Can too much mobile gaming make precious over-inflated titties explode? A report out of China says yes.
Breast implant image by Shutterstock
A Chinese woman’s breast implant exploded after she lied on her stomach for four hours playing a game on her iPhone.
Doctors told China’s SZNews that the low quality of the implant combined with the extended period of time pushing on the breast led to the unexpected explosion.
The woman was caught up in a game of “Dragon Summon” (which we’d like to but are unable to find on the App Store).
The status of her breasts and if she got another implant is unknown, according to the Daily Mail.
The biggest surprise here isn’t the quality of Chinese labor but the fact that she wasn’t playing Candy Crush. That game has been singularly responsible for any damage to my body and my ego in the last month-plus.