How have you lived so long in a world where Danny Trejo isn’t cutting dudes’ heads off while Sofia Vergara blasts bullets from her boobs? The new red-band Machete Kills trailer wants to know.
I’m just glad to see Mel Gibson looking happy again. Just because you call your ex-girlfriend horrible names, slander the jews, drop N-bombs, and are probably a terrible person doesn’t mean I forgot that you did Lethal Weapon. Whatever makes the creative juices flow, Mel E. Mel.