‘Upstream Color’ teaser brings the weird
If you understand everything that’s happening here, see a doctor immediately. One of my most anticipated movies of next year is Shane Carruth’s Upstream Color, a bizarre sci-fi romance about two...
View ArticleYour 30 favorite women of November
YouTube/ZOO As we do every month, we take time today to review our readers’ favorite female celebrities for the most recently completed month of the calendar. And as is always the case we have one...
View ArticleThe strangest holiday inventions from the U.S. Patent Office
truTV The holidays are a great excuse for people to come up with creative new ideas and inventions to make the season even better. These are not those.
View ArticleWhat is the Fiscal Cliff? Let Mr. Burns from ‘The Simpsons’ explain
The Fiscal Cliff is an important economic news item that can be challenging for most people to understand. So let everyone’s favorite animated millionaire Mr. Burns break it down for you. Regardless of...
View ArticleDikembe Mutombo and Old Spice are here to save the world
The world will end soon, but Dikembe Mutombo and Old Spice are here to help in the form of Dikembe Mutombo’s 4 1/2 Weeks to Save the World. If you haven’t heard of the advergame sensation from Old...
View ArticleFinally, beer cans being turned into bicycles with ReCycle
ReCycle wants to turn out bicycles that are 100% recycled. They also want to make bikes that don’t suck. So far, they seem to be doing an admirable job of achieving both. ReCycle Yeah, yeah, yeah,...
View ArticleThe perfect way to fix Apple’s Maps on iOS
Sure, Apple could fix its buggy Maps app with a lot of hard work. Or it could just do like The Onion proposes and rebuild society. I think we’re all on board with this solution. If you’ve got hundreds...
View ArticleThis week in Facebook idiocy
Every week on the Internet we see screen caps of unfortunate interactions on everybody’s favorite social network, Facebook. If we’re lucky enough we actually get to encounter these hilarious lapses of...
View ArticleCarine Felizardo wins Brazil’s Miss Bum Bum 2012
Huffington Post Felizardo, a curvy Jessica Simpson-lookalike from the Brazilian state of Para, has been crowned Miss Bum Bum, a title that rewards her for having the country’s sexiest female posterior.
View Article‘The Lakers have just pooped their big boy pants’ says enthusiastic Rockets...
Yes, the Lakers are having serious issues, both on the court and off. But those issues don’t extend to depositing their bowel movements into appropriate receptacles—much to the dismay of announcer...
View ArticleWhat TV shows we should watch tonight
Facebook/NFL Films Tonight, NFL Films takes a look at the career of perhaps the game’s greatest running back, Barry Sanders. It’s a must-see, if only for the spectacular highlights. Here’s what else...
View ArticleShay Maria on video is why the Internet was invented
Internet legend Shay Maria is back with part three of this epic five part series of videos from our friends over at Kaloopy Media. And amazingly this edition has somehow managed to top the first two....
View ArticleMust See Imagery: Hump Day
SonofSin17, Imgur We here at Guyism take our Internetting very seriously, and we strive to bring you only the best content the web has to offer. Thus, going forward we will be brining you the Most...
View ArticleKe$ha ‘Dirty Love’, your Spotify Song of the Day
I know what you’re thinking. “Ke$ha, really?” But when pop’s trash princess teams up with Iggy Pop and turns out something pretty interesting, it’s worth a listen. It’s “Dirty Love” on the Guyism...
View ArticleWin easy money with this Russian beer bottle trick
Life hacks and surefire bar bets are all the rage right now. Here’s one straight from Russia that’s certain to line your pockets. SPF Russia has really let himself go. Instead of blowing shit up with...
View ArticleCancelled ‘Streets of Rage’ game looked promising
Sorry fans of the 16-bit beat ‘em up, but you know the deal; the best things in life are usually never approved by the board of directors of like people. The following recently found its way on the...
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