Sam Horowitz may have only recently become a man. But his Bar Mitzvah dance video is enough to make any of us convert to Judaism. And get a time machine. And rich Jewish parents.
Are you fucking kidding me? Ignore how kind of femmy this kid is…Big lit up sign with his name and a dozen go-go dancing girls who lift him up in the air so he can flit around like he’s Peter Pan? I would do that now and I’m a 28-year-old man (biologically if not emotionally). You guys in the flyover states can hate the Jews all you want but they’ve definitely got this whole thing figured out. (via Barstool Boston)