You all lost your minds when Sharknado aired. And now there are sharks being dragged on shore at Nantucket beaches. ARE YOU HAPPY, INTERNET?
The guy in question, 24-year-old Elliot Sudal, tells ABC News, “I’ve caught over 100 sharks in the last eight months. It’s my favorite thing to do.”
Fuck. That. The guy’s originally from Florida so I’ll write that off as the reason this even happened in the first place. But if you think wrestling sharks is an indicator of a good time, I’ll be gleefully counting the moments until you end up struggling to open pickle jars like Bethany Hamilton.