According to the YouTube upload, Eli Kaldwell is an “Independent Irish-Caribbean singer-songwriter.” It fails to convey that he’s really REALLY bad at most of those things.
What kills me about this video is his unwavering glare into the camera lens combined with how he keeps making “cute” poses. So douche-chilltastic.
If he’s planning on conquering the city with arhythmic musical notes, though, I’m not going to doubt his plan’s chances for success.