Jimmy Fallon ‘I Wanna Sex You Up’ Ragtime
Jimmy Fallon brought back The Ragtime Gals to sing “I Wanna Sex You Up” on The Late Show with Jimmy Fallon. Color Me Badd has never sounded better than this barbershop quartet. This isn’t the first...
View Article‘Sing Together’ is Mr. Rogers Remixed B-side and it’s amazing
Mr. Rogers’ autotune, “Garden of Your Mind,” was a huge hit last year. Melody Sheep and PBS just released a B-side to Mr. Rogers Remixed called “Sing Together,” in which Mr. Rogers displays some...
View ArticleWoman throws rocks, sics dogs on reporter for coming to her house
A woman’s teenage daughter was shot at a graduation party and the local news came to ask her opinion. Apparently, she wasn’t into it since she threw rocks at them, swung a baseball bat, and sicked her...
View ArticleHow to order wine at a restaurant like a pro
Red wine image by Shutterstock Ordering wine at a restaurant can sometimes feel like a daunting task. The wine list comes fast, is longer than the Dead Sea Scrolls, and many of the names are in a...
View ArticleThe 10 greatest swimming pools in the world
Heavy Summer is here. Depending on where you live a refreshing body of water might be hard to come by. Whether you’ve got your own backyard oasis or the nearest pool is miles away, these pools are...
View ArticleLeBron and Dwyane Wade prepare for the Heat by sparring
What’s the best way to prepare for a veteran led Spurs team? Boxing of course. LeBron and Dwyane Wade hit the gym ahead of tonight’s game and did a little sparring, presumably to the Rocky theme...
View ArticleLily Collins just gets more impressive by the day
Lily Collins is an actress that I’ve been pimping for some time now. She’s talented, gorgeous, fun, and going to be a superstar real soon. For further proof of this have a look at this cool behind the...
View ArticleWhat’s winning the Internet today (06.06.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today....
View ArticleReporter freaks the f out after seeing magic trick
KTLA reporter Allie MacKay may normally be a great reporter. Her interaction with magician Justin Willman in which she freaks the f out is not one of those times. I hope she doesn’t have any illusions...
View ArticleHow to play guitar and score a hot girl
Ever wonder how to score a hot girl with a simple playing of the guitar? “Live your life like the sheep in the Corona ads.” That mantra has been tattooed on my back for years and it never made sense...
View ArticleBruins’ Gregory Campbell killed a power play with a broken leg
Should the Bruins go on to win the Stanley Cup, this clip will lead every montage. While killing a second period power play, Gregory Campbell took a vicious Evgeni Malkin slap shot to the leg. The shot...
View ArticlemsnNOW.com: Politician promises free weed, greatly disappoints
msnNOW Cincinnati mayoral candidate Jim Berns announced he was going to bless the people of the city with free marijuana plants at a public event, but those who turned out in support were instead...
View ArticleThis husky dog has the best fake death since Tupac
The husky dog in this video plays dead better than any dog ever. Are there doggie Oscars? There probably should be doggie Oscars. Now teach that dog how to take a bow. (via Dlisted)
View ArticleMan uses dry ice to smoke alcohol
Move over butt chugging, inhaling alcohol is back again. People are reported to be pouring vodka over dry ice and “smoking” the alcohol. I don’t want to call bullshit or anything, but it looks like...
View ArticleGeorge R.R. Martin explains why he just kicked your dog
I love shows in which the main character dies, and so does George R.R. Martin. He explained on Conan why he killed off your favorite character and why he’d do it again too. It may be contrary to...
View ArticleHang 10: A Guyism tribute to surfer girls
IMGUR Are surfer girls the hottest female athletes in the world? Perhaps this Guyism tribute will provide you with a definitive answer. Take a look at our recent tributes to boy shorts and POV...
View ArticleThis is a guy who had a botched nose job that removed his nose
I’m not saying I’d be the best plastic surgeon. But I’m pretty sure that I’d know that the patient still having a nose is a pretty crucial part of a nose job. Vishal Thakkar, a New Yorker migrated to...
View ArticleScooter the Runaway Llama just the latest animal trying to escape
HyperVocal Scooter is just one of the many animals that have tried to escape the caged life over the past few years. Here are some other high-profile animals that have also made a run for it.
View ArticleTrojan Football 101 for ladies is something that exists
Are you a Trojan football fan? Are you a woman? Well, my deepest apologies because you must not know anything about the game. That’s what I’ve gathered after seeing this email sent to the USC community...
View ArticleThe Red Wedding Crashers
What happens when it’s time for a wedding in the Frey household? Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson have to CRASH IT in our latest Guyism Original mashup. Like Ryan Jones on Facebook for more of his latest...
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