When talking to a woman on stilts, try not to reference how your initial idea was to “come between her, uh, legs, uh.” Unless you’re going for a Beavis and Butthead styled news report. In which case, have at it.
In the reporter’s defense, that is a lot of leg to come between. You’d basically have to if given the shot. I mean have you ever had sex with a woman on stilts? I sure haven’t. Haven’t even hooked up with someone over six feet tall. Who knows what wonders we’re all missing out on!?!? (via Hypervocal)