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“Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. And I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen. FOOTBALL!”
The Fellowship of the Ring @ 8pm Friday, TNT: Because this remains one of the best movies ever made.
2013 Football Hall of Fame Induction @ 7pm Saturday, ESPN2: Bill Parcells, Cris Carter, Warren Sapp and Jonathan Ogden headline this year’s inductees.
The Newsroom @ 10pm Sunday, HBO: The title of this episode is “Unintended Consequences” and that probably means Maggie screwed up again.
Dexter @ 9pm Sunday, Showtime: Don’t know what’s going on? Catch up with our Dexter recaps.
Cowboys-Dolphins @ 8pm, NBC: OH MY GOD, FOOTBALL’S BACK!