How do you get some random old lady sleeping on your lap during a flight off of you? Just keep trying desperately like YouTuber Steve Cullum during this in-flight video.
The correct answer to this predicament: You make ejaculatory noises until she wakes up. It’s the only reasonable solution that doesn’t involve physically waking her up or something that would constitute sexual assault. And really, that’s what I’m here for. (via BroBible)