‘Spring Breakers’ deleted scenes feature bikinis and guns
Drunk girls in bikinis dancing like “deaf people and spazzes” is always entertaining, especially when it’s the sexy girls of Spring Breakers. Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez know how to put together...
View Article12-year-old OSU fan beats brain cancer, calls tumor ‘Michigan’
Grant Reed beat cancer and cancer’s name was ‘Michigan.’ The 12-year-old Ohio State fan was diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor in 2011. As extra motivation to beat the disease, Reed gave his tumor...
View ArticleThe 20 most awesome grills ever created
Heavy Did you grill out on Independence Day? We bet your grill wasn’t as cool as these 20 most insanely awesome grills a steak has ever seen.
View ArticleGirl tango dances so hard her skirt goes flying off
They say that dancing can win over most women. So maybe this guy’s dance moves got this girl going so bad that her skirt wardrobe malfunctioned itself. Literal pantry dropper. I don’t even get how that...
View ArticleThug Notes helps fake your way through ‘Pride and Prejudice’
Price and Prejudice is probably your girlfriends favorite book, so you better know it. Sparky Sweets’s Thug Notes” will help you understand what she means when she complains you’re not more like Mr....
View ArticleLeanna Decker might just be the world’s sexiest redhead
Leanna Decker, 2012 Playboy Cybergirl of the Year, is back with yet another ridiculously sexy bikini video you have to watch right now. This video, just like the last one we saw her shoot for TeenyB...
View Article‘Lovelace’ trailer shows Amanda Seyfried was the right choice
The Lovelace trailer proves that Amanda Seyfried makes a much better Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace than Lindsay Lohan would have. It’s safe for work, but the movie is about a porn star so use some...
View ArticleWhat’s winning the Internet today (07.09.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today....
View Article‘Grand Theft Auto V’ gameplay trailer makes it look like a must-buy
The latest iteration of the Grand Theft Auto series, GTA V, hits stores on September 13. And this new trailer showing off gameplay for the first time will actually blow you away. How this game knew...
View Article‘Blurred Lines’ as ‘The Cosby Show’ theme
Robin Thicke’s video for “Blurred Lines” has caused a bit of controversy so a new version has been released. It features “Blurred Lines” over The Cosby Show theme, and it’s spectacular. I’m guessing...
View ArticleWoman caught on tape trying to hire hitman to kill husband
If you’re going to hire someone to kill your husband, make sure they’re not an undercover cop. And also make sure there isn’t a video of you trying to do it. Julia Merfeld learned both these lessons...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Sexy tango leads to sexy wardrobe malfunction
That awkward moment when your dress rips off while you’re doing the tango in front of family. Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of...
View Article9 of the horniest bands of all time
Jamie, Flickr Bands like sex. They like to talk about it, they like to sing about it and most importantly, they like to have it. None of that should come as a shock, but within that epically horny...
View ArticleRaw burger sparks outrage at McDonald’s drive-thru
McDonald’s serves a customer a raw burger. He wants his money back. This should be a simple transaction, but instead he turns into a whiny little bitch in the drive-thru. This is the rare occasion...
View ArticleStreetballer ‘The Professor’ shows up to park as Spiderman
You remember ‘The Professor’ right? Short, white kid with an unbelievable crossover, made his name on the And1 tour? Well, he did something pretty damn cool. He dressed up as Spiderman and headed to...
View ArticleKelly Lynn is a sexy, talented, brunette ‘one to watch’
Another day, another sexy lady for you to keep a sharp eye on. Today we get to meet internationally published model Kelly Lynn and her sexy bikinis. Kelly Lynn has been modeling for seven years and...
View ArticleJustin Bieber pisses in restaurant mop bucket, curses Bill Clinton for some...
Typically, I support Justin Bieber. He’s just a 18 or 19-year-old kid doing dumb things we all did at that age. But the douchebaggery displayed in this video of him pissing in a mop bucket is just too...
View ArticleBruce Willis almost shot Mary-Louise Parker
Mary-Louise Parker told a story on Conan about Bruce Willis shooting a prop gun to kill a bee that was next to her face. If you listen closely, you can actually hear her panties dropping just from...
View ArticleLiquor store owner tries to stop robbery, fails in embarrassing fashion
We usually love posts where people give assholes a dose of karma. This clip of a liquor store owner trying to stop a snatch and grab is not one of those times. You have to admire the guy for crawling...
View ArticleLingerie Football League trash talk: “You wish you could f-ck me”
Remember when the Lingerie Football League was like, “hey guys, take us seriously.” And they changed their name to the Legends Football League, made their uniforms less sexy, appeared on Fox News and...
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