Hey Bret Bielema, how’s it going? How’s the new gig at Arkansas? ‘Wooooooo Pigs-Sooey’ amirite? How come you’re not answering me? WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME? I’m warning you sir! You better say something or I’ll…I’ll strike you with a bat while you’re hanging from the ceiling.
Oh, my bad, you’re a pinata. You had me fooled paper mache Bielema, you had me fooled.
(via reddit)