McDonald’s adds 3 new Quarter-Pounders and thick cut bacon
McDonald’s Angus burgers are gone, but they are being replaced with three new McDonald’s Quarter-Pounders, including a Habanero Ranch burger. McDonald’s is also swapping their mediocre bacon for new...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Happy O.J. Simpson and baby’s first motorboat
O.J. Simpson is quite happy these days but not as happy as this motorboatin’ baby. They lead tonight’s edition of GIFs. Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best...
View ArticleThe mother revealed on ‘How I Met Your Mother’
After eight seasons, the mystery of How I Met Your Mother was finally revealed. Here’s your first photo. CBS All the clues are there. The yellow umbrella, the boots, the ticket to Farhampton. It all...
View Article8 popular songs that people don’t realize are totally creepy
YouTube/Outkast Musicians are actually pretty screwed up people. I know, it’s hard to believe that an industry so closely tied to rampant drug abuse and degenerate sex scandals could be anything other...
View ArticleAngelina Jolie reveals she had a double mastectomy
Angelina Jolie has revealed that she underwent a preventive double mastectomy earlier this year in an op-ed for the New York Times called “My Medical Choice.” Between February and April Jolie, 37,...
View ArticleA photo collection of sad and angry Leafs fans
No amount of words can describe the heartbreak felt by Maple Leafs fans Monday night. It was the worst kind of loss, a blown three goal lead in the third period of Game 7. Fans went from complete...
View ArticleBrawl between Tibetans and Chinese is super messy
A fight between Tibetan and Chinese vendors got messy in the streets of Beijing. To those who say America has the best brawls, prepare to open your eyes to other cultures. According to the YouTube...
View ArticleJimmy Fallon gives superlative awards to NHL players
NHL playoffs are the best time of the year for a couple dozen fans across the country. Jimmy Fallon pimped the NBC property by doling out some lesser known awards to NHL players in his segment, “Jimmy...
View ArticleScariest carnival accident caught on video features a man falling off a ride
No offense to the good people of Uzbekistan but if this is any indication of the safety of your carnivals, I won’t be summering there any time soon. Fortunately, the man just sustained serious injuries...
View ArticleThe top 10 most anticipated films of the summer
Heavy Summer is a time to cuddle up to that loved one of yours, put your arm around her, and share some popcorn at the movies. This is your 2013 road-map to the summer films you should not miss.
View ArticleFemale MMA fighter uses the ol’ pregnancy excuse to get out of bout
A bun in the oven seems like a legitimate excuse to get out of an MMA fight. Invcita’s July card has been reshuffled after news of Laura Sanko’s pregnancy. Sanko made the announcement on Twitter over...
View ArticleMust See Imagery: 50 funny pics to brighten your Tuesday
Facebook/Epic Demotivation In today’s Must See Imagery we bring back the daily sloth, see some hilarious demotivational posters, and more! Aggregating content from the web’s hottest sources: Facebook,...
View ArticleLet a hottie teach you how to pack your suitcase right
We all take trips at some point. Most of us don’t know how to pack a suitcase properly. Let this lovely young lass teach how to do it right. Pack a suitcase I mean. (Get your mind out of the gutter....
View ArticleQuiz: ‘Star Wars’ bounty hunter or NHL goalie?
SI Extra Mustard Here’s a quiz that poses a simple question: which of the following names belong to NHL goaltenders — and which belong to Star Wars bounty hunters?
View ArticleMiss May Kristen Nicole dances even better than Kate Upton
Kristen Nicole, as you may recall, is Playboy’s Miss May. You probably do remember since she immediately shot up to #2 on the Guyism 100. You may also remember that I said that if Playmate of the Year...
View Article‘Dracula’ coming to NBC Fridays this fall
Get ready for more vampires on TV this fall. NBC is entering the realm of the undead with their new show, Dracula. We have little need for more vampers, but at least this one seems to have an actual...
View ArticleGuy steals hot dog unaware it’s hottest in the world, gets instant karma
A guy attempts to buy a hot dog, realizes he has no cash, then steals one another guy puts down. Unfortunately for the thief, the hot dog is one of the hottest in the world and he’s completely unaware...
View ArticleGIFterpiece Theatre: Angelina Jolie GIFs are the best GIFs
It takes a lot of courage to do with Angelina Jolie did. She deserves our praise and admiration. Here is tonight’s edition of GIFs. Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the...
View Article50 most underrated summer vacation spots in North America
Beach image by Shutterstock Summer is fast approaching and that means that it’s time for that age old ritual: the summer vacation. You all know the usual destinations – the Jersey Shore, Disney,...
View ArticleChicago bus driver threatens Taco Bell employee over tomatoes
A Chicago bus driver lost it when Taco Bell put tomatoes on his tacos after a long day of work. He threatened the cashier, told the person recording that he’ll “knock the f-ck out of you,” then hopped...
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