This guy taking selfies on the train is the most cringeworthy thing you’ll...
If you’re a man taking selfies on the train like this guy, just kill yourself. It does not get better. Imgur If it’s a hot girl though, rock that out. No judgment here. Send your train selfies to...
View ArticleMelissa Joan Hart bombs on Kickstarter
Nickelodeon Okay, so you can’t just be semi-famous and get a bunch of money. That’s good to know. So I was OK with the Veronica Mars Kickstarter, and then less OK with the Zach Braff Kickstarter, but...
View ArticleMust See Imagery: 50 hilarious photos to get you through the weekend
Imgur/pricklypete In this weekend’s Must See Imagery we take a walk through everything you might have missed this week, including hilarious demotivational posters, the sexiest women of the Internet,...
View ArticleJohn Tortorella wants the media to kiss his derriere
The Brad Richards benching has been a hot topic in the Big Apple this week and John Tortorella reached his boiling point on the issue. During last night’s post-game, the Rangers coach went off the...
View ArticleGenevieve Morton in a bikini deserves special attention
Genevieve Morton is amazing model. Not only does this South African stunner dominate bikinis in her home land for Sports Illustrated , she also does it here in the States. She’s been in the American...
View ArticleWhat to watch this weekend: ‘Arrested Development’ premiere, ‘Mad Men’
Netflix Go outside everyone, get a breath of fresh air, enjoy the long weekend. For those of you who are stuck indoors, here are some things to watch. Friday Da Vinci’s Demons @ 9pm, Starz: Only...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Hot chicks hula hooping
Because nothing says Memorial Day weekend more than a bunch of hot chicks hula hooping. That makes no sense. I’ll show myself out. Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the...
View Article7 things women do that inevitably piss men off
Frustrated man image by Shutterstock Ah, the delicate balance between men and women. We’re so alike and yet so different. That’s one of the reasons we can’t seem to get enough of each other. It’s also...
View ArticleBritish glamour models dressed up as ‘Mortal Kombat’ characters
I have no idea who these British glamour models are, but they are the best Sonya Blade, Mileena, and Kitana from Mortal Kombat I have ever seen. And it’s not even close. Happy Memorial Day Weekend!...
View ArticleWhat’s hot this week in men’s fashion, gadgets, and gear
This weekly feature is a round-up, in conjunction with our friend Tim over at Cool Material, of the hot new products appearing online this week. From fashion tips to cool gadgets and gear, take a look...
View ArticleBeer labels now in GIF format
Many beer labels are as good as the brew they contain, but they could always be better. One man is turning those boring labels into animated gifs, which somehow makes me want to drink them even more....
View ArticleSaturday Night Links: Should win awards
Good stuff from around the Web to help you through the rest of the weekend. SI Extra Mustard Megan Retzlaff Should Win Awards Woman Bit Husband’s Penis After He Made Her Leave the Rodeo Athletes Who...
View Article11 things you’ll need at the beach this summer
ralph and jenny, Flickr It’s almost summer and that means that it’s also almost bikini season. But bikini season is best experienced in its natural habitat: the beach. With that in mind, we thought...
View Article7 ways in which you’re still like a caveman
Alejandro Mallea, Flickr Are men in 2011 really all that different from ancient cavemen? Would they not also have laughed if they had been told (and understood) that their descendants and our ancestors...
View ArticleRihanna owns Amanda Bynes on Twitter
Instagram Seriously one of the best comebacks ever. I’m not a huge fan of Rihanna, mostly because her music is obnoxious and she seems like a drug-addled idiot, but I have to give her props for...
View Article9 of the most messed up stories from the Bible
Bible image by Shutterstock The Bible has long been a source of inspiration to people all over the world. It is also incredibly screwed up, filled with tails of slavery, genocide, rape, incest and...
View ArticleBrawl between fans and security at WWE Raw
There were two main events last night during WWE Raw in Calgary. One was in the ring, the other in the stands. The latter drew far better ratings. The action took place during the John Cena-Curtis Axel...
View ArticleMom goes in HARD on daughter for ‘slutty’ Facebook activities
A mom exercises her right to be a mom by going hard after her daughter for perceived slutty activities on Facebook. This is parenting in 2013, folks. If your 14-year-old daughter is blasting poon pics...
View ArticleKate Upton is back in the Victoria’s Secret catalog
Kate Upton may not be “suitable” to walk the runway for Victoria’s Secret, but apparently they aren’t completely stupid as our favorite swimsuit model appears on the back cover of Victoria’s Secret’s...
View ArticleThe Guyism Podcast – Big girls, Crazy exes, and the 9-9-9 Challenge
It’s the second edition of the Guyism Podcast. This week, Chris and Ryan discuss problems with Chris’s ex-girlfriend who wants his babies, Ryan attempting to eat nine hotdogs and drink nine beers in...
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