John Turturro plays his best role yet in the trailer for Fading Gigalo. “You said it man. Noby f*@ks with the Jesus.” Unless of course you’re Sharon Stone, Sofia Vergara, and Vanessa Paradis.
It really is Deuce Bigalow without the fish tank and with John Turturro and Woody Allen mercifully replacing Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin. The beauty of Fading Gigalo is that Turturro wrote and directed the movie. He essentially just came up with a way to be paid in real life for getting in bed with Sharon Stone, Sofia Vergara, and Vanessa Paradis. If that’s not the most brilliant thing you’ve ever heard, you must be working with Stephen Hawking.